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I bought a tesla model 3 performance on 100% finance
10 year payment plan

How smart am i?

>> No.15194183

>>15194173
You've just bought a depreciating shitbox iPhone on wheels, congrats for loosing money.

>> No.15194188

>>15194173
ahahhahahahhh what a dumb ass

>> No.15194196

>>15194173
In five years you will have your car drive you to work, put it in Uber mode, and when it comes to pick you up after work it will have made you an extra Uber driver wage with free charging costs.

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>>15194173
> taking a loan to buy a depreciating asset

>> No.15194238

>>15194212
Buying crypto

>at least anon will have something to sleep in, your ass is on the streets

>> No.15194241

>>15194173
>10 year payment plan
Nice larp

>> No.15194263

Imagine what your profit will be if you spent that monthly bill on an asset instead.

>> No.15194267
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>>15194173
>buying a toy car powered by half a million juul batteries

not gonna make it

>> No.15194269

>10 year loan for car

kek

>> No.15194270

>>15194183

The vehicle depreciation meme is a joke. A car allows you to transport yourself and great speeds over great distances. This is not an investment, it is a great way to prepay for personal logistics in comfort. Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.15194282

>>15194173
Depends on your interest rate.

If it's not sub 2% you're a fucking idiot.

>> No.15194294

>>15194270
You're throwing a lot of meme words, retard. Take a break from the internet.

>> No.15194308
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>>15194270
this is true. i bought a $50k car a year out of college. i knew it will be worth 50% as soon as i leave the lot. but i love cars and its not an investment....its personal luxury that i want to spend my money on.

>> No.15194311

>>15194270
So does a cheaper car. Or your feet. Or public transportation. Or living near the place you work if possible. None of those is throwing money away

>> No.15194315

>>15194311
>walking with niggers and hobos
>public transport with niggers and hobos
>buying a home just to be close to work

never gonna make it

>> No.15194323

>>15194308
I sure hope you had a lot of fun because that money could've bought you 1000 luxury hookers, or 500 hookers and bunch of coke. A much better "investment" than a metal box on wheels

>> No.15194324

The Elon musk car will legit get you girls

>> No.15194330

>>15194323
fuck yeah its fun you retard, but you have to enjoy cars. you cant take your shekels to the grave

>> No.15194343

>>15194315
>walking is bad

The absolute state of mutts. You know no one forces you to live in a shithole full or niggers and hobos. Just because you make shitty financial decisions and can't afford to live in a better neighbordhood it's not anybody's fault but yourself

>> No.15194346

>>15194315
>not living within 20 minutes to work

never gonna make it

>> No.15194347
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>>15194311
>public transportation
>being a wagecuck

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S.. S. SSTOP LAUGHING AT ME

ELON MUSK TOLD ME THE CAR WILL 3X IN VALUE IN A FEW YEARS

>> No.15194362

>>15194343
public transportation is for fucking street shitters and poor people. thats a fact. also the public transit in every city in the god damn country is awful. just because i make enough to buy a trendy car doesnt mean you can act like a faggot

>> No.15194364

>>15194238
Kek

>> No.15194366

>>15194173
Copy pasta again?
You going to rent this out via an app?

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>>15194196

>> No.15194388

>>15194366
Yes

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>>15194238
> implying I'm taking loan to buy shitcoins
nice projecting faggot

>> No.15194439

>>15194409
Dilate have sex

>> No.15194448

>>15194323
Im assuming you drive a cuckover or take the bus if you perceive automobiles like that

>> No.15194458

>>15194439
keep projecting trany
too bad there's no gear stick in your fagmobile so you could shove it up your ass

>> No.15194478

>>15194458
Eat shit and drink urine

>> No.15194498

>>15194196
implying uber is still going to pay people to drive if cars can do this shit without them

>> No.15194503

Problem with electric cars is that they are exactly like phones, a new and much better one comes out next year

imagine buying an electric 5 years ago, its like buying a car from the 70's and one now

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>>15194196

>> No.15194538

>>15194270
Logistics equipment still depreciates.

Like the other guy says by thinking of it as an investment you can better compare to other options. Other cars.

>> No.15194541

>>15194503
people are buying less new phones these days.
Does this mean that eventually buying an electric is a good idea?

>> No.15194550

>>15194448
You seem like a fag if you prefer a car instead of banging whookers and coke every weekend with that money

>> No.15194831

>>15194550
Kys