ITT: life hacks

[Anonymous No.15217973]

>wait for Chad to come out of the bathroom
>go in and sniff the healthy probiotics in the air
>literally saving thousands on healthcare
Why haven't you taken the scavengerpill anon?

[Anonymous No.15217990]

What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.15218008]

Technically, wiping with their used TP should get you a good load of chad bacteria to keep your gut healthy, but I haven't tried that yet.
What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.15218018]

>>15217973
>>15217990
kek

[Anonymous No.15218029]

>>15217990
>>15218018
>>15217973
i lol'd hard on this one.

what do you mean? any sources on this?

[Anonymous No.15218070]

>>15218029
There was an article circulating on /biz/ a few months ago about poop transplantation and its health benefits. I figured the logic here is the same except I'm doing it through air instead of reusing their literal poop.

[Anonymous No.15218082]

>garden to grow my own food
>shit in garden so I don't have to buy fertilizer
>walk into chick fil a and steal condiments
>don't tip to save money the few times I ever dine in a restaurant
>drive without headlights at night to save electricity
>steal toilet paper from library
>only flush toilet once a week to save water
>if I don't have toilet paper I use a rag to wipe and just wash it off in the sink with detergent

[Anonymous No.15218093]

>>15218070
Fecal transplants are amazing. You can even cure the symptoms of autism with a fecal transplants.
Just imagine, we could all get fecal transplants and become normies.
I personally like being an autismo but some people don't.

[Anonymous No.15218131]

>>15217973
if you get a poop transplant you get all of the healthy gut bacteria, you are stealing the chadness.
scoop the poop and shove it up your arse.
profit.

[Anonymous No.15218141]

>>15218070
>fecal transplant
>not letting Chad double dip into your angus
It's as though you don't even want to make it.

[Anonymous No.15218173]

>>15218082
>steal toilet paper from library

They caught onto me, so now I bring an empty roll and unspool a full roll onto it.

[Anonymous No.15218184]

>>15218173
Damnit. Forgot pic. Padlocked.

[Anonymous No.15218202]

>YO GET A LOT OF ANON'S SHIT
>HAHHAAH IT'S ALL GREEN HE PROBABLY HAS AUTISM
>WAIT WAIT WAIT
>OH NO NO NO IT TASTES BAD TOO HAHAHAHA HE'S PROBABLY A VIRGIN

[Anonymous No.15218203]

inpoosion cured my incellulitis

[Anonymous No.15218297]

>>15218184
If they do this I just pull tons of it off and fold it up

[Anonymous No.15218418]

>>15218173
based and frugal pilled

[Anonymous No.15218471]

>>15217973
What about harvesting piss?

[Anonymous No.15218501]

>>15218471
How does one even clean this up without popping the piss pimple?

[Anonymous No.15218562]

>>15218471
Piss is no use really, you might as well throw it out the window. The gut bacteria is what you're after.

[Anonymous No.15218567]

>>15218501
That’s some wagie’s problem, now isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.15218617]

>>15218501
Use a wet vac to suck some out, then double bag it, put it in a bin and take it to the basement drain and pour it all out. Mop what remains by the urinal/Fix urinal.

-Building superintendent

[Anonymous No.15218740]

>>15218617
Thank you for this knowledge. If ever I have the misfortune of finding myself in this situation, I'll remember you

[Anonymous No.15218799]

>>15217973
just let chad shit in your mouth rly

[Anonymous No.15218831]

>>15218799
Doesn't survive gastric acid sadly. You have to scoop the faeces into little pills and parachute it up your ass.