/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15108277]

Comfy "made it" houses

[Anonymous No.15109170]

[Anonymous No.15109255]

[Anonymous No.15109269]

>>15108277

This could be my house, unironically. I wanted a modern update to it. I like this. Thanks fren.

[Anonymous No.15109270]

>>15108277

[Anonymous No.15109317]

>>15109270
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.15109339]

>>15109170
Yabba dabba don't

[Anonymous No.15109355]

>>15109339

don't what?

you've only seen the outside it's the inside that counts anon

[Anonymous No.15109359]

>>15109270
Lol I lived near this thing when I was a kid and would beg my parents to buy it so we could live there every time we drove by. Lots of nice houses around it reasonably priced if you don't mind living on a mountain with a curvy af road to get to the city.

But seriously anyone in the market at this point should probably wait 6-12 mo for the bubble to shrink.

[Anonymous No.15109396]

>>15109359

>for the bubble to shrink

you mean to pop

[Anonymous No.15109439]

>>15109269
I've been wanting to buy a house like this since forever. Next to a cliff beach with a few acres

[Anonymous No.15109451]

>>15109359
Gunna buy this mad lads boat house

[Anonymous No.15109463]

>>15109451
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.15109482]

Everyone always posts this, but I wouldn't want this if I had money.

[Anonymous No.15109505]

>>15109482
Very based sir. The ethnostate is just within our grasp

[Anonymous No.15109549]

>>15108277
>800-1000 sqft, 2br 1ba
>comfy cabin aesthetic outside
>nice modern loft aesthetic inside with poured concrete floors and exposed brick
>on 5-10 acres, enough that you never see your neighbors but not so much that it's unmanageable
>bordering a national park or some shit but still only a 20 minute drive to costco
>also no more than a 2 hour drive to the beach and also to the mountains
>2 dogs (probably viszla) and 2 cats
>no gf or wife because women are scams
>If I still get lonely, take the homopill and get a lumberjack boyfriend (but he still likes vidya)
>or just fuck my dogs
>Do shrooms or acid once a month, DMT once a quarter
>play wow classic and old infinity engine games like PS:T and Arcanum
>make my own super authentic indie games over many long years and release them online for free
>no monetization so I can stay anonymous and everyone loves me without knowing who I am
>'Die' stress-free around age 90 and get cryonically preserved so I can be resuscitated in 2077 and begin my my second life as a cyberpunk gangster
>I also cryonically preserved my dogs so I can keep on fucking them

Is there any more perfect life?

[Anonymous No.15109652]

>>15109339
Kek’d and ashamed of it

[Anonymous No.15109780]

[Anonymous No.15109788]

>>15108277
>what boomers could save up for in two years is now "made it" tier

[Anonymous No.15109795]

>>15108277

[Anonymous No.15109881]

>>15108277
Looks super comfy.
>>15109170
Looks super cool.
>>15109255
>I'm a Russian oligarch devoid of taste.
>>15109270
Ayy lmao.
>>15109439
Sunburn all year every year.
>>15109463
Original.
>>15109482
Medieval.
>>15109780
Kind of ugly honestly.
>>15109795
Comfy.

[Anonymous No.15109929]

[Anonymous No.15109944]

I plan on having two wives and a underground library.

[Anonymous No.15109982]

>>15109929
https://youtu.be/j0YSFvPTm2A

[Anonymous No.15110049]

Don't mind me, just walking in my underwater tunnel to my house. It sits 6 floors below the water and 7 above.

[Anonymous No.15110060]

>>15110049

[Anonymous No.15110316]

>>15108277
You "made it" if you are living in one of the best school districts in the nation and your children are getting a top 0.1% education at a fraction of the cost of private schools. Even better if the town is >90% White.

Houses in some of these towns start at 600-700K+, or even $2M+ in coastal areas. Your children will work hard, and make extremely valuable connections, without having to deal with the filth of living in a major city being surrounded by poorfags.

Most of these cities are a 20-30 minute drive to a major city, and this is where the wealthy raise families.

So go ahead and move out and buy a McMansion in the middle of nowhere while you set your future generations up for failure.

[Anonymous No.15110407]

>>15110316
I’m sure you’re very important anon and very successful

It’s so funny seeing anons like you type as if you’re actually important or something. I don’t even think doctors are as smug as this

[Anonymous No.15110456]

>>15110316
Anon my children won't have to work. I don't own only 1k Linkies like most of you here.

[Anonymous No.15110520]

everything other than this is posted by brainlets
the first thing you buy with money is ALWAYS security for the money you just earned, especially in an environment where automation might cause a communist revolution overnight

[Anonymous No.15110567]

>>15109463
got some more info on this one? looks cool. the boats used as homes or just gardens?

[Anonymous No.15110588]

>>15110520
Do you know any good sites to monitor for properties like this? US or EU.

[Anonymous No.15110601]

>>15109795
where is this?

[Anonymous No.15110626]

>>15110588
I don't know about sites specifically but I know that all over EU, there are constant auctions for WW2 or Cold War bunkers which you can completely refurbish for a few hundred thousand. I also know that there was one guy from /biz/ who did do exactly that and turned the bunker into a crypto mining facility

[Anonymous No.15110662]

>>15110601
Can't remember, think I pulled it from realtor.ca while searching the east coast of Canada.

[Anonymous No.15110675]

>>15110520
>communist revolution
US education system at it's finest

[Anonymous No.15110683]

>>15110675
What?

[Anonymous No.15110781]

[Anonymous No.15110864]

>>15109549
to leave a better world for NEETs of the future, that is our goal.

[Anonymous No.15110944]

>>15109482
>made it
>works as a farmer
Fuckin cityboys romancing about this shit without realizing its full time job from sun up to sun down
If you want this just work ok a good dam farm you retards
Nothing wrong with have some veggies in the garding maybe even some chicken
But who the fuck wants to take care of horses,sheep,cows and chicken with huge fields to work

[Anonymous No.15110997]

>>15109482
Anyone who wants this should go work on a farm.for a year first.

[Anonymous No.15111018]

Cozy cabin in the woods

[Anonymous No.15111244]

>>15110944
I agree, veggie gardens are based and not much work, but working a farm is hell. Tired of larpers

[Anonymous No.15111259]

>>15108277
This looks like a typical Norwegian house desu. Everybody could afford those before they flooded this country with welfare receiving niggers courtesy of the Jews.

[Anonymous No.15111928]

>>15110944
Either that or jerking to hentai

[Anonymous No.15111981]

>>15110781
That's a lot of space for a 3 room house that's missing half of its walls. Houses like this are retarded. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.15112132]

>>15111928
>Either that or jerking to hentai
tfw it's currently 2:25pm and I've already jerked it to hentai three times so far today

[Anonymous No.15112189]

>>15109549
>poured concrete floors and exposed brick
>2 dogs (probably viszla) and 2 cats
>no gf or wife because women are scams
>If I still get lonely, take the homopill and get a lumberjack boyfriend (but he still likes vidya)
>or just fuck my dogs
>Do shrooms or acid once a month, DMT once a quarter
>make my own super authentic indie games over many long years and release them online for free

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[Anonymous No.15112635]

[Anonymous No.15112645]

This just better garden. This is super comfy for me. I allready have 2 kids. If I get 1-2 more, this would be perfect. Super comfy family home.

[Anonymous No.15112650]

Want to make it so bad so I can buy some land out in the hill country near Austin.

[Anonymous No.15112651]

>>15112635
imagine the damp

[Anonymous No.15112657]

[Anonymous No.15112664]

>>15112645
>typical burger goes for an ugly as fuck mcmansion

[Anonymous No.15112685]

[Anonymous No.15112687]

>>15112664
not a burger

But burgers have some nice homes. Most of houses posted here are bachlor pads. This one is family style.

[Anonymous No.15112725]

>>15112687
>not wanting a house that is designed to be passed down though your family

[Anonymous No.15112735]

>>15112725
Wow, this is acually nice.

[Anonymous No.15112764]

[Anonymous No.15112770]

>>15110049
is this the deeprun tram?

[Anonymous No.15112773]

>>15112735
https://www.struttandparker.com/properties/uley

maximum comfy, I would try and build something similar if I had the money

[Anonymous No.15112782]

>>15108277
There were a few Victorian houses built entirely from concrete. I'd love to have something like that.

[Anonymous No.15112807]

>>15108277
Comfort.
https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-3081-vrllyb/773-indiana-creek-road-breckenridge-co-80424#

[Anonymous No.15112834]

>>15109881
>likes the disgustingly tacky cave hut
>calls the barn home "kind of ugly"

top lol. The absolute state of the incel /biz/ "taste". Numale new money at its finest. Silicon Valley tech types always have the worst taste in anything remotely artistic or creative. Must be the Jeet influence.

[Anonymous No.15112883]

>>15112770
I'm a 37yo boomer so it is a late 90's cinematic pc game called crystal key.

[Anonymous No.15112921]

own a mountain

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Nhn-Missoula-MT-59804/2094018341_zpid/

[Anonymous No.15112956]

Or a mountain chalet

[Anonymous No.15112972]

>>15112956
House is nice but decor is fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.15112989]

>>15110456
>Anon my children won't have to work.

Anon, this mentality will doom your kids to losing your money and disconnect them from the rest of the world. You have to teach them to grow your money. Which involves work. I wholly recommend watching this so you can help your future kids better to relate to others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sD3pG74Wv8

[Anonymous No.15112992]

>>15112972
Seriously. Take that fucking chimp off the mantle.

[Anonymous No.15113023]

[Anonymous No.15113142]

>>15113023

ah yes the mcmethmansion

[Anonymous No.15113168]

>>15110316
If you think your children can get an education that's worth anything without you hand picking the curriculum/picking people who you trust to pick a curriculum you are retarded

[Anonymous No.15113197]

>>15108277

[Anonymous No.15113239]

>>15113023
spoopy

[Anonymous No.15113246]

>>15109795
Patrician taste

[Anonymous No.15113349]

>>15113142
>>15113239
Drachenschanze is patrician taste
there is even csgo map of it

[Anonymous No.15113394]

>>15112685
>>15112657
>>15112635
based. Will be designing and developing some usonian houses when we made it, won't even care if there's a market for it just sick of the ugly shitboxes

[Anonymous No.15113639]

>>15113197
Where can you find a house like that and roughly how much to buy it in cash?

[Anonymous No.15114095]

>>15109255
Houghton Hal?

[Anonymous No.15114715]

>>15113197
Nigga that's a painting

[Anonymous No.15114789]

>>15109339
This was a good joke +1

[Anonymous No.15115128]

[Anonymous No.15115149]

>>15108277

[Anonymous No.15115615]

>>15112764
Based and jihadi pilled

[Anonymous No.15115798]

What is the best building material for mansions?

[Anonymous No.15115933]

>>15109549
Fucking fruitcake basedfaggot nigger

[Anonymous No.15115950]

>>15115798
Steel ibeam with concrete around it, then sprayed the fire insulation.

[Anonymous No.15115969]

>>15110567
Look up Encinitas Boat House

[Anonymous No.15116053]

>>15112921
>better get off my fucking mountain faggot

[Anonymous No.15116076]

>>15112635
I'm always looking for land in this area so I can stay close to family
this is a funny story if you're board https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2TYjRr-Gps

[Anonymous No.15116077]

>>15112921
The Virgin Homeowner Vs. the Chad Mountain Man

[Anonymous No.15116108]

the only pill you will ever need.

[Anonymous No.15116378]

>>15110520
https://greenhomesforsale.com/category/off-the-grid-homes/ has some nice self-sustaining homes

[Anonymous No.15116387]

Obligatory

[Anonymous No.15116397]

>>15109339
Heh

[Anonymous No.15116415]

>>15116108
That is noice

[Anonymous No.15116421]

>>15109439
>>15109482
>>15109795
>>15109944
>>15110049
>>15110520
>>15111018
>>15111018
>>15112725
>>15113197
>>15116108
based & cool

[Anonymous No.15116448]

>>15115149
great tree. put up a white picket fence and a chair and play with your dogs or kids

[Anonymous No.15116452]

>>15109170
>>15109339
Grug house.

[Anonymous No.15116465]

fuck all y'all

[Anonymous No.15116854]

>>15116448
fun to rake the leaves every autumn

[Anonymous No.15116912]

>>15116448
>picket fence
Assuming their HOA is gonna allow that

[Anonymous No.15117211]

[Anonymous No.15117618]

>>15108277

>>15108277
a fokin fairytale house from those white minions

[Anonymous No.15118428]

>>15109549
Are you me? Seriously, we should meet.

Only quibble:
>no gf or wife
I'm at least going to reproduce before entirely devoting my genitalia to my dogs.

[Anonymous No.15118456]

[Anonymous No.15118465]

>>15109549
>>15112189
>poured concrete floors and exposed brick
>2 dogs (probably viszla) and 2 cats
>no gf or wife because women are scams
>If I still get lonely, take the homopill and get a lumberjack boyfriend (but he still likes vidya)
>or just fuck my dogs
>Do shrooms or acid once a month, DMT once a quarter
>make my own super authentic indie games over many long years and release them online for free

[Anonymous No.15118517]

>>15110316
>living in one of the best school districts in the nation and your children are getting a top 0.1% education at a fraction of the cost of private schools. Even better if the town is >90% White.
LOL. I grew up in one of those. I got one of those educations. Know what happened?

>investment bankers and surgeons bought up all of the houses
>their stupid kids that they had with retarded trophy wives flooded the school district
>school district results dropped because dumb students
>parents voted for more property taxes to "improve the schools"
>schools still couldn't teach brainlet babies
>high school parking lot filled with Porsches driven by drug-addled 16yos
>township gets into a pissing match with its neighboring townships
>builds giant water park to compete with next-city-over's giant water park
>raises property taxes even more to waste on more "amenities"
>parents are fucking richfags who don't care
>richfags begin showing off by buying up multiple next-to-each-other properties
>then demolishing two or three houses and building one megaMcMansion
>all the smart people move out
>not enough population to support the school district

The population today is something like 50% of what it was when I lived there. All the upper-middle-class housing got bulldozed for trophy houses. It's really rather sad.

Anyway, I'm living in Asia now. I'll homeschool my kids, using online resources to supplement areas I'm not as strong in. They'll grow up speaking English, Chinese, and whatever language my mail-order bride speaks (probably Ukrainian/Russian), maybe German as well. I'll teach them the basics of economics, law, and engineering so that they can manage the business I'm building.

[Anonymous No.15118580]

>>15110520
>afraid of a communist revolution
>buys "security"
>meaning, buys a fixed base he can't flee from without impoverishing himself
"Security" to me means being able to flee to someplace else if Putin or the Chinese or the fucking LatAm spiggers overrun my position. Renting is a lot more "secure" since I won't take a war loss on the rental property.

Until then, picrelated is the view I get of the sunset.

[Anonymous No.15118670]

>>15116465
That's gorgeous. Where is it? How much would it sell for?

>>15112635
>>15112657
>>15112685
TBQPH Frank Lloyd Wright built some good LOOKING houses but they were shit to live in. Fallingwater is a perfect example because of exactly what >>15112651 wrote.

[Anonymous No.15118809]

[Anonymous No.15119312]

>>15118670
Not to mention the structural problems fallingwater had, if it hadn't been a famous structure it would have been demoed a long time ago rather than the expensive structural repairs it has needed to not fall apart.

[Anonymous No.15119332]

>>15108277
Probably costs 5 million euros though

[Anonymous No.15119348]

>>15109944
>two wives
you and me both brother

[Anonymous No.15119351]

>>15119332

[Anonymous No.15119429]

>>15108277
>making houses out of flammable materials
>everything burns down due to a faulty wire
yeah no

[Anonymous No.15119492]

>>15112773
>build
please dont, it will end up being made in OSB to cut costs and look like the typical burgermansion

[Anonymous No.15119496]

Illuminati house
Also reminder:
There shoulde be made a board about housing and interior design

[Anonymous No.15119530]

Instead of buying houses, maybe try investing in something that can bring you more than 10 times the return, something like VID...get 10 times more houses

https://1milperday.com/#price

[Anonymous No.15119576]

>>15119332
>>15119351
>meme lake for stinky old money

you can just pick some other lake and pay way less because you're not a status-symbol dumdum

[Anonymous No.15119595]

[Anonymous No.15119602]

[Anonymous No.15119617]

It's more about what's inside

[Anonymous No.15119646]

>>15109170
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones

[Anonymous No.15119653]

I have already made it in my own little world
I live in a caravan, travel a lot and eventually looking to buy a piece of farmland to make a marijuana plantation

[Anonymous No.15119671]

>>15109795
In Norway we call them sveitser hus which directly translates into "swiss houses". There are buttloads of them in southern Norway going for cheap in rural areas (80k $)

[Anonymous No.15119772]

>>15119671
Perfect, my woman and I are white, both engineers. Perhaps we will learn you language, buy a home and assimilate to your culture.

[Anonymous No.15120312]

>>15116452
Not knowning what gay means. Typical pleb.

[Anonymous No.15120356]

>>15119496
yes please, I've been looking forward to the creation of that board since many "interior designs" out there are just god awful

[Anonymous No.15120695]

>>15108277
There's a boatload of comfy houses in West Virginia at reasonable prices.

[Anonymous No.15120803]

>>15108277

[Anonymous No.15120863]

>>15112132
Based and shota-pilled

[Anonymous No.15120869]

>>15108277

[Anonymous No.15120933]

>>15109270
noice

[Anonymous No.15120969]

Mine.

[Anonymous No.15120980]

>>15108277

[Anonymous No.15121261]

>>15119772
no need to learn the language. Everyone speaks flawless english here. But out of experience, americans and commonwealth people tend to not enjoy their stay here. Norwegians are seen as cold, autistic and boring, and the 6 months a year where its dark and cold gets old, quick.

[Anonymous No.15121582]

>>15108277
This thread is giving me a huge boner.

Real question: Do multigenerational houses exist any more? Seems like most homes start fucking falling apart after a few decades. How much to make a decent home that will last centuries?

[Anonymous No.15122079]

HOW THE FUCK YOU CAN LIVE IN A HOUSE WITHOUT A FENCE IS BEYOND ME TO THIS DAY. NO WONDER YALL BURGERS GOT SO MANY SERIAL KILLERS, LIKE YOU CAN WALK TO YOUR FRONT DOOR FROM THE STREET AYYYY LMAO.

IMAGINE HAVING A PROPERTY WITHOUT STRONG FENCE AND COUPLE OF BLOOD THIRSTY PITBULLS WHO DON'T BARK, JUST WANT FOR PEOPLE TO HOP THAT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

IF THEY CROSS THE PITBULLS SOMEHOW, I KNOW I'M ABOUT TO FIGHT FOR MY LIFE, ALSO SECURITY CAMERAS ALL AROUND THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH SAFE SPACE FROM BEDROOM OR ESCAPE ROUTE.

HOLY MOLLY YALL PROBABLY READING VICE AND DRINKING PISS FROM STARBUCKS.

[Anonymous No.15122199]

A working water mill with 150+ acres. The mill will be used to generate hydroelectricity to supplement the solar panels, and around 100 acres will be leased to farmers for passive income.

[Anonymous No.15122212]

>>15120980
il mare, nice

[Anonymous No.15122232]

>>15122199
that looks incredibly comfy

[Anonymous No.15122263]

>>15110944
You would hire people to do the work brainlet.

[Anonymous No.15122321]

>>15122079

>be serial killer
>go for some kills
>"uh-oh, there's a fence, I'm doomed!"
>tfw zero kills

[Anonymous No.15122352]

>>15108277
Boomer detected

[Anonymous No.15122369]

>>15109549
unironically based desu senpai

[Anonymous No.15122370]

[Anonymous No.15122389]

>>15110316
i grew up in a top 5 school district, was in the gifted program, all that bullshit, and i'm still a college dropout who posts frog memes on biz. this is a retarded fantasy

[Anonymous No.15122425]

>>15108277

[Anonymous No.15122484]

[Anonymous No.15122901]

>>15122370
What's the deal with rural folk hanging hub caps on walls? You see it in restaurants too.

[Anonymous No.15122978]

>>15122901
where else are you supposed to put them?

[Anonymous No.15122982]

>>15122901
they are showing off their rims like black folks

[Anonymous No.15123004]

>>15122321
implying jumping this fence would be easy and even if you jump through it, it will make sound loud enough for dogs to run full speed at your ass, implying killing dogs would be easy, implying jumping that fence won't set off alarm with motion detector,implying you even thought this through for a second

[Anonymous No.15123026]

>>15112725
best one

[Anonymous No.15123410]

[Anonymous No.15123752]

>>15123410
space is gay

[Anonymous No.15123933]

>>15110049
dont tap the glass.

[Anonymous No.15124241]

>all these idiots wanting to live in a meme cabin in the woods and near a lake

Enjoy your mosquitos and bugs

[Anonymous No.15124281]

>>15123752

Kek

[Anonymous No.15124330]

[Anonymous No.15124432]

>>15122079
BLACK

[Anonymous No.15124711]

>>15122370
This.

Frugal living, faggots. You want to spend your whole fortune on gas and water bills? Gtfo

[Anonymous No.15124768]

>>15118428
>>15109549
dont hurt the doggos, faggots. Pls get a real doll

[Anonymous No.15124824]

>>15110997
HOW DO I GO WORK ON A FARM

[Anonymous No.15124947]

>>15110520
Do you know what communism is? That shit will be appropriated immediately as it has clear military value. lmao retard.

[Anonymous No.15125180]

>>15113023
HAUUUUUU ABBB!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.15125433]

>>15123752
I rather live in a big underwater facility like in Soma.

[Anonymous No.15125556]

>>15123410
>wake up, want to look out on the sunrise over the martian landscape
>can't clearly see because of the triangles

[Anonymous No.15126012]

>>15108277
one just like pic related. It's my parents house, but I want one similar to it. I could get a loan for it but I don't want to be a debt slave for 20 years

[Anonymous No.15126048]

>>15125180
Kekd

[Anonymous No.15126122]

>>15122484
>11st century
>mcmansion
S

[Anonymous No.15126635]

>>15110781
fuck yeah my dude. TOP fucking taste, mr. Kaufmann

[Anonymous No.15126687]

>>15118670
Im more in the Richard Neutra gang

[Anonymous No.15126735]

The ultimate goal from gains

[Anonymous No.15126860]

>>15113197
It NEVER looks as good as the painting.

[Anonymous No.15126890]

>>15110316
>muh school system
White kids = white genes = high IQ = success in life.
Same reason Asians do well, even in poor urban school systems.

[Anonymous No.15126943]

>>15112807
Beautiful. My momma (rest her soul) was a colorado girl, always spoke fondly of Breckenridge

[Anonymous No.15126967]

>>15109482
no thanks, way too much work taking care of all that land.

[Anonymous No.15127167]

>>15126012
Your parents have good taste.

[Anonymous No.15127195]

is purchasing a home bad business?
im 25 with 50k in savings

[Anonymous No.15127260]

>>15123752
good thing that isn't space then little nigger

[Anonymous No.15127270]

>>15110944
THIS

I actually grew up on a farm and it's a 24/7 job. You don't take a vacation and you're constantly worried about weather conditions, making sure your cattle doesn't get hoof-and-mouth disease, and other crap that's out of your control.

Growing vegetables and having a few fruit trees isn't too much work. And if you want animals, a few chickens, pigs, goats, and rabbits are the way to go. They're not high-maintenance compared to horses, sheep, and cattle.

[Anonymous No.15127349]

Why do you want to have large houses or mansions like the ones posted here? Unless you have a huge family and don't mind the upkeep of cleaning and maintaining a large residence by yourself, why not get a nice 2-story Dutch colonial or something that you can have all to yourself?

[Anonymous No.15127442]

>>15118670
That's an island off iceland, I believe they literally gave it to bjork

[Anonymous No.15127471]

>>15127349
Capitalistic consumer idea of perfect life, flooding from every TV screen, making people retards

[Anonymous No.15127562]

[Anonymous No.15127592]

>>15122425
based and animaniac pilled

[Anonymous No.15127759]

I'd give anything to live in the house I grew up in again.
I might be inaccurate, but it was build by a student of frank lloyd wright in the early 20th century, or someone associated with him, I can't remember if this is true or not, but there's also another frank lloyd wright house on the same street as this house was.

It was just an amazing house, filled with hidden places and storage in the attic and basement. Huge open basement with an old style furnace and servant quarters, we build a pool in the back yard with a fountain that was beautiful. Then my dad got fired from his job and we had to move to another state and it fucked up all our lives. Thanks Dad.

If I had the money right now I'd try to move back to this place if I could. So many memories...

[Anonymous No.15127795]

>Iota hits $10,000
>I can pay for personal robot mercenary army because billions in Iota
>Machines sell humans for only a few miota each, because humans have no economic value
>Collect degenerate 4chan humans to pass time
>Made it

[Anonymous No.15127831]

>>15127759
brick +shutter combo = comfy hartford county NE

[Anonymous No.15127833]

>>15126012
pretty standard architecture here. I'd go slightly more traditional with it but would kill for identical setting too. thanks lad

>>15127759
I'm sorry to hear that anon. I kinda chuckle when seeing other anons trying to picture themselves living in mansions or on such huge plots that they could never maintain it themselves, but I do have soft spots for people with simple wishes like yours. You shouldn't blame your dad if he did his best and I do hope you'll once be able to buy back the house and live in it. You lost it once and you know its value now and by the looks of it it's pretty cozy, hope you manage to get it back

[Anonymous No.15127871]

>>15115149
>>15116448
Yikes, get ahold of yourself, zoomer. Play where? 15 square feet of lawn and I bet assholes whip that corner doing 45. Typical shithole Californian tract housing, probably goes for about $3million right about now too

[Anonymous No.15127925]

>>15127871
Holy shit those woods look comfy. Where is that?

[Anonymous No.15128130]

Im going to buy a block of land in sydney and self build out of recycled materials with the money left over.

[Anonymous No.15128147]

>>15128130
>try to buy a block of land in sydney
>instantly gets outbid by chinese investor

[Anonymous No.15128186]

half the houses posted itt are on luxuryestate.com. i really hope i can grab a nice comfy house before any of u linkfrens grab all of them.

[Anonymous No.15128202]

>>15127759
Looks like home. My Dad lost his job and house and we had to move out of state too, circa 2001. Wasn't really his fault though, it was always part of the (((plan))).

[Anonymous No.15128257]

>>15127925
My best guess is somewhere in PA, duckduckgo found it in gatewaylodge.com's wordpress media library.

[Anonymous No.15128321]

>>15112657
looks like nougat

[Anonymous No.15128830]

>>15115128
Longhouse is loooong.

[Anonymous No.15129343]

>>15124768
They love it. I'm not fucking chihuahuas up the ass, I'm screwing dogs that are large enough to be size-compatible.

[Anonymous No.15130165]

>>15127195
Depends on your timing. TBQPH right now I think you'd be fucked. We're arguably in a worse spot than in 2006.

My story:
>1997
>want to buy a house
>get offered a high paying job that would require endless travel
>buy condo instead
>four months later
>company collapses due to mismanagement
>get another high paying job on the other side of the metro area
>have to commute 45 minutes each way every day
>two months after that
>family of elephants moves in upstairs
>from 6am to 2am they are stomping around and bellowing
>can't sleep
>literally
>every time I start to fall asleep one of them gets up to go to the bathroom or some shit
>end up having to make a choice
>either go up there with my shotgun and murder them all or move
>decide I'm rich and can move
>buy house on other side of city
>move and sell condo
>barely break even on condo
>two years later
>major earthquake
>find out my house is literally two blocks away from a newly discovered fault line
>every house on top of that fault line is red-tagged as uninhabitable
>whew
>dodged a bullet, at least until the next major quake
>economy falls apart due to dot.com collapse
>lose my job
>can't find another one
>forced to sell house
>Greenspan inflates new bubble
>no one will hire me, lost old career entirely
>can no longer ever afford to live in Seattle again

And a friend's:
>2006
>Greenspan bubble has created a huge real estate boom
>housing prices shooting up everywhere
>they buy a house
>Florida
>top of the market
>2007 hits
>all the mortgage lenders start going bankrupt
>turns out the whole thing was a giant financial scam
>Florida real estate prices plunge off a cliff
>economy is fucked
>everyone is losing jobs
>they lose their jobs
>they lose their house

(to be continued)

[Anonymous No.15130283]

>>15130165 (continued)

>>15127195
So as I wrote: depends on your timing. TBQPH right now I think you'd be fucked. We're arguably in a worse spot than in 2006.

Today:
>2009
>obama gets shoveled into presidency because Bush was a retard
>Ben Shalom Bernanke ((((oy vey!)))) inflates yet another bubble
>housing prices THROUGH THE ROOF!!!
>all the people who bought rotting foreclosure properties in 2010 make out like bandits
>Florida slums turn into desirable investments again
>Trump gets into office
>sees all the structural problems in the economy
>knows we're fucked unless he can get Americans working again
>tries to stop terrorists from flying in as welfare leech "refugees"
>gets blocked by Hawaii Judge appointed by obama
>tries to stop H1-Bs from taking all the good-paying tech jobs
>gets blocked by "pro-business" Republicans and Dems
>tries to deport illegal immigrants
>gets blocked by illegal-vote-harvesting Dems and "pro-business" Republicans
>tries to stop China from mercantilist policies designed to destroy our economy
>gets blocked by more obama judges, "pro-business" Republicans, and Democrat sellouts
>Federal Reserve keeps jacking up interest rates until U.S. economy is on edge
>China economy is teetering on edge
>stock market is crashing
>recession indicators flashing
>Federal Reserve does one tiny rate cut as a "fuck you" to Trump
>probably going to lose 2020 election because Google wants to keep hiring more cheap H1-B labor
>only possibility of salvation is that literally every single Democrat candidate is insane
>wants to give free healthcare to illegal aliens
>wants to bring in shitloads of rapefugees
>housing sales and prices are starting to fall from peak

Yeah it's a great time to buy a house, Anon. :-/ In two years you'll have lost your downpayment, been foreclosed upon, and be living in a cardboard box.

[Anonymous No.15130355]

>>15130283
Thanks for the effort to post these. Some things are still illuminating on /biz
What are you doing now? Still in Seattle?
Did you change industries post .com crash?
I hoe that you have made out like a bandit in Crypto
Good luck anon, may your link stack get you that house

[Anonymous No.15130395]

[Anonymous No.15130478]

>>15110944
>>15127270
I agree people romanticise farming a lot. Friends of mine have a property with a seemingly huge number of chickens, ducks and guinea fowl, as well as a couple of bee hives. And of course vegetable gardens, fruit trees and flowers. They spend a lot of time looking after everything (as do the kids) but he has a full time job too and she works part time.
How accurate is it to say that making a commercially viable farm is what makes it hard? Their family could subsist on what they grow for a long time. Probably not indefinitely, but they’re definitely well set up and it’s not hugely stressful.

[Anonymous No.15130533]

>>15121261
>cold, autistic and boring
Sounds amazing tbqh

[Anonymous No.15130563]

>>15127759
beautiful house, looks extremely comfy/possibly haunted. Love it. Move back in some day.

[Anonymous No.15131019]

>>15130355
Thanks, kind Anon. I am doing ok. I had to leave the U.S. to find work, and discovered that it's amazingly easy to make and save money when one isn't being taxed to death by the U.S. government (yay for the Foreign Earned Income Exemption!). I did the math, and in Seattle I was literally paying over 50% of my income out to taxes. Where I am now, it's 12% and that includes the national health insurance scam that lets me go see incompetent quacks for a $10 copayment. But I can afford to go get real healthcare when I need it now, so it works out.

Yes, I bought some Bitcoin. I wish I'd bought more, but if the Asuka Prophecy comes true, I'll be just fine.

[Anonymous No.15131157]

>>15131019
Can you reveal which country you went to?

[Anonymous No.15131311]

Penthouse in NYC or Toronto Canada