OMFG SERGEY JUST DUMPED ANOTHER 700K

[Anonymous No.15206749]

NOT AGAIN NO PLEASE SERGEY STOP NO

[Anonymous No.15206775]

>>15206749
>>15206749

The fat cunt's sitting with his porky fingers hovering over the 'sell' button, waiting for a pump.

[Anonymous No.15206781]

>>15206749
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

[Anonymous No.15206782]

>>15206749
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.15206787]

>>15206782
>>15206749
SOURCE ON THIS??

[Anonymous No.15206806]

FUCK IT'S REAL. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[Anonymous No.15206807]

>>15206781
I came

[Anonymous No.15206818]

>>15206749
No he didn't lying faggot.

[Anonymous No.15206836]

WHY DOES HE KEEP SELLING HIS LINKS

[Anonymous No.15206844]

>>15206836
he knows what's about to happen anon

[Anonymous No.15206854]

OP is a liar.

[Anonymous No.15206856]

>pumps

[Raul No.15206860]

Links are free, why do you ask?

[Anonymous No.15206876]

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.

The important thing to realize about this sentence is that it presupposes that the reader is familiar with the Toy Story films from the same era. In these movies, Andy is a human child and Woody is the name of his favorite toy, a stuffed cowboy doll. In the setting of the film, all toys are animate, but merely pretend to be inanimate while humans are around. It is in this fantasy world that our story also takes place. In the first sentence alone, Woody's got Wood gives the reader all of the information they need to understand the setting. Both protagonists of the work, Andy and Woody are named, and the fact that Andy is masturbating implies that Woody's got Wood takes place some time between the second and third films, after Andy has started puberty but before he has given the toys away. The sentence also lets the reader know that they toys have biological functions akin to their anatomy, so Woody has the ability to get "wood" or, an erection. This use of slang is a common literary trope for informal settings, seen to the extreme in works such as The Clockwork Orange, and shows the audience that the characters are distanced from mainstream society. The sentence also functions as a hook to get the reader further into the work.

[Anonymous No.15206909]

>>15206749
no he hasnt, fuck off

https://etherscan.io/token/0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca?a=0xdad22a85ef8310ef582b70e4051e543f3153e11f

[Anonymous No.15206910]

oooh he actually didn't, awkward for you

https://etherscan.io/token/0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca?a=0xdad22a85ef8310ef582b70e4051e543f3153e11f

[Anonymous No.15206911]

NOOO SERGEY WHY OMG WHY I CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

[Anonymous No.15206924]

He could no longer help himself!

He (Woody), in this sentence is shown at being incredibly sexually frustrated. The reader is left to assume that Woody has seen Andy masturbate many times in the past but has been unable to pleasure himself because he must remain motionless to keep up the facade. It is at this point that Woody cannot resist his sexual urges any longer and acts upon them. Several literary analysts insist that his sentence is an allusion to the Greek god Zeus, also unable to resist sexual temptation despite other commitments.

[DetectiveAnon !!xywCWEmZbu8 No.15206937]

No, not yet. However, after the DESIGNATED DUMPING WALLET has been depleted, Sir gay would have sold around $120 million worth of LINK. I think its likley the 1 billion amount, all the other millions they have are distractions to the true goal. You keep looking at the big wallets with 300 mil or whatever.

The truth is however, Sergey is more than happy making $80-90 million and giving the rest to the team. Two years of nothing but marketing on forums to make 80 million dollars isn't bad at all. This IS the exit and its happening right before your eyes. Exits don't mean vertical drops to zero overnight, have some imagination.

[Anonymous No.15206948]

>>15206749
>Chainlink

[Anonymous No.15206950]

>>15206749
He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock.

Some believe that this sentence was actually intended to be the second sentence in the work, however its unusual placement was entirely intentional. This sentence shows the reader exactly how sexually attracted to Andy Woody is. Woody focuses singularly on this one part of Andy's anatomy. Andy's penis is described as "juicy" but it is unclear if this word means that Andy's penis is covered in Cowper's fluid, or if his penis is being compared to something large and thick, like a juicy piece of fruit. This wording is still hotly debated among Woody's got Wood scholars. The use of the word "kawaii" is also very interesting, as it is the first of several uses of Japanese in Woody's got Wood. Inexperienced readers sometimes think that this implies that Andy and Woody are Japanese in the setting of this work, but that is an incorrect interpretation. Instead, the word "kawaii" is borrowed because the authors sentiments cannot be properly expressed in English. While the word literally translates to "cute," there is more to the word than that. Kawaii is an entire aspect of Japanese culture, giving it a much grander meaning than our word. The author is attempting to covey this importance here because of how important Andy is to Woody. Additionally, the word is juxtaposed next to the word "cock," a typically vulgar word. This shocks the reader and alerts them that Woody's got Wood is going to be extremely intimate and vulgar and will not be censored just for the audience's sake.

[Anonymous No.15206963]

>>15206937
excellent work marine

[Anonymous No.15206970]

He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too.

At this point in the story, Woody has given up the charade of being just a toy and has confronted Andy directly. Discovering that one's inanimate toys were in fact, capable of independent movement would be shocking to anyone, and Andy is no exception. Indeed, Andy is so startled that he loses control of his bladder. Cynics frequently point out that human males cannot urinate when erect, as the external urethral sphincter closes, however this is not always true as the internal urethral sphincter (which is closer to the bladder) remains open until orgasm, thus it is possible, though unlikely, to spontaneously urinate if the external urethral sphincter receives a sudden shock. In this case, so much urine was accidentally released it flowed "everywhere on the floor" as well as on Woody himself. The urine of course did not literally go "everywhere," that is merely an overstatement for dramatic effect.

[DetectiveAnon !!xywCWEmZbu8 No.15206986]

>>15206963
Thank you, Rear-Admiral Major Bagholder.

[Anonymous No.15206992]

Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!

This sentence has confused many readers, as it is unclear which of the characters is becoming more "hard" or having a more powerful erection. The issue is primarily one of grammar, but the debate is very important in the events of the story. There are two camps among scholars, each believing it refers to difference characters. The A-Urolagniaists believe that the sentence is to be read as a stand alone and Andy is the subject of the both pronoun. In this interpretation, Andy has become more aroused after being drenched in his own urine. W-Urolagniaists believe that the oblique pronoun "him" refers to Woody, as Woody was the last subject directly mention. In this interpretation, after being covered in Andy's urine, Woody became more aroused. W-Urolagniaists argue that since Woody is the only character directly mentioned to have urine on him, he must be the one getting harder. A-Urolagniaists counter by saying that the author has omitted specifics several times in the work, and it implied that while peeing with an erection in a sitting position, Andy would have gotten some of his urine on himself. The debate rages in Space Universities even today.

[Anonymous No.15207013]

>>15206937
This guy either holds link or he is the saddest fat fuck. Imagine wasting your time on an anonymous image board fudding (poorly) a coin you don't hold.

[Anonymous No.15207015]

>>15206937
New fud. Saved as pasta. Godspeed marine.

[Anonymous No.15207022]

>>15206781
buzz lightyear aproves

[Anonymous No.15207023]

Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."

Here, Woody's got Wood completely changes its narrative style. Rather than being written in story format, the author chooses to eschew traditional technique in order to write the dialog like that of a play. An extremely bold risk, but it remains one of the reasons the story has gotten so popular. When one of the characters speaks, the book has their name written and then a colon. The name is not to be read aloud, but instead used to alert the reader which character is speaking. Woody has two sentences here, first and exclamation and then a proper pair of statements. First, Woody gets Andy's attention by calling him "Andy Senpai." Senpai is another Japanese word borrowed because of a lack of English equivalent. Senpai is an honorific term used when speaking to an older classmate. Presumably, Woody is using it because he has grown up with Andy, but Andy is of course older than him. Woody then goes on to admit the truth to Andy that he is alive, and caught up in the moment admits his sexual desire. "To be inside someone" is a euphemism for sexual intercourse, as the penis enters a part of the other person's body through an orifice. In this sentence however, it has a double meaning, the second as the reader will see being quite literal.

[Anonymous No.15207027]

>>15206836
"In order to help us achieve these goals, we do expect additional influxes of capital into Chainlink, which we plan to use for the continued growth of our team, expansion of resources available to the community, and support of integrations with high profile blockchain platform partners, data providers, and smart contract consumers of off-chain data/events. We do sincerely appreciate our community’s continued support and understanding as we expand the number of people working on Chainlink, and we will of course do our best to ensure that our expansion plans are accomplished responsibly, carefully managing the company's resources, capital and LINK, with a focus on continuing to create an overall positive effect on the Chainlink network over the long-term."

[Anonymous No.15207036]

Andy: "Oh Woody Chan!

Three sentences from Andy here show Andy's reaction to learning of Woody's confession. First, Andy responds in kind to Woody's use of Japanese honorifics, calling him Woody Chan. Chan is a term of endearment attached to the names of people that are close to the speaker, usually women. Chan can be used for men, but it is often mocking or used for men who are extremely feminine. In this case Woody is being called Chan because of his small size in comparison to Andy.

[DetectiveAnon !!xywCWEmZbu8 No.15207078]

>>15207013
This is my home and I'm here either way. You're new, you wouldn't understand.

>>15207027
>additional influxes of capital into Chainlink, which we plan to use for the continued growth of our team, expansion of resources available to the community, and support of integrations with high profile blockchain platform partners, data providers, and smart contract consumers of off-chain data/events.

Imagine actually believing a crypto 'company's' public statements. How much of a gullible cuck are you? Yeah we're making tens of millions, all to solve 'the oracle problem' of course! What's it like having Asperger's? I hear you people really do believe anything anyone says no matter how outlandish.

[Anonymous No.15207102]

I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!"

Andy continues, affirming to Woody that he was already aware that Woody was alive, and knew for some time. It is unclear if it means to say Andy literally knew Woody was alive, having discovered evidence of it, or if he merely had suspicions that were confirmed when Woody confronted him. Either way, Andy continues and tells Woody that he feels the same way about him. Andy informs Woody that he wants to have Woody inside him, specifically to put all of Woody inside of his anus. Rectal stimulation via the prostate is very common in homosexual relationships, and this is no exception. Given Woody's small size, it is unlikely that his penis would be very pleasurable to Andy, so Andy decides to take Woody's offer of being "inside him" literally by stuffing Woody's entire body up his rectum. Note the second use of "kawaii" followed by a explicative for a dramatic juxtaposition. This repetition reminds the reader of what is to come, giving the faint of heart one last chance to turn away.

[DetectiveAnon !!xywCWEmZbu8 No.15207126]

>>15207027
By the way these macro rebrands are really cringe. You cannot damage control this. I know Chainlink HQ is scrambling to cook up more witty JPEGs for you to chuckle at and be soothed by. That's all it takes to convince a linkie, just keep making new frog pictures. Its easier than marketing to literal toddlers. You guys should fire Peter he's not running this show very well.

[Anonymous No.15207131]

Hes just stuck in traffic, he will be here soon

[Anonymous No.15207146]

Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head

Woody has now been given the chance to act on his long repressed sexual urges. Eager to please his beloved Andy, he obeys his request without a hint of hesitation, seriously implying that the two share a much deeper and more passionate love for one another. This subtext is re-inforced by their mutual desire to have Woody physically inside of Andy, rather than the more common definition of the term wherin one simply engages in sexual intercourse with the other.

[Anonymous No.15207150]

>>15207126
>I know Chainlink HQ is scrambling to cook up more witty JPEGs for you to chuckle at and be soothed by. That's all it takes to convince a linkie, just keep making new frog pictures
that is not true faggot. I made a bunch of anti link memes and then made pro link versions of them to placate the stinkers. here is the pro link version of >>15207131

[Anonymous No.15207159]

Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!"

Once again, we feel the unspoken mutual affection of our two star crossed lovers through the subtleties of this tale. Though they have never held a conversation together up until now, Andy's deep connection to his soul mate has surpassed the need for words, and he has provided Woody with his favorite flavor of sexual lubricant (not to be confused with the more dangerous and malevolent "Space Lube").

[Anonymous No.15207165]

[Anonymous No.15207180]

Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate.

It is clear now that the other toys have all been harboring a similar unrequited love for Andy, and seeing one of their own being used as a dildo has gotten their attention, though sadly this will lead to tragedy. Scholars debate where the noise is coming from, but it is assumed the lube is likely its source. The act of urination and masturbation is meant to be a clear parallel to the beginning of the story, although the mind boggles as to how the toys could urinate.

[Anonymous No.15207188]

[Anonymous No.15207189]

>>15207126
Thanks for reaffirming my position. I will always do the opposite of what a tripfag says.

[Anonymous No.15207196]

WUTAMIGONNADOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.15207198]

>>15207078
Ah, so how fat are you? Post man tits fatty.

[Anonymous No.15207199]

Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!"

The script format reappears again, allowing Andy to affirm his sexual arousal via Woody's activity. Stimulation of the prostate has indeed been reported to be highly arousing, often to the point of eliciting ejaculation independent of an erection in some cases. The exclamation at the end of this segment is an obvious sign that he is very close to climax, and his directing it to Woody reinforces the bond between boy and toy.

[Anonymous No.15207208]

>>15207198
no fat shaming allowed on /biz/ faggot

[DetectiveAnon !!xywCWEmZbu8 No.15207214]

>>15207150
You're a schizophrenic Chainlink pajeet employee then. Alright carry on.

[Anonymous No.15207225]

All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass.

The jealousy of all the other toys has pushed them to desperate measures, in a very literal manner. No longer content with the voyeuristic thrill of watching Woody please Andy, they selfishly attempt to take his place with no regard for Andy's feelings or health. Incidentally, it should be noted that just like Woody, the other toys were equally sexually frustrated up until this point in time.

[Anonymous No.15207228]

>>15207214
re-read my post you stupid nigger. I made ANTI LINK memes first and then made edits of them. I dont actually own any Link.

[DetectiveAnon !!xywCWEmZbu8 No.15207231]

>>15207189
>I will always do the opposite of what a tripfag says.
Live a long life right now.

[Anonymous No.15207240]

>>15207150
did you make this one?

[Anonymous No.15207246]

Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full!"

Andy vainly pleads with his toys to consider his well-being, but as mentioned previously they are too far gone to consider such practical issues. This is also the final script segment, ominously hinting at Andy's fate.

[DetectiveAnon !!xywCWEmZbu8 No.15207248]

>>15207228
>I made ANTI LINK memes first and then made edits of them. I dont actually own any Link.

Yeah, spoken like a literal schitzo. Where do they find you people?

[Anonymous No.15207258]

All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

One can only assume that the sheer number of toys present in Andy's colon caused a fatal perforation of the intestinal walls, which would have undoubtedly led to a quick and excruciatingly painful death via a combination of exsanguination and infection. Similarly, his abdominal region may have become bloated if it is assumed that Andy's mother was unable to discover him for a sufficiently long time, as a buildup of gases due to bacterial activity is a common result of the later stages of the decomposition process.

[Anonymous No.15207272]

>>15207240
No, I made the original and someone else made that edit.

>>15207248
>Where do they find you people?
/pol/

[Anonymous No.15207286]

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

[Anonymous No.15207290]

[Anonymous No.15207312]

wearing a cone violates the following rules : 14 - 14.1, 14.2, 4, 0 and 1, it is explicit content because the cone can be argued to be shaped in a phallic form therefore violating the explicit content rule, this therefore wraps it into the rule of not being a dick because wearing a phallic object ontop of your head makes your character resemble a phallic shaped individual which in turn violates rule 1, this also violates various sections of rule 14 because it counts as advertising due to the reflective effect advertising your ckey and person OOCLY in game, also violating rule 7 of expected roleplay because wearing a cone would be extremely uncomfortable and shameful, an action that a soilder on a expensive space mission should not, this also is uncreative because it's a dumb joke and also counts as being a mary sue because your average character does not know about the reflective propeties of cones, since you are playing a passenger this type of knowledge is NOT expected of your average passenger and therefore counts as powergaming as your character should not know the tactical propeties of cones are or the reflective effect they have on the human psyche of players nor the mechanical effect that they have in-game, this violates ALL sections of the powergaming rule, namely rule number 7

[Anonymous No.15207320]

>>15207272
you think thats /pol/ street shitter? its more likely shitheads from reddit/kiwifarms because of matekur or watever the fuck his fag name is

[Anonymous No.15207341]

7.2 Do not exploit bugs or mechanics in order to gain an advantage. " you are self-antagging, powergaming, playing a mary-sue and being a dick at all the same time, you are ALSO violating the end round rule because as the cone actively causes unrest at all times regardless of the round time, if you wear it when the round is ending you are actively creating a state of unrest for players and triggering possible violent acts on roundend for which you are responsible for, this violates the rule of not starting end round conflict, namely this paragraph "conclude all ongoing conflicts, and do not begin any new conflicts", abusing the cones reflective propeties to create new conflicts therefore violates this rule, this also violates the rule of not leaving play correctly as the cone has SERIOUS in game mechanical value such as warning others of possible danger, if you enter cryogenics or log out the game without storing the cone in the place where you located it, this is a SERIOUS offense and is also punishable, this also violates roleplay rule 11, Do not play a character that is overly comfortable with killing, since the cone actively triggers unrest due to its reflective and aggresive paint, only psychopatic characters in-game would utilize it being knowladgable of it's violent effects, refercing the paragraph "11.1

[Anonymous No.15207421]

An edit of >>15207165 for the stinkers


>>15207320
Re-read the posts. He said
>Where do they find you people
and I said /pol/ because thats where I came from.

[Anonymous No.15207433]

>>15207421
maybe you should re-read I'm saying you aren't from /pol/

[Anonymous No.15207446]

>>15206909
>>15206910
Do you think this makes this shitcoin look remotely good? I just some person perpetually dumping 700k coins

[Anonymous No.15207461]

>>15207433
>maybe you should re-read I'm saying you aren't from /pol/
and im telling you that I am from /pol/, nigger.

[Anonymous No.15207484]

A lot of players like to kill, so if it'd be allowed, they'd all roleplay insane sociopathic mass-murderers. But a ship full of sociopathic murderers wouldn't be fun for anyone.", this also violates the rule of not performing your job as wearing a cone IS NOT VITAL to any job function and as you are playing as a passenger, you have no need to wear a cone therefore you are violating the roleplay rule 14, this also displays that your character is mentally unfit for the function because again, only psychophats would wear such an violent symbol on display for all others to see, "Your character must be qualified for that job, and cannot have any disabilities, mental or otherwise, that would prevent them from doing that job effectively.", wearing a cone would imply mental illness therefore violating this rule, this also violates the antagonist rule "This also applies to antagonist roles. The job of an antagonist is to make the round interesting and to antagonize the crew", you are also in DOBULE violation of the mental illness rule since you are self-antagging, talking about self antagging, the cone is extremely useful for roleplay and for mechanical reasons, therefore violating this roleplay rule "15.2

[Anonymous No.15207677]

>>15206782
this is bullish for btc

[Anonymous No.15207740]

>>15207126
Trip fags will die first.

[Anonymous No.15207800]

>>15207027
FUNDAMENTALLY-

[Anonymous No.15208188]

>>15206937
sex, have

[Anonymous No.15208343]

>>15206749
Did not READ
Never ever SELLING
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[DetectiveAnon !!xywCWEmZbu8 No.15208807]

>>15207320
>rebbit
>kiwifarms(?)
>matekur(??)
>transsexuals

The imaginary Chainlink boogeymen. They just can't seem to accept that people aren't interested in their XRP 2.0 centralized poopcoin ERC funding token.

[Anonymous No.15208826]

>>15206937
>Sir gay would have sold around $120 million worth of LINK
That is literally nothing

[Anonymous No.15208903]

>>15206909
WTF DONT CLICK MY LINKIES ARE GONE!!!!!!

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.15209001]

>>15208807
hey thanks for using a tripcode i can filter