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>Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a shit
>Some guy takes the stall next to me
>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes blockchain middleware
>He doesn't respond
>Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder
>He says "not really"
>Ask him if he's heard of chainlink
>He says "No"
>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>Instantly regret it
>Say "Sorry"
>He doesn't respond
>Feel really bad
>Hold a chainlink shirt under the stall as a peace offering
>He doesn't take it
>Tell him to take it
>He says no
>Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave
>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise and hand him the chainlink shirt
>See him come out
>Say "I just want to apologise"
>He says "Fuck off"

>> No.15060015

>>15060001
What in the fuck did I just read

>> No.15060051
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>>15060001
Lmao looks like someone went outside today.

>> No.15060053

Now that's a quality post
Fucking lost

>> No.15060067

>>15060015
It's a callback to an earlier thread. These callbacks always make me smile

>> No.15060070

>>15060001
Kek

>> No.15060075

*BANG BANG BANG*
ayooooooo this nigga taking a dookie!

>> No.15060087

>>15060001
Lol, Ok this is actually pretty funny.

>> No.15060153

>>15060001
why were you carrying around an extra chainlink shirt with you

>> No.15060180

>>15060153
part of my EDC

>> No.15060199

>>15060001
>Ask him if he's heard of chainlink
>>He says "No"
>>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>>Instantly regret it
>>Say "Sorry"
Lost it here. Nice one bro.

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15060208

>>15060001
>off by one

>> No.15060237

>Sitting down in an public toilet cubicle taking a shit some grunting in stall next door
>Squeeky disembodied voice suddenly and without warning asked if i liked blockchain middleware
>I ignore the pickup lines and dont respond
>He keeps repeating the same line over and over getting more frantic and louder
>Forced to reply "not really" as I frantically think how Im going to get out in one piece
>Then voice starts talking about chainlin or whatever in an attempt to sweet talk me or something
>He Im forced to reply no
>Retard then starts smashing the side of the wall of the stall that he's in with vigour Im getting really concerned
>Instantly regret going for a shit
>Retard starts repeating "Sorry" while banging on stall wall
>Im terrified to respond
>Feel claustrophobic and scared Im going to get chopped up by a serial killer
>Suddenly and silently shoves a chainlin t shirt under the stall - I cant move Im terrified
>I cant take the t shirt its covered in piss
>Disembodied voice threatens me to take t shirt
>I say no Im going out of my mind
>Retard pulls chain and shuffles about then leaves stall and positions himself outside my stall I can hear the heavy breathing
> After 5 mins I thinbk hes gone and come out but hes there heavy breathing it seems he tries to smother me with the chainlin t shirt I panic run and tell him to fuck off
>Report incident to security and hr who tell me they have him on cctv and have called the police

>> No.15060254

bump this, lol

>> No.15060278

>>15060237
Hahahaha

>> No.15060295

>>15060001
Based and Sergey pilled

>> No.15060321

>>15060001
Bump

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>>15060001
top kek

>> No.15060363

wow its like you guys don't even browse this place 24/7 and vaguely remember every post ever made

>> No.15060651
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>>15060001
Anon. You are an inspiration to us all. I haven't left the house in 16 months.

>> No.15060661

>>15060208
would pic related actually work?

>> No.15061718

>>15060001
proofs?

>> No.15062613

>>15060001

The best part about these stories are some of them are actually true.

>> No.15062624

>>15060001
Back in my days guys like you talking in the John ment you were light in your loafers
t. Oldhead codemonkey CySec

>> No.15062985

>>15060075
based

>> No.15063039

>>15062624
I'm not much of a baker but I got a cousin named John

>> No.15063063

>>15060015
pasta adjusted for link
kekd

>> No.15063067

>>15060001
Now repeat this process for OTO cash

>> No.15063758

bump