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15135519 No.15135519 [Reply] [Original]

>want to be rich
>decide to mimic warren buffett
>he eats a sausage mcmuffin for breakfast every day
>i eat 3 every morning
>tfw gonna be 3x as rich

>> No.15135527

>>15135519
the only reason he's still alive is that he consumes newborn blood

>> No.15135572

>>15135527
Ive often wondered how much coke / mcdonalds pay buffet in free stock to pump their products.
there is no way a person can consume that much diet coke and still function being that old.

>> No.15135616

>>15135572
Diet coke is just water with food coloring

>> No.15135624

>>15135519
Jesus Christ he's such a boomer

>> No.15135631

>>15135572
Pretty sure he's pumping his own bags

>> No.15135666

>>15135616
t. donald rumsfeld

>> No.15135674

>>15135527

Checked and keked
Anyone’s wife, gf, or cumspot expecting soon?

t. Warren Buffett

>> No.15135693

>>15135519
who the fuck is warren buffet and why should i care about some boomer mummy?

>> No.15135700

>>15135519

>warren buffet invests in any random company
>everyone follows buffet's lead, stock price pumps
>can do this with literally any stock
>can't lose, just because you're warren buffett

shit's so dumb

>> No.15135706

>>15135631
>pumping his own bags
imagine being such a boomer you gag down some brain cancer juice to try and anti-fud it becuz of those heavy bags

>> No.15135731
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15135731

>>15135624
He was born in 1930, he was a teenager when the first boomers were born. He is a member of the ‘Silent Generation’

>> No.15135770

Rich people PR is really weird.

>> No.15135814

>>15135519
>tfw Buffet is such a boss that his cuck orbiters are longing his McDonalds and Coke holdings without even knowing that's what they're doing

>> No.15135836

>>15135693
He's one of the richest people to ever exist you turdmonger

>> No.15135867
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15135867

>>15135519
>by the end of 1996 Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway owned just over thirty million shares of McDonald’s stock
Thanks for pumping my stock, anon.

>> No.15135881

>>15135867
He claims he sold though? Unless there is some conspiracy here