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[Anonymous No.15102877]

Guilty pleasures thread
We're all biznessmen here meaning we try to save and invest as much as possible. But we don't live like monks in a monastery.
What do you spend money on even though you're well aware it's a complete waste, but you just don't care anyway?

I spend 130 bucks a month on a rock climbing gym membership and only go once, maybe twice a month.
I also spend about 50 dollars a month on weed (Its the only substance I consume, I funny ever drink alcohol).
I spend about 2k per year to travel.
And I also spend about 100 bucks a month going out with my girlfriend.
That's it. Other than bills, I don't spend on anything else. I even bring food from home for lunch to work with me to not spend 12 bucks a day eating out like most of my normie coworkers

[Anonymous No.15102890]

>>15102877
I drink a lot of kombucha and enjoy beef jerky

[Anonymous No.15102903]

>What do you spend money on even though you're well aware it's a complete waste, but you just don't care anyway
$3k a month on chainlink

[Anonymous No.15102908]

>>15102877
I drug myself on harmalas, DMT and viagra once a month and jerk off in a hyperspace bathtub for 10 hours straight.

I extract the harmalas and DMT myself so it's a pretty inexpensive indulgence honestly.

[Anonymous No.15102920]

>>15102877
Fast food. Restaurants. Alcohol. I literally dont cook for myself.

Quiting marijuana was the best financial decision i ever made

[Anonymous No.15102928]

>>15102908
this sounds based

[Anonymous No.15102944]

>>15102877
>$400/month on weed
>$50/month on vidjya gaems
>$50/month on fancy coffee
>$200/month taking care of my three cats
>$500/month buying dinner for my twink NEET husband
all worth it

[Anonymous No.15102951]

>>15102908
Are you the dragon dildo dude?

[Anonymous No.15102962]

>>15102877
I vape nicotine salts.

[Anonymous No.15102971]

>>15102908

Redpill me on hyperspace bathtubs

[Anonymous No.15102985]

Kratom and vaping plus occasional poker

[Anonymous No.15102992]

>>15102877
I'm addicted to vaping nicotine. That's really my only wasteful expense.

[Anonymous No.15102993]

>>15102944
>weed
>coffee
>video games
>twink
How have you not killed your self already loser

[Anonymous No.15103002]

>>15102962
>>15102985
well I guess I'm not the only one

[Anonymous No.15103016]

300-600 euros a month on hookers
I tryed tinder, got some matches but too autistic to know what to say to them, thats a waste cause I have a big dick, am fit and actually good at sex but never had a gf, so i keep fucking high end escorts once or twice a months
The worst part is most of the time I can't even cum so its actually a waste

[Anonymous No.15103028]

frugal in everything but groceries - fresh and high-quality meat/veggies

[Anonymous No.15103053]

50-100/mo on weed
4 faps a day

[Anonymous No.15103075]

22, making 70k this year, primarily thru a hands off e-commerce buisness/some other side jobs. living at home, have a degree but no student debt. living in a city with a very high cost of living.

-$100/mo on good tier gym membership
-$300/mo on dates/activities with significant other. was recently $0-100/mo but found someone i enjoy and don't mind spending some money on
-$500/mo on food, i eat out too much
-spending around 2k on travel this year

it's comfy bros. been putting all my money into crypto over the past few years too, feeling like I might make it in the next 18 months.

[Anonymous No.15103084]

>>15102877
>$60 a month on fast food
>$15 a month on some subscription that I'm barely using at the moment but keep thinking I'll get my shit together and start using

[Anonymous No.15103212]

fast food
as a millenial, my parents tried to instill delayed gratification as a virtue to live by. with the advent of internet, these values quickly diminished in the wake of free instant (as instant as internet was then) music, video, and games.
I cannot be bothered to wait a few minute drive home, after work, to get out of my car, search for a frozen dinner, wait 3 minutes, and then thank uncle sam for the freedom of wageslaving 9 hours a day to eat plastic noodles and milksauce - all while netflix shills their latest jew hit while blasting 5 seconds of unwanted ad out of my $40 speakers that I bought second-hand from a pawn shop that slid $5 to the heroin addict that jacked them from a fellow wageslave's open apartment via an open door in 90 degree weather trying to stay cool in a 15x15' wooden cage that he probably felt grateful to pay $600 a month because he's white like me and lives in the US like me and believes he's free like me.

link 1000k eoy or plan 's'

[Anonymous No.15103236]

how do you guys spend so much money on weed?

i went to the weed store and bought a disposable weed vapor pen for about 25 dollars.

it lasted me MONTHS. and i got high about once everyday.

take two puffs to get high. use it again the next day.

[Anonymous No.15103287]

>What do you spend money on even though you're well aware it's a complete waste, but you just don't care anyway?
Unironically chainlink

[Anonymous No.15103294]

>>15102951
No I'm the 2D wavy ripple succubus dude. I have some dragon dildos but I don't use them when I'm high because if I have a shitty dildo event it's hard to deal with when I'm high as fuck. Especially if the shit comes out when I'm in the tub.

>>15102971
I didn't even ever like taking baths until I discovered how sublime they feel when you're doped up on tryptamines. You feel like a fish person steering a submarine through 5-dimensional space. While you furiously extract sensations out of your dick you never knew were possible. Key thing to remember is your come reflex is completely suppressed on a high dose of psychedelics, so you're basically edging the whole time, on the precipice but you never get relief. You learn to relax and enjoy the ride and stop worrying about the destination.

[Anonymous No.15103306]

>>15103212
>because he's white like me and lives in the US like me and believes he's free like me.
Chill out Eminem

[Anonymous No.15103319]

>>15103294
>shitty dildo event
Isn't it by the nature of it always.... A shitty dildo event?

[Anonymous No.15103328]

>>15103236
Cringe and s o ypilled low t anon

[Anonymous No.15103339]

>>15102890
My nigga. What's your favorite flavors of Kombucha, and what's your favorite brand?
I had some jerky that was pretty nice recently desu

[Anonymous No.15103354]

link

[Anonymous No.15103415]

>>15103319
no, douching out your lower colon is very easy. As long as your shits are coming out solid, you can just do two or three quick rinses with a big syringe or a shower attachment and then the final stretch of your colon (about 9-10 inches) should be squeaky clean. Like you can stick a finger up there and it comes out clean and doesn't even smell like anything. Problem is when you've rinsed it out and have a dildo rammed up there but then some more shit comes round the bend and messes everything up. You can mess around with diet and timing to minimize the risk but you can never get it to zero.

So anyways yeah I don't ram dragon dicks up my ass when I'm tripping in hyperspace.

[Anonymous No.15103434]

>>15102908

>DMT
>10 hours
>doing anything while on DMT

nice try though

[Anonymous No.15103473]

Motorcycles and marijuana.

[Anonymous No.15103539]

>>15102944
400 a month on weed how?? 400 has gotta be at least 2 Oz.... You smoke 2 joints a day? Damn man you might have a problem

[Anonymous No.15103569]

>>15103236
I too have a vape pen, one cartridge costs 35 bucks and lasts me abt 2 months. But real weed is about 200 an Oz where I'm from. I said I spend 50 so I get 7 grams from that I have 7 joints. I smoke one every Friday and Saturday night so 8x a month

[Anonymous No.15103577]

>>15102877
Shiny fuckin rocks, they are absolutely useless in any practical sense but they do genuinely bring me joy. I don't spend too much maybe like 100-200 a month on them, i also like to give them as gifts to mostly my family, hoping to stock some up for my friends as well, jade is my favorite stone, there are 2 types of jade, nephrite and jadeite. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.15103585]

>>15103473
Nice bro what do you ride? I got a Suzuki GsxS1000 naked

[Anonymous No.15103609]

>>15103434
oral DMT and oral harmalas, e.g. pharmahuaca. Definitely possible to still do things so long as you're not peaking on a heroic dose.

You can actually dose pharmahuasca by smoking/vaping as well, with full MAOI inhibition the DMT will last hours in your system even when inhaled. I would do an initial oral dose, then supplemental vape hits every hour. Spend 10-20 minutes totally submerged in hyperspace, spend 40 minutes jacking off (still incredibly fucked up and wild visuals but not full hyperspace), repeat until I'm exhausted and the harmalas are wearing off.

[Anonymous No.15103615]

This is a big sur nephrite jade pebble that someone dived for out of jade cove, in big sur California, it cost me around 100$. Yes im that dumb yuppy who buys shiny Rocks from hippies.

[Anonymous No.15103629]

>>15103236
Seriously I dont fucking get it. You can only get so high. Literally. My pothead brother spends almost a $1k a month on pot and cant figure out why he's never able to save money.

[Anonymous No.15103636]

>>15103577
>>15103615
>shiny useless rocks
I too stack silver bullion!
Nah it's all good bro. Everyone has things they like that don't make sense to other people and don't have to. As long as you're not gong bankrupt or doing stupid shit for the sake of your rocks, who cares.
Time you enjoy wasting is not time wasted. Same for money. What's the point of hoarding every penny and living like a monk your who live when socialists are gonna steal it all and make you share anyway?

[Anonymous No.15103655]

>>15103609
You’ve posted about this stuff before, right? Last DMT bathtub post I saw on here mentioned jacking it to furry porn while machine elves splash around in the bath water on the edges of perception. Or there are at least 2 of you on this board??

[Anonymous No.15103666]

>>15103636
Fair enough. Yea, sad kek. That's the shit that makes me hope I never have kids, teach them how to work hard and be good people just so some slimey Jews can take advantage of them in some way. Hope God destroys the earth forreal this time.

[Anonymous No.15103668]

>>15103655
Yeah no that's me. I wish there was another anon who did this shit, we could swap hyperspace coordinates and have a synchronized wank sometime.

[Anonymous No.15103680]

>>15102908
DMT extraction guide because it is hard af to order proper root bark these days

[Anonymous No.15103692]

I ride a cbr929rr just started learning how to wheelie. Many good times ahead....probably

[Anonymous No.15103698]

>>15102962
my vape broke and i have been putting salts on rolling papers and taking bong rips... WOAH BUDDY thats a head rush.

[Anonymous No.15103750]

>>15103666
Naw that's the defeatist mindset. Have many kids and teach them to be based. That's what Im going to do. We all know (((they))) run the world, and someone's got to stop them. Who's it going to be, the room temperature IQ darkies who are pacified my welfare and basketball and have no car in the world other than those 2 things? It's gotta be the high IQ preferably white people. Unless someone does something about (((them))) it's only gonna get worse.

Also, you should have enough btc and stinky linkies stacked in order for your kids to not have to work for goldmanshekelsteinberg

>>15103692
Plastics are expensive and that's an old bike that parts won't be easy to get for. BTW when you fall, let go of the bike. I'm currently nursing a horrific dislocated elbow because I locked the front tire while panic braking and when I hit the ground I was still holding the bar so the inertia of my body pushed my upper arm ahead of my forearm. Could've been avoided if I just let go, but I had no time to react

[Anonymous No.15103771]

Just bought the trad rack OP. knocked out a 500fter last weekend.

[Anonymous No.15103785]

>>15102944
Yea I gave up weed because it was killing my portfolio, I’ll have plenty of time for gang when I retire at 30

[Anonymous No.15103790]

event tickets
spent about 15k-20k on tickets since 2017
have taken my friend to front row stanley cup game
another one to front row of endzone nfl game
bought some suite tickets to ufc 226
and a bunch of random concerts mlb nhl nfl and stuff like that

[Anonymous No.15103897]

>>15103790
Can I ask what's it like? I've always wondered what it's like to be one of those people who are willing to give $1,000 for a few hours, or more. My girlfriend and I go to US Open tennis in NYC every year, we spend 150 per ticket and it feels like a lot for one night, but I know that the people sitting Courtside are paying five grand. Are you just rich, or are you a middle-class person who simply likes Sports a lot and doesn't care?

[Anonymous No.15104104]

>>15103897
I started buying them after bitcoin took off and I sold some and had some extra cash
I couldn't justify buying a sports car or fancy watch so I took my friends and family to games
It's fun hearing the players talk and realize they're just people but have a crazy job
I love the drama around sports the highs and lows, the contracts, the business, the personalities
but it's not much different than regular seats just a treat to enjoy with people you like hang out with

[Anonymous No.15104158]

>>15103577
I take it you're going hiking all over the country when you make it.

[Anonymous No.15104302]

>>15102903
>it's a complete waste

[Anonymous No.15104337]

>>15103287
why does sergey look like a jedi? just add the robes and he would fit right into a star wars movie.
Like the movie, his dreams too are fictional, same as the chances of his coin rocketing, fictional

[Anonymous No.15104380]

>>15103577
I found a 50lb nephrite in a creek near me (well known for its nephrite specimens)
I was so stoked, hiked out 4 miles with it in my arms.

[Anonymous No.15104395]

>>15102877
I eat lunch out every day, buy two tall cans of beer on Saturday and pick up a couple cans of snus a week. Other than that I don't spend money outside of rent, utilities, gas or insurance.

[Anonymous No.15104405]

>>15102877

Wargaming models. I'm no super expert 10/10 painter, so while most people are surprised at how good I am, they don't ultimately care.

Also, it dries pussies up like the sahara. THe only people who give a fuck are old dudes who used to paint them as a child and fellow wargamers.

[Anonymous No.15104410]

>>15102890
>spending starbucks-tier money on something you can make at home for pennies

[Anonymous No.15104711]

>>15104158
Yea maybe. I have a dog, my family home needs a lot of fixing. It's on my list of priorities but not high. I have already hitch hiked a couple times around the u.s.

[Anonymous No.15104720]

>>15104380
That sounds pretty awesome. Post pics!!!