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please dont make fun of me

>> No.15109948

Don't ask questions, even a basic understanding of chainlink will make you susceptible to the FUD so you might sell. Just buy and HODL till 1k eoy is true. Godspeed

>> No.15109956

>>15109922
the technological equivalent of aggressive homosexuality

>> No.15109962

>2 years

>> No.15109974

>>15109922
it's like an ethernet cable but for crypto

don't buy it ethernet cables aren't even expensive

>> No.15109981

>>15109922
A blockchain contract designed to solve the oracle problem. You send a request and pay 1 LINK, node parses the request, is awarded 1 LINK. Super simple token.

>> No.15109988

>>15109922
Refer to it as stinky linky. It's the true name and everything you need to know.

>> No.15109994

ITS A SCAM

>> No.15110000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRTqJh1fZpQ

>> No.15110003

It's a blockchain that lets outside data be sent to smart contracts. Also known as an oracle network. Augur has proven that oracles don't work for decentralized systems since unforeseen circumstances happen too much.

In other words: if you need an oracle, you might aswell just build an app and connect to APIs yourself. It's free and there's literally zero need for a smart contract once you connect to internet APIs for data.

>> No.15110006

A tool to make sad frogs rich by 2021.

>> No.15110008

It's a sex position in which a bunch of dudes stick their dicks in each other's ass making a full circle.

>> No.15110011

>>15109981
Wouldn't LINK need to be super cheap then? Or do you not actually mean an entire LINK token?

>> No.15110131

>>15110011
Sergey in a way created the token as a digital replacement of a complimentary "thank you" cup of coffee, not even joking. Technically, yes, if LINK becomes too expensive that won't be good news for Chainlink as a service, but good news for people who bought into it.

>> No.15110140

>>15109922
Its a type of fence

>> No.15110150

its an oracle

an oracle is um like this thing that automatically pulls information or something

>> No.15110164

>>15110131
but I mean does the "thank you" HAVE to be an entire LINK token or can you pay less when you make a request?

if it's not clear I don't really understand the technical side much at all

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15110176

why cant anyone just give me a straight answer. im so tired of peeing in water bottles so that i dont wake up my parents in the middle of the night

>> No.15110188

>>15110176

Literally explained it here >>15110003

>> No.15110203

>>15110188
It's not a blockchain brainlet

>> No.15110211

>>15110003
if it's so self evidently a dumb idea then why hasn't it collapsed to $0 already?

I'm guessing there's an answer to what you said here but I don't know enough about it

>> No.15110226

>>15109922
we will tell u what it is when we reach 1k

>> No.15110228

>>15110164
White paper states that it's supposed to be 1 LINK. There's always a chance that this will change in case the price is too high, I guess, it's an ERC token, their properties can be adjusted on the run, but it would be against the original design and intended use.

>> No.15110246

>>15110211
pee pee poo poo

>> No.15110257

>>15110211
TRON is also a fundamentally bad outdated Ethereum fork. So are HPB and Vechain. All have a big market cap. Market cap and price says absolutely nothing about the product.

>> No.15110263

>>15109922
Its like the internet

>> No.15110272

>>15109948
unironically this if you're a sub 120 IQ brainlet OP

>> No.15110274

>>15110228
tbqh the whitepaper is incredibly vague on tokenomics overall

>> No.15110282

>>15110211
Because it's a fun little project that is interesting in context of theoretical computer science, also people believe that they could get rich with it, which is kind of weird, but, as in every other aspect of life, things have value if people value them.

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15110560

just kidding i knew what chainlink was this whole time, just so bored waiting

>> No.15110575

>>15110560
it will take some more time but we will all make it fren

>> No.15110978

>>15109922
It's cp

>> No.15111685

>>15110560
Absolutely baste

>> No.15111712

>>15110560
He's done it again

>> No.15112815

BUMP HAHA

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>>15110560
based fren

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>>15110560
i will never recover from this bamboozlement

>> No.15112872

>>15110560
u got me sirs ha ha

>> No.15112892

LOL look at this faggot

>> No.15112901

Coordinated LINK shilling from Discord group. Don't fall for the trap.