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I’m in despair anons — my girlfriend recently asked about marriage, kids and about my crypto... what should i do anons..

>> No.15079408

>>15079405
please....stop....i'm in despair over these low quality shitposts....

>> No.15079409

>>15079405
get a younger one, look up di caprio

>> No.15079413

>>15079405
Obvious redflag. Sell girlfriend immediately

>> No.15079485

Hmmm fuck her anus
so she sthink u have kids
also buy some eth ftm coti eoy x3 ;)

>> No.15079497
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15079497

Buy Mitx and hold. Then you can be proud to tell her

>> No.15079498
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15079498

>>15079405
You realize this was all a dream and you don't have a girlfriend. You are just a poorfag larping in your dream to escape your current situation. Fortunately you still have your 0.3 BTC and wonder how you would make it. You read about altcoins and invested in COTI.

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15079508

>>15079405
i dont have a gf

>> No.15079521
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15079521

Silently buy and hold Bpro.
Tel her in 2 months you had it all along. Open your wallet and enjoy the 200x gains

>> No.15079568

>>15079405
If you're under 30 then it's time to short your relationship anon. Until you are where you want to be in life, most women are only in the way.

>> No.15079919
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15079919

COTI is an amazing buy right now. Bottomed out, good news coming out soon, and multiple leaks about big partnerships such as Visa. Definetely a good choice to get now

>> No.15080157

Fuck her in the ass and sell your children to buy more crypto. Get some bitcloud and hpb. They will make you rich boys

>> No.15080175

>>15079508
>somebody drew this

>> No.15081013
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15081013

Girls are not worth it, especially marriage. Don’t know about your holdings but I hold Fantom and ETH, staked on xFutures. Public staking is coming soon, check it out anon. Don’t invest in women ;)

>> No.15081036

>>15079413
This
Short this shit right now unless you wanna be a loser in 2021

>> No.15081221

>>15080175
all of us feel this

>> No.15081246

>>15079405
You dont have a gf

>> No.15081258

>>15079405
Marry crypto, kill the gf, fuck the kids

>> No.15081259

>>15079508
What the fuck even is that?

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15081273

>>15079405
at least you have a gf

>> No.15081275

>>15081259
The last known work of Elliot Rogers