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>parents are arguing again

>> No.15197508
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15197508

Just go hug your linkies fren. Sergey is your true parent

>> No.15197523

>>15197493
it's about you!
you have to get a job, a nice girlfriend and start your life

>> No.15197539

>>15197493
move
problem solved

>> No.15197548

>>15197493
>Brenda you've got to stop encouraging Apu, all he does is say the n word online and you feed him tendies three times a day
>No Scott, you don't understand, I use a Good Boy Points system and it motivates him!
>That doesn't change the fact that he's 37 and never had a job because of you

>> No.15197558

>>15197548
Kek

>> No.15197559
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15197559

>all he does is stay on that computer all night
>the economy is looking pretty bad
>how long can we afford to feed him
>he needs to go

>> No.15197564

>>15197493
it's all your fault, anon. i bet they wish you'd never been born

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>>15197493
>"when the fuck is Anon going to move out Karen?!"
>"he's depressed Dave, he's trying his hardest at the grocery store"
>"we were supposed to travel the world after we retire, now we have to support our failure of a son that sits on the computer all day!"
>"what are we supposed to do, throw him out on the street?"
>"at least then he might get motivated"

>> No.15197656

>>15197602
Keeek

>> No.15197706

>*knock knock*
>...
>son I just want to talk. Will you open the door please?
>...
>...
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

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15197717

Sip,

yup, if I had a son that was a loser like that I would drive out into the desert and leave him somewhere out in the middle

t. boomer

>> No.15197742

>>15197717
Dave and Ramseypilled

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>>15197523
>>15197539
>>15197548
>>15197559
>>15197564
>>15197602
>>15197706
>>15197717
stay jealous normie wagies

>> No.15197802

>>15197493
>>15197548
>>15197523
>>15197559
>>15197602
> failure of a son that sits on the computer all day!"
> he's XX and never had a job
Coping NEETs will say it's a meme but I have actually lived it. I am so glad I stopped it before it was too late.

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>>15197559
>>15197602
>>15197548
>>15197523

Imagine being a burger parent that kicks out his own child to feed some landlord and not giving him the opportunity to save money in this fucked economy.

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>>15197602
>he's depressed Dave
t-they know? I thought it didn't show. How can I live with this shame?

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M-Mommy I don't want to go to work, I still have lots of good boy points reeeeee

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>>15197812
t. man child that doesn't know how to make starter money

>> No.15197883

>>15197493
Mine too,
I wish I could be comfy

>> No.15197906

My parents split when I was 8 and since I turned 18 have been in the same room maybe 3 times in the last 10 years. I wish I had a normal family

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>>15197539

cant afford it

>> No.15198032

>>15197979
Move some where you can afford, it a big world out there!

>> No.15198034

>>15197493
Gift them some sex toys and tell them sexual satisfaction can solve a lot of problems in relationships.

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15198115

Honey, you’ve got stop playing that bitcorn video game. Your father and I are very concerned about you being on the computer all the time. He is about to kick you out sweetheart... What do you say we get you a job at the office?? You can work with Abishek in the IT department. I’m sure you can do something... You know how to make frog graphics right? Maybe we can have Abishek teach you the works? What do you say?

>> No.15198501

>>15197979
Why weren't you born Emma Watson? All your problem would be solved...

>> No.15198577

>>15197493
they're gonna divorce
ull spend 3 days w daddy 4 w mommy and have both a ps and an xbox

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>>15197706
>LOUIE IF YOU DON'T UNLOCK THE DOOR RIGHT THIS INSTANT I AM GETTING A LADDER AND COMING IN THROUGH YOUR WINDOW
>LOUIE
>YOUR MOTHER IS UPSET
>JUST... look just open the door
>SHUT UP PHILLIS I'M HANDLING IT
>I SAID SHUT UP
>BANG BANG BANG
>LOUIE I'M UNPLUGGING THE INTERNET

>> No.15198971

>>15197548
>>15197602
fuck those greentexts are getting me hard, spice them a little bit up with some hot incest stuff guys