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>What do you do?

>> No.15092208

>>15092159
a researcher

>> No.15092228

I pack boxes in a warehouse but I tell people I'm a Senior Logistics Director

>> No.15092232

>>15092159
I make it. I make it TONIGHT.

>> No.15092235

>>15092159
Full time translator
Part time Bartender

>> No.15092244

I work for a bunch of crypto projects as a PR specialist. Pretty chill.

What do you do fren

>> No.15092248

I am the creator of brofistcoin

>> No.15092258

>>15092235
Neat, what languages?

>> No.15092269
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15092269

>>15092159
Endure pain. At my job, free time and my dreams. I endure pain, always. Its what I do.

>> No.15092279

>>15092244
Anon how do I get paid to shitpost

>> No.15092292

>>15092258
Arabic - French - English - Spanish >>> Japanese.

And vice versa.

>> No.15092303

>>15092279
Gotta be good at it lol.
Start working for shit tier projects and work your way up, build up references as well and be confident. That's pretty easy because it's all text based 90% of the time

>> No.15092318

I fix things

>> No.15092327

>>15092248
Have sex already. You’re 30. You should be passing your genes to atleast 5 kids not playing Minecraft. I don’t care how kino it is this is non-negotiable.

>> No.15092341

>>15092244
So you hire shills? Cool, which projects do you shill for?

>> No.15092350

>>15092159
Retired and living off crypto gainz (29 y.o.)

>> No.15092357

>>15092350
i have 10k link can i bet like u in 3 years?

>> No.15092359

>>15092159
livestreamer and crypto trader

>> No.15092360

>>15092159
Nothing, I'm a 21yo neet alcoholic who got fired from wagecuck life and pay parents 400$ that I get from trading crypto so they don't kick me out.

>> No.15092382

>>15092269
I love the guys facial expressions in this
>>this hurts me more than it hurts you
Oh I'm a fucking nobody btw

>> No.15092398

Senior software engineer at a data recovery and cybersecurity firm

>> No.15092547
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15092547

>>15092248
Oh shit, I mined this gem back in the day.

>> No.15092562

I founded a chemical engineering firm that does things with hazardous materials. I talk on the phone and answer emails. Mostly I fish.

>> No.15092566

>>15092258
I meant the real brofistcoin

>> No.15092582

currently donate blood, will be donating sperm cuz im a chad. And then i'm receiving welfare benefits because fuck the system.

>> No.15092599

>>15092159
I'm just the guy who's going to blow the world's collective mind when the queen of England dies in October and then Hillary Clinton is elected president in 2020.

>> No.15092601

>>15092360
im 20, already paying m parents a bit so they dont kick me out, and just about to start wageing, pretty sure ill be in that exact position in a year

but desu if you can pay 400$ you can prob move out

>> No.15092754

>>15092582
>donate blood
>welfare
>"Chad"
anon, I..

>> No.15092792

>>15092159

build machine learning algorithms to track criminals.

>> No.15092882

>>15092228
Jej I did this for years.

>> No.15093481

>>15092601
I only make around 400 and I stop, When chainlink takes off and goes to 100 I'll have to sell some of my stack out of necessity so I'm gonna sell 250 of my 10k stack once it hits 100. If in the next 5 years I dont make it I'm either going to take all my crypto gains and live out of a truck with camper shell or an hero.

>> No.15093509

>>15092228
I'm unironically a logistics director, literally waging right now. It sounds fancy, but I basically babysit 30 niggers on forklifts. Or at least pretend to babysit them while I sit on /biz in my office.

>> No.15093527

I cosplay as a stable, responsible adult and they pay me because I do a pretty convincing job of it so they pay me well.
But deep down I'm a wizard just like you!

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15093537

>>15092601
Shits fucking with my mind.

>> No.15094116

>>15092341
I don't shill exactly lol, I sort out announcements, social media, that sort of thing. Some have tried to get me to shill on 4chan but I wouldn't do that to my bros

>> No.15094123

>>15094116
Patrick?

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15094126

I just be

>> No.15094129

>>15092159
Everything

>> No.15094144

Troubleshooting

>> No.15094165

>>15093537

Nice plugin

>> No.15094166

>>15092159
fapping to traps

>> No.15094177

>>15092159
I’m a busboy 12 hours a day for €8.72 a month. This is 100% true

>> No.15094217

>>15092159
I own a small promotion company (hire cuties to wear fancy logo clothing and take selfies with virgin males and promote tobacco, drinks, vape liquids). I mostly work thursday-sunday because that's when people go out and concerts happen. Monday-Wednesday I chill on biz, do udemy courses on sales and lurk around cryptos.

>> No.15094226

>>15092159
security analyst here, i get paid to smoke weed and browse biz

>> No.15094233

>>15094217
Do you ever bang your cuties O_o

>> No.15094234

>>15094123
No, but thanks for playing

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15094237

>whatever the fuck I want *jumps off building*

>> No.15094239

>>15092327
Why make people nervous about having kiddos. Last thing we need is more single moms.

>> No.15094248

>>15094233
I don't do such things I'm a professional. I don't pay them so well so I don't think most of them want to see me again but I don't care, they are not working construction to demand high payment, they are simply high quality promotion meat.

>> No.15094962

I'm 30 and I mop up blood in Operating theatres.

>> No.15094985

>>15092159
Enjoy my NEETbucks in misery

>> No.15094993

>>15092159
I try to get better. Make myself better and make Jesus proud.

>> No.15095012

>>15092599
Screenshot this. I have seen this timeline also.

>> No.15095018
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15095018

Institutional investment sales. Wallst

>> No.15095039

>>15094126
Those GNU recursive algorithm feels

>> No.15095125

I do sales it’s a pretty comfy job get to learn a lot about how people think and react. I’ll be starting a couple biz when chainlink takes off

>> No.15095272

>>15092159
I spend 2 hours every day here fudding link, or fabricating evidence that Sergey is a pedophile and releasing it to the media.

>> No.15095329

I make excuses for a pharmaceutical company

>> No.15095345

>>15092159
mostly an Excel jockey, pays well

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15096299

i'm in digital assets management