/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15148379]

GUYS I THINK I FUCKED UP. I had sex for the first time ever like everyone told me to have sex and i went on tinder so then okay this girl is into me because i start telling her that i am into trading bitcoin on the first date and she is very into me after i told her how easy it is to make 6 figures although I'm just a stinky links with less than 2000 links

So i had never had sex before and she took the lead and I had only known her one day then i told her we need to be using a condom and she told me she was allergic to the plastic so I said okay then we will get birth control and she said it's okay she would just lead and then she will pull out when it was time with her on top.

Oh my god it felt so fucking amazing but then as I told her I was about to cum she kept riding me and riding me and i cummed right up in her pussy so now I AM DRIVING TERRIFIED BECAUSE SHE SAYS NOW I AM GOING TO SUPPORT HER CHILD IF SHE ENDS UP HAVING ONE OH MY FUCK I'M ONLY 21 YEARS OLD AND YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO HAVE SEX AND I TRUSTED A WOMAN WHO IS NOW GOING TO TAKE ALL OF MY LINKS AWAY

FUCK THIS BOARD FUCK YOU NIGGERS I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU CUNTS I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MY SELF FUCK IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN I WAS A VIRGIN FUCK YOU RETARDS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

[Anonymous No.15148388]

>>15148379
this happened

[Anonymous No.15148389]

>I AM DRIVING
> Driving while writing on his phone
Never gonna make it.... home.

[Anonymous No.15148395]

>>15148379
> allergic to condoms
> falling for this
Tbh, you also probably have some sort of std anon. This is not your demise, learn from this

[Anonymous No.15148405]

I’m sorry but you’re a retard.

[Anonymous No.15148425]

Are you sure that was a girl.

[Anonymous No.15148442]

>>15148379
Don't worry anon, she can't get pregnant if it's your first time.

[Anonymous No.15148481]

>>15148379
You should have listened to /pol/, they are the ones who are sadly always right

[Anonymous No.15148587]

>>15148395
Why do you think they make latex free condoms?

[Anonymous No.15148618]

>>15148395
that hoe literally used my 18 year old raw dawgging technique on a dude

i need this woman in my life. we would be unfit for a relationship but the sex and arguing would be great

[Anonymous No.15148626]

>>15148425
sergey succeeds at recovering his linkies once again

[Anonymous No.15148642]

>>15148379
>telling a random whore you're fucking your real name or where you live
You deserve it chief

[Anonymous No.15148644]

>>15148379
>1 post by this id

Bet this thread still hits the bump limit regardless

[Anonymous No.15148656]

you were never going to make it with only 2k links anyway

[Anonymous No.15148681]

>>15148379
The funny side of this is, she thinks she's bagging a rich one but instead she's getting stinky linkies HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.15148697]

>>15148379
Delete facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym.

[Anonymous No.15148753]

>>15148379
She thinks you are rich. Just told her you are a poor fuck and she'll goble all the morning pills she can get her hands on.

[Anonymous No.15148769]

>>15148681
10/10

[Anonymous No.15148792]

>>15148753
But then she's gonna say he raped her. OP is truly fucked.

[Anonymous No.15148817]

>>15148792
Do you text your rapist after the rape that he will have to support your child if you get pregnant?
Cmon, that shit wouldn't fly even in America.

[Anonymous No.15148833]

>>15148817
>Cmon, that shit wouldn't fly even in America
I wouldnt be so sure..

[Anonymous No.15148844]

>>15148379

>can I pay child support with my stinkies your honour?
>sorry, meme internet currency is not real, get a job

[Anonymous No.15148870]

>>15148833
well it's easy to press charges, it's a whole diferent story trying to get those charges to stick.
although when it comes to rape, just accusing someone is enough to destroy his life.
good luck OP, if not larp