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Why the heck are boomers freaking out over a 3.8% dip? I got a text from my boomer dad asking if btc got "murdered"

>> No.15131563

>>15131559
Like the stock market

>> No.15131691
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Looooooool "we got pummeled today son.... my bonds.... we got hit... HaRD!!!!"

Meanwhile we out here running through -25% swings in LIT REN ONE SENT shitcoins getting grays at 22, screaming at anonymous posters about how BTC will become the world reserve currency and we'll be getting our dick sucked by beautiful hapas on yachts (in 2065, when BTC is approximately $10,131,491 RSR worth of USD) and arguing whether QNT does what LINK does, or if SNTVT does it all better, or if ATOM will replace LIBRA but not before a major 65% retracement, while at the same time, wondering if its morally OK to hire a cute-girl-next-door-themed hooker with hairy armpits for $3000 2018 USD of LINK profits per hour, and if that will be the thing that sends us to hell, and all the while, feeling socially inept because we know we used to go to the gym but our favorite video game is rereleasing for it's 15th anniversary and we want to relive nostalgic teenage years but also feeling socially pressured to be a part of the community, raise a family, choose a wife, and get out in time to make a difference for the coming 2020 US election

Yeah... I'm thinkin we're the new boomers....

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>>15131691
Best post ever.

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>>15131691
absolutely uncanny

>> No.15131892

>>15131691
Screencap this, everyone

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>>15131691

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>>15131691
put me in screencap

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>>15131691
Quality and bullish

>> No.15132733

>>15131559
>3.8%
If they only knew

>> No.15132756

>>15131559
Boomers grew up too comfy. They will flip shit at the most minor inconvenience

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>>15131691
d-delet this...

>> No.15132782

>>15131691
This is new.

>> No.15132838

>>15131691
Anon, it's not about the lambos or cheap woman (all woman are whores). It's about the journey. The frens you make along the way. The struggle for absolution in an unjust world. For victory over the tiger that's been ravaging this world since time immortal. Ride that fucking tiger anons. Ride it until you make it or go insane enough to not care about how rough the ride is anymore. Then you take the clown pill. And then we go to Honk HOnk.

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>>15131691
Just give a firm handshake and look em in the eye, Travis.