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15148738 No.15148738 [Reply] [Original]

What's the fastest way to make $1500?
Legal or illegal, I don't care
My life is over if I don't get it by next month

>> No.15148739
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15148739

>>15148738

>> No.15148740

Whore out ur ass

>> No.15148743

>>15148738
Rob a bank

>> No.15148744

suck 5 dicks for 300 each or suck 15 dicks for 100 each

>> No.15148751

Sell your kidney, u twat

>> No.15148777

>>15148739
>>15148740
>>15148744
I've never sucked a dick before, shit

>> No.15148778

>>15148738
beg on the streets

>> No.15148812

steal hubcaps.

>> No.15148933

>>15148738
long btc

>> No.15149001

>>15148738
Have you considered offering the services of your mouth and boipusy in change of legal tender?

>> No.15149008

Drive for uber for 16 hours a day
Get any job faggot

>> No.15149017

Sell meth

>> No.15149226

>>15149001
not OP, but I have considered it seriously.
went on grindr to do gay for pay, but guys wanted a free ride.
all this to have money to buy a fancy car to impress broads so they may offer their orifices for my use.

there is just no winning is there?

>> No.15149241

>>15148738
sucking dick is more than likely the fastest, you can get like 50€/$ for 5 minutes fast one if you are good, which I know you are because you are OP.
Other one would be to rob some place, or steal

>> No.15150209

>>15148738
>4 hours ago
How are you going anon?

>> No.15150241

>>15148738
Buy the drugs your friends do from a darknet market & sell them