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What does it feel like?

>> No.15201951

like not being able to post for 3 days.

>> No.15201955

sand daggers

>> No.15201965

>>15201951

>he doesn't know how to evade bans

kek

>> No.15201972

>>15201945
Like that

>> No.15201974

>>15201965
oshiete sensei

>> No.15201977

>>15201945
just fucked my gf twice it feels like fleshy pillows swallowing your dick. shit is so cash. everyone should have sex

>> No.15201988
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>>15201977
>he thinks his right hand is his gf

>> No.15201994

>>15201977
Liar, it feels like bags of sand, metal and milk.

>> No.15202018

>>15201945
Just touch your own ass bro.

>> No.15202033

That depends. When you're first groping in a girl's jeans and you don't know what you're doing, or later on?

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>>15201945
How does it smells like

>I can only imagine

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15202049

Not as good as this gal.

>> No.15202055

>>15201945
like rugburned snails

>> No.15202070
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>>15201945

>> No.15202076
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>>15202049
>Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful thickness.

>Oh my God. It she even has a dimplemark

>> No.15202080

>>15201951
lmao

>> No.15202091

>>15201945
sauce?

>> No.15202092

>>15201945
Disgusting
I have one at home

>> No.15202098

>>15201945
who is she

>> No.15202107

>>15202091
>>15202098

can't remember. Consult with /tv/

>> No.15202127

25 and I will never experience this. Never. The older I get the harder it gets. Man, I fucked up.

>> No.15202140

>>15202091
Ophelie Bau

>> No.15202175

>>15201945
What fucking movie lads?

>> No.15202231

>>15201945
The real question is, how can I profit off of this?

>> No.15202244

>>15202127
this attitude is why you'll never get there, manchild. you don't need me to motivate you, I know literal sub 80 IQ mongs that can smash 4/10s. do your fucking worst anon. in the case that you're a sperg or autistic,good luck is all I can say.

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15202264

Wow I'll never experience this. I'm an ugly 3/10, females do not show interest in me. College starts in 2 weeks again and I fucking hate it. Kill me.

>> No.15202271

>>15202264
hire a prostitute my good man

>> No.15202310

>>15202127
>>15202264
Who else here can't wait to make it so we never have to read pathetic virgin posts like this again?

This site is a real magnet for losers. I think it always used to be like this though, I guess I've just really progressed in my own life and outgrown this place.

Oh and I found the source of that webm. Some film called Mektoub My Love Canto Uno. Torrenting as we speak.

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>>15202310
>that red.dit spacing
>I guess I've just really progressed in my own life and outgrown this place.
You were never one of us to begin with you fucking faggot. You need to go back

>> No.15202333

>>15202264

lower your standards, join groups, etc.

It's only going to get worse once you get out

t.35 year old wizard

>> No.15202338

>>15202310
>t. Been here since 2016

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>>15202310
>tries to imply that he's not a virgin loser
>does nerd research to find the source of a webm and torrents it
Man kill yourself

>> No.15202358

>>15202310
When I make it I'm gonna buy prostitutes for incels here. I'll use a chainlink oracle to verify they used the whore before they receive the money.

>> No.15202363

>>15202326
No, I was definitely one of you. I've authored several pasta's that have circulated around this website, some lasting for years. And I've been featured in threads for "/v/ the post" before as well with people telling me I was a quintessential /v/irgin. Then some things happened in my life and I made some changes and improved a lot since then. I still come here though, mainly out of habbit, and Chainlink breadcrumbs. Honestly, it's time I fucking left. I have nothing in common with like 99% of this website anymore. It's been 11 fucking years, I was underage when I first started visiting too. This site formed my worldview as a teenager and a young adult, and thinking back a lot of it was pretty harmful.

>>15202338
2008.

>>15202340
I like films with nudity in them. It's better than porn. A film director working with a professional cinematographer can make a woman look so much more sensual and sexual than some hack porno producer can. Plus actress's can be pretty fucking hot too, a lot better than most porn girls.

If you don't like erotica films, then you're an absolute pleb. I bet you don't know chicks love that shit and if you have good taste in erotica you will be seen as a sophisticated art chad and can bring chicks over, put one on and get horny with her and fuck while watching it.

>>15202358
I appreciate your effort, I've been trying to get anons here to fuck whores as well, hoping it will help them get out of the bitter virgin stage of life, but too many people reject the advice, and now christians from /pol/ are invading every board and saying sex is evil except with muh pure waifu, so there is no hope for incels here now.