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[Anonymous No.15137905]

You can choose only one:
1. 10/10 Rich Asian Dominatrix as a waifu.
2. 24,65$ daily passive income. But, you'll never find love.
3. The power to kill anyone just by writing their name on a notepad.
4. 2 kids, 10k$ / month and average (not asian) looking waifu.
5. Power to know BTC price in the future (doesn't work if you short).
6. Sex Toys factory with 5k employes.
7. Perpetual Immortality but you stay poor forever hodling shitcoins.
8. Power to eradicate a country, but, you lose 1 testicle.

[Anonymous No.15137923]

>>15137905
id lose both if i can choose both the US and Israel

[Anonymous No.15137932]

>>15137905
Good list I’ll take death note and sex factory

[Anonymous No.15137949]

>>15137905
3 is objectively the best.
Using three you could get everything else on the list if you wanted.

[Anonymous No.15137952]

>>15137932
You can choose only 1. REEEEE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.15137960]

4

[Anonymous No.15137962]

>>15137905
#3

[Anonymous No.15137963]

>>15137952
Hard choice to pass on the sex slaves tho

[Anonymous No.15137969]

I'll take one for the team and wipe Israel off the map

8

[Anonymous No.15137971]

>>15137905
3 is arguably the most versatile, because you can exploit it to make huge money off killing CEOS of public companies in tragic ways. (McDonald’s CEO dies huffing has from children’s asshole, stock slides 10%) and you can also solve all the worlds problems in one night by writing all jews and nonwhites down

[Anonymous No.15137976]

With the knowledge of future BTC price you can have infinite money. I'd take that one

[Anonymous No.15137979]

>>15137905

3
i would start a hitman service on the deepweb(through several proxys and vpns ofc).
i could kill anyone from the comfort of my home without a trace, and for about 60k a pop(depending on the person)

quit after ive got a few mill, use my money and newfound super power to do whatever the fuck i want

[Anonymous No.15137983]

>>15137905
4

[Anonymous No.15137988]

>>15137976
3 means you can kill anyone who opposes cryptocurrency and create a better world in general. It’s objectively the best option

[Anonymous No.15137991]

number 1 easily

[Anonymous No.15137994]

>>15137971
Kek ubgugi ubgubu ubguga

[Anonymous No.15138021]

>>15137994
If a death note worked like a parser, then you could easily kill most niggers by writing Tyrone or Laquan down.

You’d just have to keep your mouth shut, because if anyone with power knew that if they crossed you they’d die, you’d be #1 on everyone’s hitlist in an instant

[Anonymous No.15138029]

>>15137976
Doesn't work if you short the market.

[Anonymous No.15138034]

>>15137991
ABSOLUTELY BASED

[Anonymous No.15138057]

Does Nr. 3 woke with wildcards? Much easier to just write *stein once...

[Anonymous No.15138076]

>>15137983
>>15137960

[Anonymous No.15138079]

Deathnote

[Anonymous No.15138087]

>>15138057
No, you have to write down each name individually.

[Anonymous No.15138093]

>>15137905
>6. Sex Toys factory with 5k employes.
DING DING DING BZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZZZZ

[Anonymous No.15138103]

>>15138057
On this subject, does it only work on birth names or known public names? If someone caught on they could just hide their real name and go by an assumed name and circumvent you.

Never seen death note so I don’t know anything. Easier to just write Africans Latinos Jews Homosexuals and Feminists and communists and Marxist sympathiszers unless you want to be writing your whole life

[Anonymous No.15138139]

>>15138103
It’s birth name.
“L” does this to the main character

[Anonymous No.15138141]

>>15137905
If you answer anything other than 3 you are never going to make it. With 3, you can use that power to make billions of money as the world’s most effective hitman who is basically unstoppable. You will however be the target of assassinations yourself. If that makes you too uncomfortable, 4 would be the second best option and probably the best overall.

[Anonymous No.15138156]

5 of course. no downsides. literally.

[Anonymous No.15138162]

>>15137905
3. Write down the name of the genie giving out weapons of mass destruction and never use it again.

[Anonymous No.15138163]

>>15138139
Kek I’m just imagining the huge panic search that would occur if suddenly blue check marks started dropping like flies. Extra based if I can write how they die and make them all pedos post facto like Jared Holt. also if you write Larry blankstein would it kill all Larry blanksteins or just one? Can you do the death note on a computer? These are important questions regarding efficiency

[Anonymous No.15138193]

>>15138141
>4 would be the second best option
NOT ASIAN

[Anonymous No.15138240]

3 and I'd kill my noisy muslim neighbor first. That fucking shitskin plays loud shitty music and screams so much on his balcony everyday.

[Anonymous No.15138286]

>>15137905
3 Is all I need to manipulate the market.

[Anonymous No.15138404]

>>15138163
First and last name
You have to imagine their face as you do it
You could also write cause of death as long as it’s *plausible*

[Anonymous No.15138678]

>>15137905
5, I long instead

[Anonymous No.15138713]

>>15137905
5, I don't need superpowers to get waifus, but I can't predict markets.

[Anonymous No.15138750]

immortality and shitcoins. already my life without immortality.

[Anonymous No.15138767]

>>15137905
imagine not being able to use 3. to accomplish 8. and keep both testicles. that said im going with 1. since i will unironically make it with my LINK stack

[Anonymous No.15138782]

>>15137905
5

[Anonymous No.15138787]

>>15137923
retard, that's why you get someone else to pick the other country.

[Anonymous No.15138789]

5 has no real downsides, there's more than enough instruments to make money in a bear market besides shorting

[Anonymous No.15138800]

its always 1 you fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.15138806]

>>15138713
smart move. then you create your own class and charge a fortune.

[Anonymous No.15138838]

>>15138286
Based. 3 == all of the above

[Anonymous No.15138926]

>not picking 1
It's like you guys don't think with your dicks or something

[Anonymous No.15138948]

>>15137962
Kekd

[Anonymous No.15138968]

why would I want $24 per day? that's below minimum wage

[Anonymous No.15139024]

1 easily. Life would be perfect

[Anonymous No.15139087]

>>15138926
/biz/ did grow up after the big dumpening.

[Anonymous No.15139107]

Definitely 1

2. Meh, fuck your gibs if u have option 1 my wife is already rich
3. We have already seen that deathnote is a lot of trouble. And you get caught and stuff, not worth it.
4. So basically a normal life? No thanks desu
5. If it doesn't work for shorting its shit
6. What's the point of living if you stay poor
7. I don't care enough about geopolitics

[Anonymous No.15139141]

>>15139107
And what do you think about No.8 anon?

[Anonymous No.15139234]

7. Hold my shitcoins to zero, abandon crypto, and get rich slowly like a normie but with infinite compound interest.

[Anonymous No.15139283]

>>15137905
Anyone not picking 7 is a retard. Any rich person would give his entire wealth just to live longer, let alone forever. Who cares about poverty if you are ALWAYS alive? Just keep walking around earth (you don't die to cold, disease, heat), hunt for food (not to survive, just to not feel hungry), smoke weed, eat mushrooms, have sex, and live long enough to witness maybe a mars landing, moon station, a nuclear war...
And all this time you will keep laughing at the pathetic attempts of rich people to extend their lives like pumping young blood into themselves and shit.
I might even have opened a social media account and become famous but I feel it would get me into trouble with CIA and shit. Just keep low profile and walk around nature and stay away from lakes and sea because you don't want to drown and stay alive under water.

[Anonymous No.15139299]

>>15137905
Whats the Dom's level though, like pegging, cucking, etc, ballbusting or what

[Anonymous No.15139357]

>>15139299
She will peg you every couple of hours, you stay in a cage, you get free food, female hormones, surgery + internet. And that's about it.

[Anonymous No.15139377]

>>15139357
3 then

[Anonymous No.15139401]

>>15137905
3, and profit in the assassination market for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.15139465]

>>15139283
You don't know the conditions of your immortality. Maybe you'll look like the crypt keeper at 210 with backbain and dementia. And it is explicitly stated "poor forever", so everything you touch will turn to shit.

[Anonymous No.15139526]

Can I just do #3 and write down?:

>anyone but native Europeans and East Asians

[Sage No.15139537]

>>15137960
>>15137983
>>15137960
>>15138076
My niggas

[Anonymous No.15139552]

Guess I'm the only nigga picking 7.
Death scares the willies out of me.

[Anonymous No.15139560]

>>15137905
ROLLIN!!

[Anonymous No.15139602]

>>15137905
8.
goodbye india

[Anonymous No.15139621]

>>15139465
Dementia and any kind of disease will kill you though if wait long enough. If anything can manage to have dementia for over a thousand years then that thing isn't alive anymore. I don't think illnesses are included in "perpetual immortality".
Same with being maimed and bled out completely. The brain and heart won't work without a blood cycle so "perpetual immortality" means being godlike durability. You can feel pain, sadness, thirst, hunger, and fear though.

[Anonymous No.15139631]

>>15137905
Am I an idiot if I choose the dominatrix?

[Anonymous No.15139650]

>>15137905
if i pick 7 can i get rich of other things? can i still die if i get bored of immortality?

[Anonymous No.15139680]

>>15139631
see >>15139357

>>15139650
>forever poor

[Anonymous No.15139685]

>>15139560
:(

[Anonymous No.15139686]

>>15139537
nice. Shoujo commando izumi fan I take it?

[Anonymous No.15139719]

7. Pasta costs 70 cents a kilo in italy. Pasta forever

[Anonymous No.15139723]

>>15139680
I changed my mind, 3 maybe, 2 maybe because does anyone find love?

[Anonymous No.15139732]

>>15139621
You can turn into a low functioning amoeba in a million years and still be considered alive and immortal. Being an unconscious clump of cells until the heat death of the universe.

[Anonymous No.15139748]

>>15137905
4 easily, Trump's already doing 8 for me and he leveraged it so Germany loses the testacle

[Anonymous No.15139899]

>>15139748
If you go for #4 this is what always happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EniROJmSS8U

[Anonymous No.15139945]

>>15137905
3 and you can keep and gain karma, like annihilating companies like Monsanto and Bayer after investing into their rivals etc and then simply life off of this while buying a spy network to destroy manmade evil until nobody wants to fill the gaps anymore. You could also threaten entire governments not to be autistic or heads will roll.
Sounds fucking scary from a 3rd person viewpoint tho...
And everybody who has access to c4 and amazon drones kind of has the same power, just more analog.

[Anonymous No.15140017]

>>15137905
Obviously 7. Forcing the simulation to keep running past its natural conclusion is a victory.

[Anonymous No.15140024]

>>15139732
That won't be a "me" though. That's like saying the microbes in my gut are "me". Any form where my brain and heart aren't functioning isn't "me", and by extension any illness or maim would eventually lead to the failure of my heart or brain therefore immortality means I must stay healthy. I can feel pain though so if a bear attacks I will feel his claws trying to dig through my invulnerable flesh.

[Anonymous No.15140060]

>>15137905
I take 3 and write down names of every Jew I know lmao.
I literally spend the entire day googling Jew names and writing them in my Book that I call the Holocauster.

Then when I‘m done with the Jews I start with the muslims and other annoying people.

[Anonymous No.15140090]

>>15137905
3 is the only one to truly meaningfully impact the world.

[Anonymous No.15140182]

why so many murderers here?

[Anonymous No.15140219]

>>15140024
Hypotheticals, you could be right, but if I can't read the small print I would never make such an irreversible decision. Your microbes in your gut don't have your DNA, so they're not part of the blueprint. Life by definition is just organic matter, and your DNA is the signature that makes it yours.

[Anonymous No.15140358]

>>15140219
>Life by definition is just organic matter
I mean living cells

[Anonymous No.15140399]

Rich Asian dominatrix waifu please. What does such a creature look like?

[Anonymous No.15140430]

>>15137960
>>15137983
>>15138193
>>15139537
In what world is 4 an acceptable choice? 10k per year isn't enough to support yourself, let alone 3 other people
Plus the non-Asian wife is statistically going to divorce you and take that 10k

[Anonymous No.15140486]

>>15140430
>10k per year
month

[Anonymous No.15140618]

>>15140399
>Rich Asian dominatrix

[Anonymous No.15140643]

6.
Have been thinking about how to get into the sex toy business but I’m at a lost for what niche to fill.

[Anonymous No.15140686]

>>15140618
Please clarify the conditions of "perpetual immortality". Can you get severly injured or get ill? Can you fall into a coma and stay like that for millions of years?

[Anonymous No.15140694]

>>15137905
5.

With 5 if the price goes up and I know the specific prices at seperate points I can get rich. At least I can give my parents and siblings a comfortable life.

[Anonymous No.15140733]

>>15137905
I hesitate between 3 and 7.
7 is obiously the superior choice on a personal level, since you can be rich in others ways than currencies, but 3 would help tremendously with a lot of stuff.

Throwing a coin, head 3 tail 7.

Head, not retarded Kira it is.

[Anonymous No.15140745]

>>15140733
Wow, even Lord Kek wanted me to choose 3.

[Anonymous No.15140771]

>>15137905
5. you could buy every dip and sell every top multiple times per day that could exponentially grow.

[Anonymous No.15140789]

>>15137905
Nitoridesu

[Anonymous No.15140797]

>>15137905
Don't have to read further than 1

[Anonymous No.15140811]

>>15140486
OH nvm, I misread that
Even if she gets half, you're still better off than most guys per month

>>15140618
This creature can still be my rich mommy though

[Anonymous No.15140825]

oh fuck I just noticed the strapon I CHANGED MY MIND

[Anonymous No.15140835]

>>15137923
Not the hero we deserve

[Anonymous No.15140849]

>>15140686
Say a car hits you and blows you 10000 pieces. You'll regenerate instantly. No memory loss, not even a scratch.

There are 2 downsides:
1. Someone can trap you. Like, keeping you closed into molten metal pot. Where you'll be stuck into a die / regenerate loop.
2. No matter what you do, everytime when you have money, you'll feel the need to buy shitcoins that are obvious scams.

[Anonymous No.15140858]

>>15137905
3 or 7, either way I get what I want

[Anonymous No.15140865]

>>15137905
(1) Tfw I’ve already done it. 4chan posts reflect my reality- the clownworld has truly begun.

[Anonymous No.15140875]

>>15137905
>4. 2 kids, 10k$ / month and average (not asian) looking waifu.
probably
second choice:
5.

[Anonymous No.15140891]

>>15140060
>The Holocauster
My sides

[Anonymous No.15140896]

>>15137905
I want more than 2 kids so I cant pick 4, i dont want an asian wife, knowing BTC price is only helpful if it keeps jumping up hugely and I have money to put into it (which I dont), I've already found love but dont want to risk losing it, I dont want to run a filthy business, immortality would be good only if I could share it with my partner, I dont have testicles to lose

Death note it is

[Anonymous No.15140956]

>>15140024
What is "you"? What about you is permanent and unchanging? Every single aspect of you mentally can change, except bare bones shit like being male, but that doesn't make you you. You have already changed, does this mean "you" have already died thousands of times over? Do you think even your thoughts or will is continous, do you think the conscious part of "you" isnt just sharing space alongside aspects of "you" that arguably have more control, but are not the self aware aspect that thinks it has control?

The idea of a permanent Self is flawed.

[Anonymous No.15141191]

>>15137905
Not one person in this huge ass thread picked 6. 5k employees is a lot. You would be pretty rich, plus with all the tranny fags sex toys are probably selling like hot snakes.

[Anonymous No.15141228]

>>15137905
7

[Anonymous No.15141248]

>>15140849
absolutely BASED. I don't care if I spend several centuries in some nightmare molten metal pot prison. Eventually I will either manage to escape or will be released. No one outlasts me, not even machinary that has to handle my melting. After I escape I will stay a dirty LIVING AND HEALTHY hobo roaming deserts and forests.
>>15140956
> What about you is permanent and unchanging?
My memory of the previous day after a night of sleep. For that to be possible PERPETUALLY I must have a functioning able body.

[Anonymous No.15141250]

>>15141191
I was surprised as well, 5k employees is the definition of making it. I guess anons don't like being affiliate with the porn industry.

[Anonymous No.15141421]

7. Money and power in an industry that is literally about sex. Easy to find 10/10 waifu. Don't want to kill people.. . That's just fucked up psychology Anon.

[Anonymous No.15141441]

>>15141421
Newfag here... Meant 6

[Anonymous No.15141537]

>>15140849
well shitcoins wont be around forever so the odds are in my favor

[Anonymous No.15141560]

>>15137949
Not after someone discovers your power and cuts off your hands. Which would be on day 1.

[Anonymous No.15141616]

>>15141560
Not if you're not an idiot.
Then again, most of the plans for 3 I'm seeing on this thread are pretty fucking stupid so getting caught on day 1 isn't out of the question on this site.

[Anonymous No.15141716]

>>15137905
I already have one of those powers with writing. Immortality. I can rob the elites and live like a king, I know how to think offline and not some fag nerd. I get my hands dirty.

[Anonymous No.15141765]

Already can do the deathnote thing. Immortality. I can rob elites and live like the king I am. Im not some wimp nerd fag keyboard warrior. I do get my hands dirty.

[Anonymous No.15141769]

>>15137905
> 4
> Cheat like crazy with hot Asian waifus
> Get divorced
> Lose half
> Still get 5K/month, have furthered my bloodline with 2 kids, and can bang hot Asian waifus

[Sage No.15142009]

>>15139686
Yep. I like the Sukeban Deka and similar types of shows like Shoujo Commando Izumi. They manage to be adorable and kickass at the same time, which is an impressive combo that many directors manage to fuck up. I kinda wish there were more "girls with guns" type shows or media in today's world, but classic shows are more than enough I guess.

[Anonymous No.15142046]

sex toy factory but liquidate all my assets and put the money into something not immoral

[Anonymous No.15142111]

>>15137905

[Anonymous No.15142503]

>>15137905
>get 5, go all in btc, free myself from every obligation I currently have and look for my waifu for 4, sell all at the ath, die happy many years later surrounded by my children and grandchildren at the exact same time she passes away

[Anonymous No.15142640]

>>15137905
>3. The power to kill anyone just by writing their name on a notepad.

I would show the jews a real shoah.

[Anonymous No.15142649]

>>15140060
I have a list for you brother.
https://coincidencedetector.com/theList.json

[Anonymous No.15142779]

>>15139107

I'm choosing 3 every day. Even with infinite money from 5 I would still regret not choosing 3.

All you have to do is start killing Rothschild type names on Wikipedia instead of somebody on your local news channel like in the anime...

I would wager that the Rothschild types would trade their current wealth for number 3 at the drop of a hat.

[Anonymous No.15142813]

>>15142779
If I could wipe out Africa in one swipe with number 8 instead of having to right down people one name at a time then we're talking

[Anonymous No.15142834]

>>15142813
write*

[Anonymous No.15142852]

8. I have a third nut to spare anyway.

[Anonymous No.15143348]

>>15142779
>write down Muhammad and 1/2 of the middle-east dies

[Anonymous No.15143382]

>>15137905
#2
I ain't gonna find love anyways might as well get paid for it

[Anonymous No.15143436]

>>15142009
I have a fascination with 80's Japanese subcultures. Bubble era Japan truly had some patrician fashion/culture.

[Anonymous No.15143824]

How are not more of you retards picking 7?? Fuck money I wanna be 25 forever