help me biz

[Anonymous No.15203448]

im a 19 year old aimless retail wageslaver living in a shit apartment trying to support myself alone after leaving my drug addict mom's house. how do i make a living on the internet? i've heard of crypto and i've heard of dropshipping but i'm not well versed in any of this shit and there are so many resources on the internet its insane.
>inb4 fuck off zoomer
>inb4 spoon feed me
yes literally please i am fucking dying i have no family or friends to support me i am having a mental breakdown

[Anonymous No.15203452]

heh just wait until you start thinking about what death means

[Anonymous No.15203460]

>>15203448
1. all in chainlink
2. wait 2 years
3. ???
4. profit

[Anonymous No.15203463]

>>15203448
Am here for you fren. Id say do your own research, but here ya go.
If i were you id:
1. Buy chainlink (because i myself believe in the project)
2. Stake the links when staking is available (passive % income)
3. Set up a chainlink node to earn links everyday by having an idle computer

[Anonymous No.15203477]

>>15203452
ya i am there buddy

[Anonymous No.15203485]

Buy link for financial freedom

[Anonymous No.15203487]

>>15203460
>>15203463
i see lots of posts about chainlink and I don't know shit about crypto so i guess i better brush up. is there anything else i can do that maybe doesn't require two years of waiting in the meantime?

[Anonymous No.15203495]

>>15203448
First start saving for an emergency (that you can atleast support yourself in case of job loss for 3-4 months), then start paying down every debt you have.

Don't fall for the car and expensive clothes and mobile meme.

Doing above puts you already in the 10%.

Next steps
- if US look for the military
- or join a trade

Investing and or entrepreneurship is simply out of your realm atm.

[Anonymous No.15203499]

>>15203460
>wait 2 years
What happened to $1000 EOY?
LMAO

[Anonymous No.15203547]

>>15203495
i already have a contingency plan set and no debt, is a trade/military really my only option? what about passive online income? anything extra would help

[Anonymous No.15203552]

>>15203547
>>15203495
passive income in the meantime, i mean

[Anonymous No.15203556]

>>15203547
you aren't likely to make passive income without investment

[Anonymous No.15203568]

>>15203487
Hey Anon,
At the moment there is only one crypto to buy BTC, learn about hedging with options & market sentiment (It will take a while). Don't fall for the daytrading meme! Also Chainlink is not crypto, its an ICO coin, aka Scam. 99% of the coins shilled here are scams & the majority of posters are newfags like yourself ('17 or later).

Learning a trade or working construction is good money. I did locksmithing a while back as an example. Try to specialise if you can over the years.
Pay all debt, Don't join the military unless your willing to kill for Israel.
If you want to start a biz, your going to need 5k minimum. Think about what you want to do while saving. But try an 'unsexy' biz.
Best of luck Anon
Last parting advice is not to trust anyone on /biz/, even me.

[Anonymous No.15203575]

>>15203556
i feel like an idiot for asking but is dropshipping a total meme for a source of side income then?

[Anonymous No.15203584]

>>15203568
thanks

[Anonymous No.15203606]

>>15203575
Dropshipping isnt passive, it requires a lot of effort.

[Anonymous No.15203609]

>>15203575
Amazon can be promising but you need MIN 5k. Drop shipping is kinda (you can still do it) dead.

[Anonymous No.15203611]

>>15203448
Affiliate marketing, bro.
>Scrape up some cash, all that you can spare.
>Go on Fiverr and research the sellers gigs. Find someone who is cheap but competent.
>Pay them to build you a website
>Sign up for affiliate programs
>Promote other companies shit on your web site to drive customers to them
>?????
>Profit
Check out Charles Ngo's website and read ALL of his shit. If you do not do this, then you're not serious about escaping and will be a slave forever.
I make around $6000 a month affiliate marketing and only work maybe 10 hours a week when I want to. You'll have to work hard at the start but once you get the ball rolling, you're golden.

[Anonymous No.15203616]

>>15203487
Learn a skill, e.g. programming.
Don't fall for the short-term investing "get rich quick" schemes.

[Anonymous No.15203623]

>>15203606
damn, i see, goes to show how much i know. would you know if its worth any of that effort? i'll figure out a trade but if there's any way i can start making money on the internet now on my time off work i will take it.

[Anonymous No.15203639]

Well I had two people messaging me about investment in bitcoin mining, one promised me 3 times weekly return, other one 4 times weekly return. So you may just contact them, invest 300 dollars and be billionaire in few weeks.

[Anonymous No.15203651]

>fuck ton of search results anywhere i look on the internet
>can't trust anything i read ever
>4chan is especially bad
itd be stupid of me to think otherwise when money is involved

[Anonymous No.15203670]

>>15203611
like this, it reads exactly like a scam or it can be 100% legit but my retarded high school dropout zoomer brain can't fucking decipher whatever the fuck any of these words mean holy fuck

[Anonymous No.15203687]

>>15203616
you're probably right

[Anonymous No.15203702]

>>15203448
I hope you get out of your situation, anon, but don't put all hope into internet passive income because it isn't as promising as it sounds. Unless you have a good following and your name shows up at the top of the search engine, nobody will give a fuck. I've written two books, painted pictures, published a video game, set up an online store etc, and not one of those took off - I'm a nobody, nobody cares.

The rest can all fuck off if what I'm about to say rubs their sore asshole, but crypto will not get you rich. The chance with Bitcoin has passed back in 2012 when you could literally buy hundreds of them for pennies.

If getting out of your current situation is a priority, sign up to workaway and do some volunteering. Do teaching abroad to get shit into perspective. Enroll into a lifeguard course or personal training or just change the job. Once you're in a better place with a stash of money, invest into assets such as land or housing. It might work, it might not, but you'll take an opportunity that many people don't.

[Anonymous No.15203752]

>>15203670
Not a scam bro. I wouldn't bother typing out all that shit just to fuck with you. I tried to help, even spoon feed. There are literally thousands of people doing affiliate marketing. IT's not some new shit. People have been doing it since the dawn of the internet. Of course, there are some affiliate programs out there that ARE scams but you just have to do your research before you jump in. Read reviews about everything before you buy. I thought everyone did that anyway

[Anonymous No.15203753]

>>15203611
What kind of things do you have on your website that get people to go on them, outside of links to the products themselves?

[Anonymous No.15203762]

>>15203702
>>15203752
taking everything into account, i will lurk and read more and decide, thanks

[Anonymous No.15203766]

>>15203702
>Unless you have a good following and your name shows up at the top of the search engine
That's why you pay for ads. SEO doesn't really work anymore. You know the saying, "You have to have money to make money"? Well, it's true, sadly. But there are enough resources available on the net nowadays that you can do things cheap af. Paid ads is the only way to go to get your site exposure and help it take off. Also, you always want to utilize bullshit social media links (FB, Pinterest, etc). Pinterest has been most valuable tool aside from paid ads

[Anonymous No.15203788]

>>15203753
I get people to sign up for a newsletter then i send them OCCASIONAL emails teling them about a company's newest thing and that they should check it out. I use a sidebar that visitor can click on the make posts on their social media (addthis.com for example). I offer incentives that the companies themselves give me to offer my visitors. Lots of shit like that

[Anonymous No.15203808]

>>15203762
Like I said, read Charles Ngo's ebooks... all of them. Once you've done that, you're good to go. I'm not some kind of paid shill of his or anything, it's just that that's what I did when I got started. I read literally ALL of his ebooks. I even still reference them sometimes

[Anonymous No.15203811]

>>15203639
where to find contacts?

[Anonymous No.15203812]

>>15203448
Hope is not a plan.

Regular good sleep and exercise for mental health. Start from there.

[Anonymous No.15203826]

>>15203487
Crypto is 100 % gambling. Dont do it
Save an emergency fund for financial security and less stress.

[Anonymous No.15203840]

>>15203448
Why don’t you sell drugs to your mom and her friends?

[Anonymous No.15203873]

>>15203811
Post email, I'll send them

[Anonymous No.15204273]

>>15203873
so you’re saying 5000 minimum to start? I couldn’t start with around 1-200 dollars for advertising? just in kinda the same situation as op lmao and I plan on reading all those books now

[Anonymous No.15204351]

>>15203448
Congratulations on escaping your mom. That’s a huge accomplishment even if you feel panicked now.
Your next step is to acquire skills so you can get a better job. I’d recommend trade school as that has the lowest barrier of entry and high earning potential.
If you get into crypto without understanding what you’re doing then you’ll be gambling like 90% of biztards here. Don’t do it. You will lose eventually. If you insist on getting in anyway then buy and hold a top 5 coin. Don’t fucking trade or randomly believe people when they shill something. You’ve got to do research so understand everything about a project if you insist on leaving the top 5. You will not get rich quick.
I know nothing about dropshipping.

[Anonymous No.15204361]

>>15204273
200 dollars you just spend on split testing ads ie. You learn what works and what does not. Its basically throwaway money

[Anonymous No.15204401]

>>15204273
Here's what I did:
>Brainstorm on my web site for about a week. Plan out everything mentally (layout, links, color scheme, navbars, etc)
>Draw main pages on paper how I want them to look
>Go on Fiverr and find someone who can do photoshop/gimp, html/css/java
>Send them your drawn plans and tell them everything you want your site to be
>Send them all graphics/scripts/text/etc you want included
>Have them create a photoshopped mockup of your idea
>Once happy with their design, have them turn it into a real website
>Pay them for their work then you begin filling in all of the sections with your affiliate links/reviews/blog/etc
>I took articles from competing web sites and payed writers on Fiverr to rewrite them in such a way that they will pass Copyscape
>Plug those articles into your site
>Launch site
>Pay for ads
That's it. It took me about 3 months to complete all of that and about $1000 total. $1000 total for the web site and articles. Ads are different. You can pay as much or as little as you want, whenever you want.

[Anonymous No.15204411]

>>15203460
>wait 200 years

Fixed it for you.

[Anonymous No.15204417]

>>15203611
I’m going to read everything and i’m prepared to work on this a lot, do i just copy exactly what he does? is that what you did? just want to cut out as many dumb beginner mistakes as i can

[Anonymous No.15204423]

>>15203448
This I now a Chainlink shill thread.

[Anonymous No.15204433]

>>15203448

[Anonymous No.15204446]

[Anonymous No.15204454]

>>15204401
are you able to create your own store on shopify and customize it on your own to save money? and don’t expect you to give this away but where do i find affiliates who’s products are profitable and not too saturated? ty for all the help

[Anonymous No.15204457]

>>15204417
I didn't do exactly what he does. He goes through affiliate programs like Mobidea. I just go directly through the source companies. He makes excellent points on why you should go with programs like Mobidea though. I just think it's easier to go through the companies themselves. Those affiliate companies are excellent for beginners though. I went a different route because I did some affiliate marketing in the late 90's so I already had my feet wet.

[Anonymous No.15204469]

>>15203568
Don't listen to this retard. He's trying to trick you into buying something that's already gone up 100,000x from where it started.

[Anonymous No.15204498]

>>15204454
I don't think I've ever been to Shopify so I'm not familiar with it. Finding a market that isn't saturated is the hard part. Porn is definitely out unless you go for some bizarre-o fetish niche and can provide some original content. I've considered going into the WYSIWYG HTML editors niche because it doesn't seem to saturated. I'll probably do that in the next year or so. Also, you can never go wrong with health care and weight loss niche

[Anonymous No.15204506]

>>15203448
You can accept this now, or learn it the hard way later. Dank OC memes are the decentralized oracle. Dank memes will show you the way forward. Whatever has the greatest abundance of dank OC memes is going to be the best investment.

[Anonymous No.15204516]

>>15203448

[Anonymous No.15204528]

>>15203448
Lurk moar

[Anonymous No.15204532]

>>15203448
Go all-in Chainlink with ever spare penny you have.

[Anonymous No.15204562]

>>15203448
Chainlink is in fact going to $1,000.

[Anonymous No.15204580]

>>15204498
so if i worked at this and don’t have shit between my ears i could for sure make an okay income? i don’t expect to get wealthy as fuck even like 500 bucks a month would be great

[Anonymous No.15204584]

>>15203448

[Anonymous No.15204601]

>>15203448
Go on welfare/food stamps. Vote Andrew Yang. DON'T SWING SHITCOINS. There's aogod chance that you will get rekt. Put any extra money inot bitcoin and hodl. The halevening and beyond will be insane. Take out a loan if you need to (depends on interest rate if its worth it or not, no stupid payday shit).

[Anonymous No.15204605]

>>15203448
It seems that this thread is saturated with retards, so I'm going to post one last Chainlink meme before leaving.

[Anonymous No.15204626]

>>15204580
Charles Ngo will answer ALL of your questions. Seriously, he covers everything. Here's a screenshot of my affiliate marketing saved emails folder just to show you that I am indeed a student.

[Anonymous No.15204629]

>>15203448
Put your money (ALL OF IT) into Chainlink on Coinbase, you wait 2 years.

Do not fucking touch it before then. Do not bitch about the price at any point in time, you had 2 years. Do not get euphoric over the price at any point in time before your 2 years are up. You'll only miss out on the gains by wanting to cash out early.

Piss off for making this thread break the golden rule of not spoonfeeding your sorry ass. But Godspeed anon, wishing you the best.

[Anonymous No.15204646]

>>15204626
thanks for all your help might have set a struggling egirl in the right direction lmao

[Anonymous No.15204672]

>>15203826
This. Also you're 19 you dipshit you have plenty of time to develop your skillset and get a better job. If you have poor parents, go to college on the government's dime once you have saved up some cash. It's a Jewish scam, but if pick a good major and aren't a social autist (network), you'll graduate with no real debt, and can walk into an entry level job with a lot of growth potential.

Even if you go ALL IN on crypto and do well, you're not gonna make enough to never have to work again with a retail slave job. That's just the fact.

[Anonymous No.15204677]

>>15203448
Find a percentage of your income you're comfortable with investing. Now allocate half of that to long-term and half to short-term investments. For the long-term investments you're going to dollar-cost average. For example, you're comfortable with putting $100 into crypto monthly. That means you're going to put $50 into crypto each month no matter what. The price doesn't matter. Each month you're putting $50 into a select few coins you think you be worth a lot more in the future, e.g. Bitcoin. You're only going to sell these coins in a few years when you like how much you've made.

With the other $50 a month, you're going to try to short coins. Crypto is notorious for its volatility, with some coins gaining 50% in a day often. But coins can also lose 50% in a day. There will always usually be a coin gaining 20% in a day. If you can try to predict which coins will pump by analysing charts and data then you could be doubling your short-term money every month. E.g. you invest $50 in month 1, and by month 2 you'll have $100 plus another $50, which by month 3 will be $300, and month 4 $700, $1,500, $3,100, and so on... Obviously you're not going to be able to predict every pump and you're going to make mistakes and lose money instead. So you need to keep your expectations low and be aware of the usual patterns coins take so you know what actions to take.

Crypto is a capital gain and therefore is taxable. Every country has a different tax system, so you need to do your own research there. Make sure you keep a record of every single transaction you make.