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15153215 No.15153215 [Reply] [Original]

I have Satoshi's private key. What should I do?

>> No.15153224

>>15153215
suck this dick faggit

>> No.15153236

Email them to Craig, he really needs them

>> No.15153238

give it back, stop being mean. Hes pwobabwy cwying his eyes our rn

>> No.15153246

>>15153215
DOMP EEET

>> No.15153249

>>15153215
go 100x short on bitmex and sell the coins on coinbase

>> No.15153251

Sell it to CSW
He'd literally spend every cent he has and loan as much as he could for something like that

>> No.15153261

>>15153215
send it to the genesis block

>> No.15153679 [DELETED] 

10x your crypto with moon3d. bonus schemes awaits

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>>15153215
Market sell bcash and bsv
Imagine roger and craig face

>> No.15154166

>>15153215
Hide it in a place nobody will ever see it. Tattoo it over your dick.

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>>15154166
>inadvertently hire dyslexic tattoo artist
Oops