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Are you ready for some extreme memes?

>> No.1514223
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>>1514196
Tomorrow it's all ogre

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My body is ready

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>>1514196
i'm unsure.
i'll do as usual and pray.

>> No.1514423

I sold everything on Monday morning.
My body is ready!

>> No.1514430

Placed my limit orders today!

>> No.1514436

>>1514430
What do you mean? To sell?
You are too late with the market basically not going to move until the decision is reached.

>> No.1514456

>>1514436
Nigger please! I'm expecting panic leading up to the announcement when my buy price will hit for stocks I'm watching, then it will bounce when they don't do shit.

>> No.1514466

bump for dbk to blow up everything

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>>1514196

>> No.1514531

>>1514456
That is risky given earnings are next month. That said I want to get back into Netflix at $85 or Exxon at like $71.

>> No.1514554

>>1514196
I'm not sure really.

I nearly went bankrupt after yesterday's Black Tuesday and the day before's Black Monday.

I don't really know if my wife will stay with me any longer if this keeps up.

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>>1514196
funny because you could actually be right on this one, lol

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>>1514456
Doubt they will raise. Smart move.

>> No.1514653

In an hour and 20 minutes the Bank of Japan is going to announce what they are doing with interest rates. It may have an influence on the Fed.

>> No.1514712

>>1514653
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-global-markets-idUSKCN11R031

45 mins!!!!

>> No.1514713

>>1514653

what does this mean for me

>> No.1514714

>>1514713
A predictor of US interest rate direction and it will have an effect on the US market prior to our interest rate decision.

>> No.1514715

>>1514554
Black Saturday kicked my ass.

>> No.1514768

>>1514653
not having any influence on the fed fuckers, theres no way those clowns are raising rates before an election

>> No.1514788

>>1514283
LDSbro?

>> No.1514825

>>1514768
Yes it will and has before. Still any minute now...

>> No.1514831

Bank Of Japan: Offers To Supply ¥800 Bn In Funds At A Fixed Rate: Nikkei 16535.08 +0.26%

>> No.1514834

>>1514831
Japan Market Watch: Nikkei Recovers More Than 100 Points Ahead Of BoJ Policy: Nikkei 16530.60 +0.23%

>> No.1514853

>>1514834
BREAKING NOW BANK OF JAPAN: Maintains policy balance rate at -0.100%

>> No.1514854

>>1514853
Bank Of Japan: To Abandon Monetary Base Target : Nikkei 16449.20 -0.26%

They are going to do it.
The Absolute mad men!

>> No.1514857

>>1514854
BANK OF JAPAN TAKES ADDITIONAL ACTION, INTRODUCE QQE WITH YIELD CURVE CONTROL

Bank Of Japan: Decides To Set Target For Long-term Interest Rates: Nikkei 16449.20 -0.26%

BREAKING NOW BANK OF JAPAN: To expand monetary base until inflation stable above 2%

>QQE
They added another Q, this shit is serious! Must have played Zero Time Dilemma and be like then who is Q?

>> No.1514866

>>1514857
wtf is QQE, double quantitive easing? or easing the easing...

>> No.1514868

https://twitter.com/NewsSourceLA/status/778443861777453056

>> No.1514870

>>1514868
fuck wrong thing thats for the pol thread
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-risk-of-a-us-recession-according-to-deutsche-bank-2016-9

>> No.1514871

>>1514866
Basically they feel that further interest rate cuts (considering they are already negative) is wrecking their economy. So yes, they are going to buy tons of bonds (QE) and prop up their markets with no care about inflation until it hits 2%. Basically very similar to US policy now, but they have their demographic problem.

>> No.1514872

QQE stands for quantitative and qualitative easing

>> No.1514882

Given that Japan is holding rates it may give more reason for the US to raise them given we are in a much better situation.

>> No.1514887

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/09/20/yellen-wants-to-get-back-in-the-game.html

>> No.1514902

I'll be back in this thread at 2PM eastern for the Fed decision. Good night!

>> No.1514907

Japan just signed its own death warrant. Their pandering to their slowly dying archaic businesses is going to take the entire country down with them. The reason why they aren't reproducing is that it's fucking impossible to have a family with shitloads of unpaid overtime.

>> No.1514924

>>1514907
is everyone trying to crash the us economy now?

>> No.1514932

>>1514196

Fed raises the rates, Janet Yellen manages competence, markets tank

digits confirm

>> No.1514934

>>1514932
godammit bill clinton

>> No.1514935

>>1514924
>>1514932
The equities markets are hugely overvalued and obviously in a bubble. They're going to crash soon regardless of what the fed does, so the sane thing to do would be to let the air out of the bubble before it grows any bigger.

>> No.1514940

Bought TVIX just before closing.
I am ready.

>> No.1514984

>>1514940
>TVIX
SPVXSP/CSNA 30
NASDAQ: TVIX - Sep 20, 7:59 PM EDT
22.51USDPrice decrease0.32 (1.40%)

WHY

>> No.1515009

>>1514932
well that's a given at the moment

>> No.1515360

gold's rising, lads

>> No.1515608

>>1514935
>slowly is possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvZ2Z_s4Bo

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not strictly bearish but indicative of a pressure point.

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>>1514902
I'm back. What the hell? Netflix down almost 5 percent! Oh my god I am so glad I sold on Monday.

>> No.1515728

>>1515720
I was about to talk about this, do you guys think they'll recover tomorrow? What's going on with them?

>> No.1515734

>>1515728
I think interest rates are going up and earnings next month are going to fuck them more. I plan on getting back in after all of this. Probably around $85 a share or less. That was my basis on the above trade.

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Hell breaking loose!

>> No.1515752

>>1515738
That pure denial that they are going to raise rates. Exactly like brexit.

>> No.1515760

rate hike incoming, prepare your buttholes

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>>1515760
This is awesome. I'm all cash now. The market can burn now!

>> No.1515836

>>1515760
15% chance of hike according to market predictions.

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>tfw surprise 5% rate hike

>> No.1515844

There's no way they're raising rates pre-election. They'll raise by 1% post-election and then potentially 1% more the following year.


Use your brains guys.

>> No.1515873

>>1515844
Why wouldn't they raise rates pre-election?

>> No.1515887

>feds are going no change
how boring

>> No.1515898

looks like we'll have these threads for another couple of months, sigh

>> No.1515902

No change. Settle down

7-3 vote.

>> No.1515908

>Fed leaves rates unchanged

What the fuck! I hate the Fed now.

>> No.1515914

>>1515873
Looks like you were wrong faggot

>> No.1515933

>>1515873
Uncertainty. They won't raise with any uncertainty. See: the last 7 years. Lol

>> No.1515979

Well go figure. Peter scruff is right isn't he? They can't raise without talking the stock market, but they'll eventually crash the dollar if they don't right?

>> No.1516001

I bought ACIA at 110 yesterday and sold at 110.55 today...... I thought it wasn't going to go up...

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>>1515908
They are trapped! This is point of no return now

>> No.1516098

>>1516052
The market doesn't know what to do now.