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15102330 No.15102330 [Reply] [Original]

>be me out shopping after work
>overhear an older woman say to her daughter "he's got a Dickdo"
>Daughter says "whats that?"
>woman says "it means his stomach sticks out further than his dick do"
>laughter

>> No.15102342
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>>15102330
>be me on a date
>about to get a blow job from a sexy babe
>pulled down my pants
>she laughed

>> No.15102348

>>15102330
Usually women aren't funny, but this got a soft chuckle outta me

>> No.15102377

>>15102330
That sounds like a nigger joke

>> No.15102381
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>>15102330
>look her straight in the face
>"you would be suprised what that dick do"
put your shoulders up, i use one simple trick. fuck people around you, if you don't know each other they basically don't exist. and if you know them and they are toxic - remove them from your life and focus on you.

>> No.15102872

>>15102342
Bet she still sucked it

>> No.15102888

>>15102381
>fuck people around you
That is rape sir

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>>15102330
btfo