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So whats the easiest way to end my life ?

>> No.1505514

>>1505492
Helium exit bag. Put the radio on and drift off into a gentle sleep.

>> No.1505578

>>1505492
go on tor and hire a hit on yourself

>> No.1505695

>>1505492
Maybe it'll bounce back in the pre market session tomorrow.

>> No.1505773

Fuark dead cat bounce maybe? Fuck it I'm all in tomorrow morning, thanks op

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1505807

I will like me in your will please

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>>1505492

holy shit

>> No.1505874

>>1505492
Baby's first stock crash?

>> No.1506002

>>1505492
I can think of a few legitimate reasons to kill yourself, money ain't one of them

>> No.1506004

>>1505492
83% loss........

damn. maybe we're not all gonna make it.

>> No.1506404

Should I buy this up now then?

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>>1505492

>> No.1506419

>>1505492
>he trades biotech

Serves you right you piece of shit

>> No.1506500

>>1505578
>>go on tor and hire a hit on yourself

This got me thinking...could you be arrested for trying to hire a hitman to kill yourself? Would this be considered attempted murder or attempted suicide?

>> No.1506506

>>1506500
Let's find out