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ITT people who don't have to work tomorrow get in here anons.

>> No.15210600

>>15210524
Lads I am nearing the end of the relaxed period of welfare, and my JSA is now starting to get real uppity with me and trying to make me good a job or participate in training programs. What should I do?

They told me they have a training program for people wanting to start a small business, it's 2 days a week. Should I do this, they said they'd pay for it. Are welfare funded skills programs any decent? Should I bother or keep trying to stall and delay? I make it with Link when staking comes out anyways, but I wanted to start a business afterwards with my Link gains anyways.

>> No.15210614

>>15210600
lmaoooooooooooo i hope this is a larp.
>I make it with link when staking comes out anway

theres no fucking way anyone actually believes this shit. and yeah go get a job you giant faggot

>> No.15210627

>>15210614
What is larpy about it lady? I bought in early.

>> No.15210633

>4 months out of work
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15210759

>>15210600
Yeah do it, I don't see why not.

>> No.15210770
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>>15210524
i own chainlink too

>> No.15210787

>>15210770
Imagine being this low IQ

>> No.15210805

>>15210759
The only problem is if I start the course I am not allowed any legal income and profits while doing the course. So I am worried it will be boring shit, and that Link will suddenly get another surprise announcement, and staking comes out while I am doing this multi week long training thing.

But on the other hand, they said after I finish it, I get an extra $100 per fortnight in neetbux that comes in even if I am getting income from a business I started, but this only lasts 12 months then I am cut off.

What if Link takes longer than 12 months from now?

>> No.15210806
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15210806

>tfw work tomorrow

>> No.15210815

>>15210805
Can y'all just shut the fuck up you're so fucking annoying goddamn

>> No.15210822
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WAZZZZZZZaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa comfy GANG

>> No.15210829

>>15210805
Cant tell if Larp or just pure delusional

>> No.15210831

>>15210805

Unironically just lie about any link gains and don't report then go to lawyer after

>> No.15210832

>>15210815
Fuck off loser.

>> No.15210833

>>15210832
Cringe

>> No.15210843
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>>15210805
Cut off of all neetbux or just the extra $100? Sounds like a good deal man, go to welfare business school. They might even give you a loan to start a business, which you could then use to buy link.

>> No.15210847

>>15210600
Checked
Do the course you fucking halfwit. You may meet some other fuckers or learn something.

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>>15210805
Forgot to say extra 100$ is the way to go

>> No.15210859

>>15210787
i 10x'ed my 10 grand investment, how is that low IQ sir? you jelly?

>> No.15210865

learn TA and do some easy longs / shorts and you dont have to work anon

>> No.15210873

>>15210829
>>15210833
Imagine being mad at early investors.

>>15210831
Yeah I haven't even told them about my Link either, they have no clue. I told them I was gonna make indie games on steam kek. Not a lie though, do want to try my hand at that as a hobby business once I get Link staking gains.

>>15210843
I'm actually not sure. I assume it's cut off all neetbucks if your business is successful though, they said you do have to report business income, so if your business is failing after the 12 months, I guess you get to keep your original neetbux, or maybe just a support to make up for low income. I am Aussie so welfare here is pretty generous.

>>15210847
>>15210851
Yeah alright I will try it then. $100 in Link each fortnight isn't bad. Plus they said the course teaches you all business law basics etc, like business numbers and tax shit etc.

>> No.15210876

>>15210600
>Lads I am nearing the end of the relaxed period of welfare, and my JSA is now starting to get real uppity with me and trying to make me good a job or participate in training programs. What should I do?
>They told me they have a training program for people wanting to start a small business, it's 2 days a week. Should I do this, they said they'd pay for it. Are welfare funded skills programs any decent? Should I bother or keep trying to stall and delay? I make it with Link when staking comes out anyways, but I wanted to start a business afterwards with my Link gains anyways.
uk neet here.. keep getting jsa.. keep investing in rsr.. use free time to start an online business that doesnt cost any money to start up... invest profits in rsr

>> No.15210920

>>15210876
Yeah that's what I was planning on doing before my JSA called me in and told me either get a fucking job now, start a course or your neetbucks are cut off.

I just buy Link each payment, and was thinking of fucking around with a Youtube channel in the meantime. I have no delusions about the channel being successful, it wont be, but was hoping it would count as some attempt at income and get the JSA off my back for another few months.

I was planning on getting off welfare as soon as Link staking happens anyways, and just living off my node gains. I just want to delay until then, then say goodbye to welfare and JSA visits and all this reporting shit. I'd like the free extra $100 a year, but that probably comes with income reporting and letting them know my business finances for the next year too. I know they sneak double edged swords into programs like this.

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>>15210822
This fucking economy haha

>> No.15211100

>>15210876
How much do you need? I have 300k

>> No.15211111

>>15210524
based

>> No.15211135

>>15211111
Quints of neet life.

Based basedposter.

>> No.15211197

Been out of work since April from a car accident. Got to go to criminal court tomorrow to make sure the black guy that hit me high is convicted so i can send my Lawyer after his insurance.

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>>15210815

>> No.15212570

>>15210524

Aw yeah, I have this week off.

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>>15210524
Feels good bros