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[Anonymous No.15162127]

OOOOH LIIINKIIIEEES! Where are you stinkies? Stinkers have been getting AWFULLY quiet as of late!
Please remind us about that Google partnership and how these large conglomerates have bent the knee! Tell us more about how your stinky asset is like the oil of all the blockchains! You pick the color of your new Lambo yet, stinky?
O-oh what was that? The dev teams are dumping on you now that Coinbase has gone stinky? Sirgay is getting cold hard cash in return for your stinkers? Those swift "rumors" were baseless and you all fell for it hook, line, and stinker?
Oh no no no no no no no no…..

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[Anonymous No.15162145]

>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link price prediction thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
>imagine what all you could do with that money
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents waking up
>hehe, fucking wagies
>the depression comes back
>the dopamine rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"is 300 link enough to make it?"

[Anonymous No.15162344]

>>15162127
I'm gonna bomb KyoAni a second time because of this post
in minecraft

[Jason Parser No.15162373]

>>15162127
Why are you posting anime girls you fucking weeb

[Anonymous No.15162382]

bump for favorite daily thread

[Professor Glownigger No.15162386]

CHAINLINK IS A PATHETIC CULT OF GAY NIGGER FAGGOTS STOP RUINING THIS BOARD

[Anonymous No.15162411]

The conference yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering potheads that run this scam. Price has already tanked 40%. Once it breaks through the $2.00 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone. Once it shoots through the $1 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all LINKies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing binance. The $0.50 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded Nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in LINK will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to binance to salvage some self respect. The price WILL tank at this point to sub $0.20, and most probably sub ICO levels. From that day forward the deluded Linkie wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages. Deluded LINKies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto. I warned you LINKies. There’s still time to get out. Sell NOW. Don’t be deluded, don’t be an LINKie.

[Anonymous No.15162426]

>>15162127
Doing pretty good anon. Folio is still worth about $200k thanks to LINK. Used to be all in but sold some at the Coinbase pump and picked up 5 BTC. I'm pretty confident I'll be worth 7 figures this time next year. How's your shitcoins doing?