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>oh, you're from /biz/?
>well, we'll need proof for this party...

what do you do?

>> No.15110793

>>15110778
Take out my phone and show them pictures of pregnant Sergey

>> No.15110796
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15110796

>>15110778
*screams FUCK NIGGERS at 300 decibels*

>> No.15110806

I have below 70 IQ

>> No.15110812

>>15110778

> Open Coinbase
> balance: 109,000 LINK

Ok, come on in Fren.

>> No.15110818

>>15110778
>*zips out tiny benis*

>> No.15110822

>>15110778
Just give me the bottle, anon

>> No.15110874
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15110874

>>15110778
.... *ahem*

>> No.15110879

>>15110778
pee pee poo poo

>> No.15110887

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

CHAINLINK IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
VISUALIZE THAT THOUGHT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY

>> No.15110963

>>15110793
This
I also recite the pregnant Sergey pasta and say "No more chains, just links."

>> No.15110967

>>15110887
This one has chased away more newfags, reddit niggers and 90-110 IQ retards than any fud.
And good fucking riddance.

>> No.15110972

>>15110796
Fucking kek
>r-right this way sir

>> No.15111004
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>>15110967
>he thinks it's FUD

>> No.15111032

>>15110778
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

>> No.15111046
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>>15111032
>>15110874
>>15110796
Right this way, kind sirs.

>> No.15111048
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>>15110778
why hello
buy high, sell low

>> No.15111270
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15111270

fuck jannies

>> No.15111282

Try to explain what does chainlink does and fail.

>> No.15111285
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15111285

Oh sure. Hold my coat please.
*Ahem*
FUCK FIAT
FUCK BSV
FUCK ONE
FUCK NIGGERS
ALL IN LINK
NEVER SELLING

>> No.15111309

>>15111285
BASED

>> No.15111319

>>15110778
Will the jannies be serving tendies at this party?

>> No.15111342

"One thousand end of year"

>> No.15111346

>>15110778
>*leans in to whisper in ear*
>"crab-16"

>> No.15111370
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>>15111285
cheers mate, stay based

>> No.15111475

Toilets are as mythical as every other Hindu god to me and my family

>> No.15111563

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK READDIT
FUCK FIAT
FUCK GOLD
FUCK WAGIES
FUCK BOSSES
FUCK BANKS
FUCK COLLEGE
FUCK DEBT
FUCK JEETS
FUCK FUDDERS
FUCK NOLINKERS

1K EOY
K

E
O
Y

NEVER SELLING
E
V
E
R

F
U
C
K
I
N
G

S
E
L
L
I
N
G

NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15111569

>>15110778
Show them how many times I've bought high and sold low. Tell the doorman the secret code "financially ruined".

>> No.15111572
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>>15111563
Can someone please escort this tryhard janny off the premises?

>> No.15111596

>>15110796
*ear drums explode*
woah... the last thing Ill ever hear was something based...

>> No.15111606
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>>15110778
Start slowly reeling off a list of confusing and unrelated words getting faster and louder and the dizzying list continues unending, a mystifying code for sure but what eldritch secrets contained in that rhythmic chanting? The loudness now deafening but is it really loud or just an encompassing trance? Finally it dawns on the doorman, it's a filter list so long and comprehensive it can only be known to a oldfag.

I'm in.

>> No.15111644
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15111644

May I have the address?

>> No.15111656
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>>15111572
Im on my way

>>15111563

This way sir

>> No.15111682

>>15111656
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15111683

>>15111644
it's contained within your b-255
you do have one, right?

>> No.15111706
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>>15111682

>> No.15111869

>>15111282
underrated post

>> No.15111890

>>15110778
show them all of the chainlink fud pastas i've saves on my phone

>> No.15111904

>>15110796
> Welcome
> Belle will take your coat
> You seem parched, would you like a nice glass of bathwater?

>> No.15111924

>>15111683
uhh yeah

>> No.15111945

>>15110778
I’ll show frog man my .1 bitcoin and 5 inch cock.

>> No.15111951

>>15111285
A fine oration from the esteemed gentleman!

>> No.15112149

>>15110806
Amazing

>> No.15112162

>>15111924
welcome, gent

>> No.15112682

>>15110778
Just say "kneepads"

>> No.15112813

"I'm not a pajeet"

>> No.15112837

>>15110778
sibos toilet

>> No.15113115

>>15111904
Kek, Belle Delphine unironically better be at the yacht party and since I have 60k LINK and I'm probably the richest here I'm calling dibs.

>> No.15113129

>>15110879
Stunning and brave.

>> No.15113136

>>15110967
Thank the gods I have 111 iq.
Heh

>> No.15113140

>>15113115
No your not

>> No.15113172

Shove a sharpie in my pooper and say i am a digimarine and i am never fucking selling >>#2222222

>> No.15113182
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>>15113115
>60k
A fucking linklet kek

>> No.15113219
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15113219

Hey It's craig here, just wanna say there's no hope in hell in this party

>> No.15114162

>>15113182
How much do you have Ranjeesh?

>> No.15114170

All women are whores and 42 is prophet
>sticks trezor in anus

>> No.15114184

I agree, Bell Delphine better be at the yacht party and we'll serve bathwater

>> No.15114231
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>>15111904
>>15113115
>Belle cameo
Kek. This is the exact kind of based meme cameo that will probably also be weird as fuck irl that I am expecting from this event if we can successfully meme it into reality. Let's keep this card close to our chest for now, no need to give her handler a free ride on the singularity. But when the time comes...

>> No.15114280

>>15114162
I have 200k you can smd thanks

>> No.15114290

*walks up to the doorman carrying a skateboard*

>> No.15114423
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>>15110778
>mandatory penis inspection

>> No.15114622

>>15110778
all women are whores, fuck nigger, fuck spics, fuck kikes and fuck jannies.

>> No.15114823

Nice try glow nigger