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[Anonymous No.15058613]

You find yourself in an enclosed room with Donald Trump. Nobody else is here. There are no cameras or microphones. Nobody knows you are here.

You are also given the power of teleportation.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.15058659]

>>15058613
start testing my teleportation ability.
Is it multi use? What part of me teleports? Can I teleport someone else?
Can I teleport something to me?

[Anonymous No.15058660]

>>15058613
ur mom

[Anonymous No.15058673]

>>15058613
offer my teleportation services for a hefty fee.
???
profit.

[Anonymous No.15058683]

>>15058659
Yes you can teleport things and people.

[Anonymous No.15058702]

>>15058613
Offer to teleport him out AFTER he tweets about REN in a positive light so I can finally make some gains. or maybe i would force him to buy 100m REN with his fortune so that the value would go up.

[Anonymous No.15058742]

>>15058683
Does it copy an object then delete the old one or form a rift in space time?
Oh god am I dying and being reborn with every teleport?
Oh no I dont want to die how do i test this

[Anonymous No.15058760]

>>15058742
rift

[Anonymous No.15058763]

Shake his hand.

[Anonymous No.15058769]

>>15058613
Ask him why he freed king kike Shalom Rubashkin

[Anonymous No.15058810]

>>15058613
Thank him for his wonderful service to the country, shake his hand, then teleport home so i can jack off.

[Anonymous No.15058816]

>>15058760
Ok time to start figuring out how it works.
I'd do open source research on how rift forming works. Post youtube videos with IPFS / BCH memo posts about the rifting ability.
The people have a right to know.

[Anonymous No.15058821]

>>15058613
I'd unironically fuck him, I love him.

[Anonymous No.15058832]

Would start the cheapest and fastest delivery company ever using my teleportation powers

[Anonymous No.15058849]

Shake his hand and say Thank you, then Teleport myself to Antartica to see the wildlife

[Anonymous No.15058860]

>>15058832
Or the most expensive delivery company
Rack in loads of money instantly delivering sensitive packages for millionaires and billionaires

[Anonymous No.15058874]

>>15058613
have a serious discussion about his plans for making israel great again

[Anonymous No.15058875]

Teleport him to Putin's bed while Putin is asleep, take a picture, and black mail them both to endorse Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.15058890]

Tell him that we finally have the teleportation technology to complement his uncle’s time machine

[Anonymous No.15058927]

*unzips katana*
*teleports behind him*
heh, nothing personal prez

[Anonymous No.15059028]

>>15058927
*teleport in*
*BLOCK KATANA*
*teleport you to ocean*
*leave you*

[Anonymous No.15059045]

how many linkies do you hold, sir?

[Anonymous No.15059147]

>>15058613
I cuck him with ivanka

[Anonymous No.15059216]

id use my teleportation powers to create the best travel insta there is

itd start w a photo of me on mars

id also explore the solar system

and play with a lot of alien titties

[Anonymous No.15059248]

>>15058613
I would teleport him and I to Mexico City and sell him to the cartel. I would become the most respected gringo in Mexico and piss Israel the fuck off.

[Anonymous No.15059960]

>>15058613
>teleport behind him
"what would you have me do, my liege?"

[Anonymous No.15060112]

>>15058613
I'll shake hands with the president and congratulate him. MAGA

[Anonymous No.15060141]

>>15058613
leave and teleport him bags of mcdonalds daily

[Anonymous No.15060170]

>>15058927
Reported to fbi enjoy prison

[Anonymous No.15060196]

>>15058613
Teleport Trump into the Kremlin, teleport Putin to Venezuela, Madura to Beijing then Xi into the White House. Then I’d ask why no one has seen any of them in a Mongolian Throat warbling forum, be called fake & gay, but nevertheless be hailed as a prophet as the news leaked

[Anonymous No.15060355]

>>15058613
>teleport behind him
>omae wa mou shindeiru

[Anonymous No.15060474]

I kick this assholes behind. He fucked us in crypto so fuck him.