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Anonymous Tue Aug 6 20:20:32 2019 No.15144477 [Reply] [Original]

>the year is 2030 AD
>9 years post singularity
>the new societal class division is "linkies" vs "nolinkers"
>everyone who held even a small stack of LINK prior to the Day of the rope is now considered aristocracy
>Nolinker Syndrome now listed first in DSM-8
>Sergey rules the earth with an iron fist. His massive stack allows Him and His Council to fetch data from the Esoteric Realms
>assblaster is praised as the Messenger of Prophecy
>every action but the most rudimentary (like breathing and eating) is now performed through a smart contract. Among the upper classes even those are done in a trustless manner
>therefore Those Who Hold LINK de facto rule the earth, as their nodes are needed to facilitate any action
>as link is non-mineable, nolinkers are forced to labour, often under slave conditions, for linkies
>linkies with large stacks fall into great decadence, as the passive income they receive from stacked nodes allows them to become lifelong smelly NEETs
>XRP heretics are forced by the Linquisition to choose between conversion to LINK or death

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 20:21:34 2019 No.15144488 >>15144477 BASED DIGITS 10k 2021 confirmed 1k EOY FUD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 20:23:06 2019 No.15144512 >>15144488 >>15144477 THE DIGITS! happening

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 20:28:58 2019 No.15144562 File: 3 KB, 186x142, download (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 21:01:51 2019 No.15144884 >>15144477 >>15144488 Comfy Story Based Digits Linquisition Confirmed $1000 EOY2021

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 21:07:13 2019 No.15144945 File: 112 KB, 1280x1077, 569B791C-F29D-4C07-8CDB-A7A6AA5B8808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15144477 BASED AND LINKPILLED

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 21:20:54 2019 No.15145096 >>15144477 Fuck. Still have to wait 2 MORE FUCKING YEARS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 21:21:00 2019 No.15145099 File: 129 KB, 1400x875, 1561415173319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15144477 >Sergey rules the earth with an iron fist. His massive stack allows Him and His Council to fetch data from the Esoteric Realms

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 21:22:05 2019 No.15145112 File: 86 KB, 795x445, 1561174273919 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15144488 >BASED DIGITS

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 21:28:49 2019 No.15145191 File: 80 KB, 800x1024, A5885CE6-2162-451C-B267-6249635CD8B6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15144477 Witnessed >the Linquisition Powerful memetic potential here. Wouldn’t waste it on just cripple desu. What will be our Linquisition lads?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 21:53:37 2019 No.15145421 >>15144477 Thanks for the post. Was going to diversify what I was going to invest in today by purchasing some REN. I will continue to always go all in on LINK.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 21:57:33 2019 No.15145456 >>15144477 Based digitzzzzzzxxxz

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 22:03:55 2019 No.15145511 File: 210 KB, 584x292, 1563270283170.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15145421

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 22:20:10 2019 No.15145709 >>15145511 Checked. Nice meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 22:44:52 2019 No.15145970 >>15145511 Fuckin check m8. We are all gunna make it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 22:56:35 2019 No.15146090 >>15144477 >>15144488 >>15145099 >>15145511 Chegged, this truly is a blessed bread

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 22:57:52 2019 No.15146106 File: 84 KB, 450x254, rippledor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he doesn't know>>15144477

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 22:59:38 2019 No.15146125 >>15146106 Literal subhumies buy XRP. Are you still holding that shit? Please do us a favor and go back to redd*t or twitter or neck yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 23:01:20 2019 No.15146147 >>15145511 Top notch meme. Great movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 23:05:36 2019 No.15146192 >>15144477 A shame Link mooned now we have to sit through 20,000 posts every 10 cent price movement. Any new people on this board : Stay away until 35 cents. Buy TRV if you want something fresh on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 23:08:40 2019 No.15146225 File: 33 KB, 717x664, 1563325975904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15144477 >>15144488 >>15145099 CHECKED

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 23:31:24 2019 No.15146433 i got a 4k stack....will i make it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 23:43:42 2019 No.15146539 >>15145191 Behead anyone who ever bought BSV.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 23:44:21 2019 No.15146547 Just bought 78.43 because of fear. I’ve been watching chainlink since mid 2018. I also chose RDD over XVG and let it sit. Just checked RDD today. I’m done fucking up

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 6 23:47:25 2019 No.15146572 >>15144477 Checked, praise KEK.

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Anonymous Wed Aug 7 00:00:57 2019 No.15146697
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>>15145511
A - Attention: "Do I have your attention"
I - Interest: "Are you interested? I know you are. 'cause it's fuck or walk, you close or you hit the bricks"
D - Decision: "Have you made your decision for Christ!?" (look at that scene at 4:30, you see the light flash on the grid lattice ceiling when he says Christ)
https://youtu.be/elrnAl6ygeM?t=267
A - and Action

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 00:16:36 2019 No.15146835 >>15146697 i am listening

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 00:19:58 2019 No.15146859 File: 25 KB, 650x638, 438B3E83-A119-486A-9357-973B03741C4C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15144477 I doubted you gags for a whole. No more. Went all in. Which country are you guys going to buy when we're rich?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 00:23:54 2019 No.15146897 >>15146547 Wow. This better be a shite larp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 00:27:39 2019 No.15146931 >>15146859 America.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 00:29:26 2019 No.15146944 >>15145511 Damn this was a brilliant scene

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 00:35:50 2019 No.15146987 File: 134 KB, 1288x860, taylorswift.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15144488 >>15145099 >>15145511 >>15144477 Blessed LINKgods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 02:35:14 2019 No.15147922 File: 1.71 MB, 448x487, 724A6D1D-DDF6-4F5F-B79F-CE516258A5D3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15146931 Consider it done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 02:38:19 2019 No.15147939 File: 103 KB, 915x744, 1564854600053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15144477 IT BEGINS TONIGHT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 04:22:47 2019 No.15148617 >>15144477 >>15144488 Checked

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 04:26:13 2019 No.15148636 >>15146859 What's your stack fren if you don't mind me asking

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 04:35:42 2019 No.15148706 File: 7 KB, 228x250, B34480BE-C720-4720-845E-5073219316DE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15148636 It's pathetic and I'll get bullied if I say

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Anonymous Wed Aug 7 04:44:22 2019 No.15148766
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>>15148706
Its ok fren. I wish I had an opportunity to doubt them. I just found this board after someone shilled link to me after the coinbase pump and somehow ended up here. If it weren't for the anons here spoonfeeding me I wouldn't have bought in. I did not have two years, I really wish I did. There is no greater pain than being a linklet. It hurts very much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 04:46:01 2019 No.15148775 >>15148766 Join coinbase. You get free coins I got like 20 dollars worth of link today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 05:24:46 2019 No.15148994 >>15144477 >>15144488 >>15145099 >>15145511 >>15146433 >>15146944 >>15147922 >>15148766 We're going to make it like next month

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 05:49:20 2019 No.15149125 >>15148766 join the discord here : 5pFegh all the link marines are there

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 08:34:14 2019 No.15150228 >>15144477 checked

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 08:38:25 2019 No.15150261 >>15146897 Just a white life

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 08:41:47 2019 No.15150285 Fucking kek when we have less then 2 years to see mass linker suicides and we can make biz great again

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 08:43:44 2019 No.15150302 File: 93 KB, 1024x816, 9A67B717-AF33-4400-BE15-9ED1643C89FF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15150285 Moon

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 08:46:17 2019 No.15150315 File: 47 KB, 960x740, tklwnih05iu21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15149125

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 08:48:39 2019 No.15150330 >>15144477 This thread is full of fucking soi holy shit where did all these LINKfags even come from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 08:57:10 2019 No.15150398 Your parents died of shame discovering you wasted life on creepto and 4chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 08:59:33 2019 No.15150417 >>15146192 It’s never going below 2.00 anon

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Anonymous Wed Aug 7 09:21:47 2019 No.15150615
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>>15144477
The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .00000001 LINK to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my btc wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my LINK) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my LINK wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LINK to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 LINK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 09:24:55 2019 No.15150646 >>15150615 >benching 700 but only squatting 400 You should be able to squat 150% of your bench bruh

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 09:45:50 2019 No.15150816 File: 732 KB, 640x868, 1482533069502.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15144477 Outstanding

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 10:03:59 2019 No.15150995 >>15150615 holy fucking shit the levels of chad

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 10:05:14 2019 No.15151004 >>15150615 >My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back This beta part ruins the already gay pasta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 7 10:15:47 2019 No.15151091 >>15144477 >>15144488 >>15145099 >>15145511 >>15146433 >>15146944 >>15147922 >>15148766 Checked. Thanks magic trannies for a comfy gets thread. Praise kek