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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.15161993

>>15161972
Why do you have to be such cancer, OP?

>> No.15162010

Definitely frying pan. It doesn't take a genius to see your mom is in the wrong here. I came up with a few cool catchphrases to say as you bash you mother's skull to smithereens with your sturdy frying pan
>Eat this!
>Sorry Mother, but this must be done. It isn't my fault your brain is too tiny to understand digital monopoly money. Consider this a blessing, and freedom from your wretched life
>I guess you didn't know da wae after all
>You take my Xbox, I take your life. Apples to apples.
>JUST ANOTHER MERCY KILL IN THE NAME OF DOGECOIN

Keep us updated, OP.

>> No.15162014

>>15162010
based

>> No.15162017

>>15161972
>>15161993
stale repost
>>/biz/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=and+I%27m+in+South+Dakota+where+there+is+nothing+else+to+do+but+play+Halo+3

>> No.15162020

>>15162010
he did kno da wae

>> No.15162024

>>15161972
>I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity
If you haven't taken a $50,000 term life policy thats's less than $20 a month for a healthy 25 year old to pay for your cryopreservation, and haven't moved to a state with a nearby facility to minimize chances of catastrophic decay before vitrification, I have nothing to say to you.

>> No.15162034

Go to work and hold links. 20 months and you can have 0 links otherwise.

>> No.15162459

>>15162017
fuck you its a ticker