Comfy "made it" houses
>>15108277This could be my house, unironically. I wanted a modern update to it. I like this. Thanks fren.
>>15109170Yabba dabba don't
>>15109339don't what?you've only seen the outside it's the inside that counts anon
>>15109270Lol I lived near this thing when I was a kid and would beg my parents to buy it so we could live there every time we drove by. Lots of nice houses around it reasonably priced if you don't mind living on a mountain with a curvy af road to get to the city.But seriously anyone in the market at this point should probably wait 6-12 mo for the bubble to shrink.
>>15109359>for the bubble to shrinkyou mean to pop
>>15109269I've been wanting to buy a house like this since forever. Next to a cliff beach with a few acres
>>15109359Gunna buy this mad lads boat house
Everyone always posts this, but I wouldn't want this if I had money.
>>15109482Very based sir. The ethnostate is just within our grasp
>>15108277>800-1000 sqft, 2br 1ba>comfy cabin aesthetic outside>nice modern loft aesthetic inside with poured concrete floors and exposed brick>on 5-10 acres, enough that you never see your neighbors but not so much that it's unmanageable>bordering a national park or some shit but still only a 20 minute drive to costco>also no more than a 2 hour drive to the beach and also to the mountains>2 dogs (probably viszla) and 2 cats>no gf or wife because women are scams>If I still get lonely, take the homopill and get a lumberjack boyfriend (but he still likes vidya)>or just fuck my dogs>Do shrooms or acid once a month, DMT once a quarter>play wow classic and old infinity engine games like PS:T and Arcanum>make my own super authentic indie games over many long years and release them online for free>no monetization so I can stay anonymous and everyone loves me without knowing who I am>'Die' stress-free around age 90 and get cryonically preserved so I can be resuscitated in 2077 and begin my my second life as a cyberpunk gangster>I also cryonically preserved my dogs so I can keep on fucking themIs there any more perfect life?
>>15109339Kek’d and ashamed of it
>>15108277>what boomers could save up for in two years is now "made it" tier
>>15108277Looks super comfy.>>15109170Looks super cool.>>15109255>I'm a Russian oligarch devoid of taste.>>15109270Ayy lmao.>>15109439Sunburn all year every year.>>15109463Original.>>15109482Medieval.>>15109780Kind of ugly honestly.>>15109795Comfy.
I plan on having two wives and a underground library.
Don't mind me, just walking in my underwater tunnel to my house. It sits 6 floors below the water and 7 above.
>>15108277You "made it" if you are living in one of the best school districts in the nation and your children are getting a top 0.1% education at a fraction of the cost of private schools. Even better if the town is >90% White.Houses in some of these towns start at 600-700K+, or even $2M+ in coastal areas. Your children will work hard, and make extremely valuable connections, without having to deal with the filth of living in a major city being surrounded by poorfags.Most of these cities are a 20-30 minute drive to a major city, and this is where the wealthy raise families.So go ahead and move out and buy a McMansion in the middle of nowhere while you set your future generations up for failure.
>>15110316I’m sure you’re very important anon and very successful It’s so funny seeing anons like you type as if you’re actually important or something. I don’t even think doctors are as smug as this
>>15110316Anon my children won't have to work. I don't own only 1k Linkies like most of you here.
everything other than this is posted by brainletsthe first thing you buy with money is ALWAYS security for the money you just earned, especially in an environment where automation might cause a communist revolution overnight
>>15109463got some more info on this one? looks cool. the boats used as homes or just gardens?
>>15110520Do you know any good sites to monitor for properties like this? US or EU.
>>15109795where is this?
>>15110588I don't know about sites specifically but I know that all over EU, there are constant auctions for WW2 or Cold War bunkers which you can completely refurbish for a few hundred thousand. I also know that there was one guy from /biz/ who did do exactly that and turned the bunker into a crypto mining facility
>>15110601Can't remember, think I pulled it from realtor.ca while searching the east coast of Canada.
>>15110520>communist revolutionUS education system at it's finest
>>15109549to leave a better world for NEETs of the future, that is our goal.
>>15109482>made it >works as a farmerFuckin cityboys romancing about this shit without realizing its full time job from sun up to sun down If you want this just work ok a good dam farm you retardsNothing wrong with have some veggies in the garding maybe even some chickenBut who the fuck wants to take care of horses,sheep,cows and chicken with huge fields to work
>>15109482Anyone who wants this should go work on a farm.for a year first.
Cozy cabin in the woods
>>15110944I agree, veggie gardens are based and not much work, but working a farm is hell. Tired of larpers
>>15108277This looks like a typical Norwegian house desu. Everybody could afford those before they flooded this country with welfare receiving niggers courtesy of the Jews.
>>15110944Either that or jerking to hentai
>>15110781That's a lot of space for a 3 room house that's missing half of its walls. Houses like this are retarded. No thanks.
>>15111928>Either that or jerking to hentaitfw it's currently 2:25pm and I've already jerked it to hentai three times so far today
>>15109549>poured concrete floors and exposed brick>2 dogs (probably viszla) and 2 cats>no gf or wife because women are scams>If I still get lonely, take the homopill and get a lumberjack boyfriend (but he still likes vidya)>or just fuck my dogs>Do shrooms or acid once a month, DMT once a quarter>make my own super authentic indie games over many long years and release them online for free
This just better garden. This is super comfy for me. I allready have 2 kids. If I get 1-2 more, this would be perfect. Super comfy family home.
Want to make it so bad so I can buy some land out in the hill country near Austin.
>>15112635imagine the damp
>>15112645>typical burger goes for an ugly as fuck mcmansion
>>15112664not a burgerBut burgers have some nice homes. Most of houses posted here are bachlor pads. This one is family style.
>>15112687>not wanting a house that is designed to be passed down though your family
>>15112725Wow, this is acually nice.
>>15110049is this the deeprun tram?
>>15112735https://www.struttandparker.com/properties/uleymaximum comfy, I would try and build something similar if I had the money
>>15108277There were a few Victorian houses built entirely from concrete. I'd love to have something like that.
>>15109881>likes the disgustingly tacky cave hut >calls the barn home "kind of ugly"top lol. The absolute state of the incel /biz/ "taste". Numale new money at its finest. Silicon Valley tech types always have the worst taste in anything remotely artistic or creative. Must be the Jeet influence.
>>15112770I'm a 37yo boomer so it is a late 90's cinematic pc game called crystal key.
own a mountainhttps://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Nhn-Missoula-MT-59804/2094018341_zpid/
Or a mountain chalet
>>15112956House is nice but decor is fucking awful.
>>15110456>Anon my children won't have to work.Anon, this mentality will doom your kids to losing your money and disconnect them from the rest of the world. You have to teach them to grow your money. Which involves work. I wholly recommend watching this so you can help your future kids better to relate to others.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sD3pG74Wv8
>>15112972Seriously. Take that fucking chimp off the mantle.
>>15113023ah yes the mcmethmansion
>>15110316If you think your children can get an education that's worth anything without you hand picking the curriculum/picking people who you trust to pick a curriculum you are retarded
>>15113142>>15113239Drachenschanze is patrician tastethere is even csgo map of it
>>15112685>>15112657>>15112635based. Will be designing and developing some usonian houses when we made it, won't even care if there's a market for it just sick of the ugly shitboxes
>>15113197Where can you find a house like that and roughly how much to buy it in cash?
>>15113197Nigga that's a painting
>>15109339This was a good joke +1
>>15112764Based and jihadi pilled
What is the best building material for mansions?
>>15109549Fucking fruitcake basedfaggot nigger
>>15115798Steel ibeam with concrete around it, then sprayed the fire insulation.
>>15110567Look up Encinitas Boat House
>>15112921>better get off my fucking mountain faggot
>>15112635I'm always looking for land in this area so I can stay close to family this is a funny story if you're board https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2TYjRr-Gps
>>15112921The Virgin Homeowner Vs. the Chad Mountain Man
the only pill you will ever need.
>>15110520https://greenhomesforsale.com/category/off-the-grid-homes/ has some nice self-sustaining homes
>>15116108That is noice
>>15109439>>15109482>>15109795>>15109944>>15110049>>15110520>>15111018>>15111018>>15112725>>15113197>>15116108based & cool
>>15115149great tree. put up a white picket fence and a chair and play with your dogs or kids
fuck all y'all
>>15116448fun to rake the leaves every autumn
>>15116448>picket fenceAssuming their HOA is gonna allow that
>>15108277>>15108277a fokin fairytale house from those white minions
>>15109549Are you me? Seriously, we should meet.Only quibble:>no gf or wifeI'm at least going to reproduce before entirely devoting my genitalia to my dogs.
>>15109549>>15112189>poured concrete floors and exposed brick>2 dogs (probably viszla) and 2 cats>no gf or wife because women are scams>If I still get lonely, take the homopill and get a lumberjack boyfriend (but he still likes vidya)>or just fuck my dogs>Do shrooms or acid once a month, DMT once a quarter>make my own super authentic indie games over many long years and release them online for free
>>15110316>living in one of the best school districts in the nation and your children are getting a top 0.1% education at a fraction of the cost of private schools. Even better if the town is >90% White.LOL. I grew up in one of those. I got one of those educations. Know what happened?>investment bankers and surgeons bought up all of the houses>their stupid kids that they had with retarded trophy wives flooded the school district>school district results dropped because dumb students>parents voted for more property taxes to "improve the schools">schools still couldn't teach brainlet babies>high school parking lot filled with Porsches driven by drug-addled 16yos>township gets into a pissing match with its neighboring townships>builds giant water park to compete with next-city-over's giant water park>raises property taxes even more to waste on more "amenities">parents are fucking richfags who don't care>richfags begin showing off by buying up multiple next-to-each-other properties>then demolishing two or three houses and building one megaMcMansion>all the smart people move out>not enough population to support the school districtThe population today is something like 50% of what it was when I lived there. All the upper-middle-class housing got bulldozed for trophy houses. It's really rather sad.Anyway, I'm living in Asia now. I'll homeschool my kids, using online resources to supplement areas I'm not as strong in. They'll grow up speaking English, Chinese, and whatever language my mail-order bride speaks (probably Ukrainian/Russian), maybe German as well. I'll teach them the basics of economics, law, and engineering so that they can manage the business I'm building.
>>15110520>afraid of a communist revolution>buys "security">meaning, buys a fixed base he can't flee from without impoverishing himself"Security" to me means being able to flee to someplace else if Putin or the Chinese or the fucking LatAm spiggers overrun my position. Renting is a lot more "secure" since I won't take a war loss on the rental property.Until then, picrelated is the view I get of the sunset.
>>15116465That's gorgeous. Where is it? How much would it sell for?>>15112635>>15112657>>15112685TBQPH Frank Lloyd Wright built some good LOOKING houses but they were shit to live in. Fallingwater is a perfect example because of exactly what >>15112651 wrote.
>>15118670Not to mention the structural problems fallingwater had, if it hadn't been a famous structure it would have been demoed a long time ago rather than the expensive structural repairs it has needed to not fall apart.
>>15108277Probably costs 5 million euros though
>>15109944>two wivesyou and me both brother
>>15108277>making houses out of flammable materials>everything burns down due to a faulty wireyeah no
>>15112773>buildplease dont, it will end up being made in OSB to cut costs and look like the typical burgermansion
Illuminati houseAlso reminder:There shoulde be made a board about housing and interior design
Instead of buying houses, maybe try investing in something that can bring you more than 10 times the return, something like VID...get 10 times more houseshttps://1milperday.com/#price
>>15119332>>15119351>meme lake for stinky old moneyyou can just pick some other lake and pay way less because you're not a status-symbol dumdum
It's more about what's inside
>>15109170Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
I have already made it in my own little worldI live in a caravan, travel a lot and eventually looking to buy a piece of farmland to make a marijuana plantation
>>15109795In Norway we call them sveitser hus which directly translates into "swiss houses". There are buttloads of them in southern Norway going for cheap in rural areas (80k $)
>>15119671Perfect, my woman and I are white, both engineers. Perhaps we will learn you language, buy a home and assimilate to your culture.
>>15116452Not knowning what gay means. Typical pleb.
>>15119496yes please, I've been looking forward to the creation of that board since many "interior designs" out there are just god awful
>>15108277There's a boatload of comfy houses in West Virginia at reasonable prices.
>>15112132Based and shota-pilled
>>15119772no need to learn the language. Everyone speaks flawless english here. But out of experience, americans and commonwealth people tend to not enjoy their stay here. Norwegians are seen as cold, autistic and boring, and the 6 months a year where its dark and cold gets old, quick.
>>15108277This thread is giving me a huge boner. Real question: Do multigenerational houses exist any more? Seems like most homes start fucking falling apart after a few decades. How much to make a decent home that will last centuries?
HOW THE FUCK YOU CAN LIVE IN A HOUSE WITHOUT A FENCE IS BEYOND ME TO THIS DAY. NO WONDER YALL BURGERS GOT SO MANY SERIAL KILLERS, LIKE YOU CAN WALK TO YOUR FRONT DOOR FROM THE STREET AYYYY LMAO.IMAGINE HAVING A PROPERTY WITHOUT STRONG FENCE AND COUPLE OF BLOOD THIRSTY PITBULLS WHO DON'T BARK, JUST WANT FOR PEOPLE TO HOP THAT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.IF THEY CROSS THE PITBULLS SOMEHOW, I KNOW I'M ABOUT TO FIGHT FOR MY LIFE, ALSO SECURITY CAMERAS ALL AROUND THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH SAFE SPACE FROM BEDROOM OR ESCAPE ROUTE.HOLY MOLLY YALL PROBABLY READING VICE AND DRINKING PISS FROM STARBUCKS.
A working water mill with 150+ acres. The mill will be used to generate hydroelectricity to supplement the solar panels, and around 100 acres will be leased to farmers for passive income.
>>15120980il mare, nice
>>15122199that looks incredibly comfy
>>15110944You would hire people to do the work brainlet.
>>15122079>be serial killer>go for some kills>"uh-oh, there's a fence, I'm doomed!">tfw zero kills
>>15109549unironically based desu senpai
>>15110316i grew up in a top 5 school district, was in the gifted program, all that bullshit, and i'm still a college dropout who posts frog memes on biz. this is a retarded fantasy
>>15122370What's the deal with rural folk hanging hub caps on walls? You see it in restaurants too.
>>15122901where else are you supposed to put them?
>>15122901they are showing off their rims like black folks
>>15122321implying jumping this fence would be easy and even if you jump through it, it will make sound loud enough for dogs to run full speed at your ass, implying killing dogs would be easy, implying jumping that fence won't set off alarm with motion detector,implying you even thought this through for a second
>>15123410space is gay
>>15110049dont tap the glass.
>all these idiots wanting to live in a meme cabin in the woods and near a lakeEnjoy your mosquitos and bugs
>>15122370This.Frugal living, faggots. You want to spend your whole fortune on gas and water bills? Gtfo
>>15118428>>15109549dont hurt the doggos, faggots. Pls get a real doll
>>15110997HOW DO I GO WORK ON A FARM
>>15110520Do you know what communism is? That shit will be appropriated immediately as it has clear military value. lmao retard.
>>15123752I rather live in a big underwater facility like in Soma.
>>15123410>wake up, want to look out on the sunrise over the martian landscape>can't clearly see because of the triangles
>>15108277one just like pic related. It's my parents house, but I want one similar to it. I could get a loan for it but I don't want to be a debt slave for 20 years
>>15110781fuck yeah my dude. TOP fucking taste, mr. Kaufmann
>>15118670Im more in the Richard Neutra gang
The ultimate goal from gains
>>15113197It NEVER looks as good as the painting.
>>15110316>muh school systemWhite kids = white genes = high IQ = success in life.Same reason Asians do well, even in poor urban school systems.
>>15112807Beautiful. My momma (rest her soul) was a colorado girl, always spoke fondly of Breckenridge
>>15109482no thanks, way too much work taking care of all that land.
>>15126012Your parents have good taste.
is purchasing a home bad business?im 25 with 50k in savings
>>15123752good thing that isn't space then little nigger
>>15110944THISI actually grew up on a farm and it's a 24/7 job. You don't take a vacation and you're constantly worried about weather conditions, making sure your cattle doesn't get hoof-and-mouth disease, and other crap that's out of your control. Growing vegetables and having a few fruit trees isn't too much work. And if you want animals, a few chickens, pigs, goats, and rabbits are the way to go. They're not high-maintenance compared to horses, sheep, and cattle.
Why do you want to have large houses or mansions like the ones posted here? Unless you have a huge family and don't mind the upkeep of cleaning and maintaining a large residence by yourself, why not get a nice 2-story Dutch colonial or something that you can have all to yourself?
>>15118670That's an island off iceland, I believe they literally gave it to bjork
>>15127349Capitalistic consumer idea of perfect life, flooding from every TV screen, making people retards
>>15122425based and animaniac pilled
I'd give anything to live in the house I grew up in again. I might be inaccurate, but it was build by a student of frank lloyd wright in the early 20th century, or someone associated with him, I can't remember if this is true or not, but there's also another frank lloyd wright house on the same street as this house was. It was just an amazing house, filled with hidden places and storage in the attic and basement. Huge open basement with an old style furnace and servant quarters, we build a pool in the back yard with a fountain that was beautiful. Then my dad got fired from his job and we had to move to another state and it fucked up all our lives. Thanks Dad. If I had the money right now I'd try to move back to this place if I could. So many memories...
>Iota hits $10,000>I can pay for personal robot mercenary army because billions in Iota>Machines sell humans for only a few miota each, because humans have no economic value>Collect degenerate 4chan humans to pass time>Made it
>>15127759brick +shutter combo = comfy hartford county NE
>>15126012pretty standard architecture here. I'd go slightly more traditional with it but would kill for identical setting too. thanks lad>>15127759I'm sorry to hear that anon. I kinda chuckle when seeing other anons trying to picture themselves living in mansions or on such huge plots that they could never maintain it themselves, but I do have soft spots for people with simple wishes like yours. You shouldn't blame your dad if he did his best and I do hope you'll once be able to buy back the house and live in it. You lost it once and you know its value now and by the looks of it it's pretty cozy, hope you manage to get it back
>>15115149>>15116448Yikes, get ahold of yourself, zoomer. Play where? 15 square feet of lawn and I bet assholes whip that corner doing 45. Typical shithole Californian tract housing, probably goes for about $3million right about now too
>>15127871Holy shit those woods look comfy. Where is that?
Im going to buy a block of land in sydney and self build out of recycled materials with the money left over.
>>15128130>try to buy a block of land in sydney>instantly gets outbid by chinese investor
half the houses posted itt are on luxuryestate.com. i really hope i can grab a nice comfy house before any of u linkfrens grab all of them.
>>15127759Looks like home. My Dad lost his job and house and we had to move out of state too, circa 2001. Wasn't really his fault though, it was always part of the (((plan))).
>>15127925My best guess is somewhere in PA, duckduckgo found it in gatewaylodge.com's wordpress media library.
>>15112657looks like nougat
>>15115128Longhouse is loooong.
>>15124768They love it. I'm not fucking chihuahuas up the ass, I'm screwing dogs that are large enough to be size-compatible.
>>15127195Depends on your timing. TBQPH right now I think you'd be fucked. We're arguably in a worse spot than in 2006.My story:>1997>want to buy a house>get offered a high paying job that would require endless travel>buy condo instead>four months later>company collapses due to mismanagement>get another high paying job on the other side of the metro area>have to commute 45 minutes each way every day>two months after that>family of elephants moves in upstairs>from 6am to 2am they are stomping around and bellowing>can't sleep>literally>every time I start to fall asleep one of them gets up to go to the bathroom or some shit>end up having to make a choice>either go up there with my shotgun and murder them all or move>decide I'm rich and can move>buy house on other side of city>move and sell condo>barely break even on condo>two years later>major earthquake>find out my house is literally two blocks away from a newly discovered fault line>every house on top of that fault line is red-tagged as uninhabitable>whew>dodged a bullet, at least until the next major quake>economy falls apart due to dot.com collapse>lose my job>can't find another one>forced to sell house>Greenspan inflates new bubble>no one will hire me, lost old career entirely>can no longer ever afford to live in Seattle againAnd a friend's:>2006>Greenspan bubble has created a huge real estate boom>housing prices shooting up everywhere>they buy a house>Florida>top of the market>2007 hits>all the mortgage lenders start going bankrupt>turns out the whole thing was a giant financial scam>Florida real estate prices plunge off a cliff>economy is fucked>everyone is losing jobs>they lose their jobs>they lose their house(to be continued)
>>15130165 (continued)>>15127195So as I wrote: depends on your timing. TBQPH right now I think you'd be fucked. We're arguably in a worse spot than in 2006.Today:>2009>obama gets shoveled into presidency because Bush was a retard>Ben Shalom Bernanke ((((oy vey!)))) inflates yet another bubble>housing prices THROUGH THE ROOF!!!>all the people who bought rotting foreclosure properties in 2010 make out like bandits>Florida slums turn into desirable investments again>Trump gets into office>sees all the structural problems in the economy>knows we're fucked unless he can get Americans working again>tries to stop terrorists from flying in as welfare leech "refugees">gets blocked by Hawaii Judge appointed by obama>tries to stop H1-Bs from taking all the good-paying tech jobs>gets blocked by "pro-business" Republicans and Dems>tries to deport illegal immigrants>gets blocked by illegal-vote-harvesting Dems and "pro-business" Republicans>tries to stop China from mercantilist policies designed to destroy our economy>gets blocked by more obama judges, "pro-business" Republicans, and Democrat sellouts>Federal Reserve keeps jacking up interest rates until U.S. economy is on edge>China economy is teetering on edge>stock market is crashing>recession indicators flashing>Federal Reserve does one tiny rate cut as a "fuck you" to Trump>probably going to lose 2020 election because Google wants to keep hiring more cheap H1-B labor>only possibility of salvation is that literally every single Democrat candidate is insane>wants to give free healthcare to illegal aliens>wants to bring in shitloads of rapefugees>housing sales and prices are starting to fall from peakYeah it's a great time to buy a house, Anon. :-/ In two years you'll have lost your downpayment, been foreclosed upon, and be living in a cardboard box.
>>15130283Thanks for the effort to post these. Some things are still illuminating on /bizWhat are you doing now? Still in Seattle?Did you change industries post .com crash?I hoe that you have made out like a bandit in CryptoGood luck anon, may your link stack get you that house
>>15110944>>15127270I agree people romanticise farming a lot. Friends of mine have a property with a seemingly huge number of chickens, ducks and guinea fowl, as well as a couple of bee hives. And of course vegetable gardens, fruit trees and flowers. They spend a lot of time looking after everything (as do the kids) but he has a full time job too and she works part time. How accurate is it to say that making a commercially viable farm is what makes it hard? Their family could subsist on what they grow for a long time. Probably not indefinitely, but they’re definitely well set up and it’s not hugely stressful.
>>15121261>cold, autistic and boringSounds amazing tbqh
>>15127759beautiful house, looks extremely comfy/possibly haunted. Love it. Move back in some day.
>>15130355Thanks, kind Anon. I am doing ok. I had to leave the U.S. to find work, and discovered that it's amazingly easy to make and save money when one isn't being taxed to death by the U.S. government (yay for the Foreign Earned Income Exemption!). I did the math, and in Seattle I was literally paying over 50% of my income out to taxes. Where I am now, it's 12% and that includes the national health insurance scam that lets me go see incompetent quacks for a $10 copayment. But I can afford to go get real healthcare when I need it now, so it works out.Yes, I bought some Bitcoin. I wish I'd bought more, but if the Asuka Prophecy comes true, I'll be just fine.
>>15131019Can you reveal which country you went to?
Penthouse in NYC or Toronto Canada