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15047830 No.15047830 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren't you using dating apps to find a sugar mama? Set the age range to 40+ & find yourself a financially stable divorcee. They enjoy the sex more, flip you loot & even make you pancakes.
Flip the paradigm, this is how you short women /biz/bros...
How you make money from fuck prostitute...

>> No.15047862
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15047862

Great idea for young guys who don't want the bullshit of younger girls while they are making it.

Any Asians milfs on Tinder. I would go even to 50 for Asians

>> No.15047872

I’ll take women with their tubes tied that you can creampie twice in a session for 500$, Alex.

>> No.15047876

>>15047830
flip your loot KEK.

Delete this thread. Buy Otocash. Asian chicks love that.

>> No.15047904

holy fucking shit i didn't think of this.

>> No.15047910

>>15047876
Sorry Ranjooosh, 'flip you loot' is American slang for 'give you money'
That extra r really gave you away, even more than the curry stain around your mouth & the fecal matter under your fingernails.

>> No.15047927

>>15047910
He gets doody nuggets in his food because they eat their meals with the same hand they use to wipe. Disgusting people, disgusting country. They should be embarrassed.

>> No.15047940

>>15047927
How much better the world would be if India & Pakistan wiped each other off the map.
Its win-win really

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15047947

But seriously folks...
I know her elbows are kinda pointy, but go for it. It's easy money

>> No.15047953

>>15047940
No more corpse water, no more telephonic harassment scams, no more street shitting...

One can dream.

>> No.15047958

>>15047862
Asian whores don't hit 50, anon. One day they're 37; they get up the next day and they're 82. It is fucking uncanny. Their shelf life is minimal. On the plus side, they never get menopause.

>> No.15047965

Can you pound me too hard abd do they say “not so rough, you’re hurting me”?

>> No.15047974

Pound them too hard**

Freudian slip.

>> No.15047988

>>15047947
Imagine being 50+ and still trying to be a part of that scene. Not saying I wouldn't do it, because I have, but man a person like that just has to be unfulfilled in life. I'll be 29 this year and I really hope by 40 I'm over that shit.

>> No.15048016

>>15047947
>oh anon... we can't go to my place, tyrone has a match tomorrow, you do have a place, right ?

>> No.15048021

>>15047974
They can take dick, I have a big fat dick & have pounded them as disrespectfully hard as possible & they still scream fuck me harder. For some reason they get bent if you dont start slow though, gotta work up to it.
Protip: keep her ass on the edge of the bed & your feet on the floor so you can use your legs to jump up & fuck them as hard as you can. It's a job like any other, you'll sweat & maybe have to fake some orgasms - but it's better than a lot of jobs out there.

>> No.15048035

>>15048016
Wrong bitch, go for the one who's buying tickets to NFL games & the plane ticket & the hotel....
Stay away from hairstylists at all costs

>> No.15048053

>>15047988
Divorcees go fucking bananas for about a year or so after they break up, some take it out on any young cock they can get their hands on

>> No.15048229

>>15048021
I’m turning 34 in a few months and my mom is worried I haven't gone on a single date yet.

>> No.15048269

>>15048021
Nigger detected

>> No.15048476

>>15047830
This shit is nothing new, but the term is not sugar mama tho, it is Cougar: this ladies do not want to be nobody's mama, but a "lover". There are cougar platforms out there.

>> No.15048511

How do I talk to these women without sounding autistic? The only people above 40 I ever talk to are related to me. I wouldnt know how to hit on a 40 year old and make them wet beyond just basic bitch compliments. I dont lift so ive gotta be a smooth talker.

>> No.15048516

>>15047947

>being a roasting @ 51

O I m laff n

>> No.15048517

>>15048476
found the virgin

>> No.15048545
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15048545

>>15047830
"Pull down your pants and play with your cock and balls for mommy."

>> No.15048549

>>15048511
The same as anyone else. Tell them they're pretty / have a good body. Sounds forward but at 45+ they're dying to be told they have a good body.

>> No.15048556

>>15047830
I'm a legit millionaire who made it off ETH. Why bother with dating apps? I ignore women and every few months go to Thailand or Hong Kong for a few weeks and fuck bar girls.

>> No.15048567

>>15048021

bet you keep your socks on whilst banging you fucking cretin

>> No.15048582

>>15048567
kek

>> No.15048594

>>15048556
What coins do you own now?

>> No.15048601
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15048601

Lol short women by getting a sugar mama.

>sugar mama doesnt return my texts
>says shes no longer interested
>back to wagecucking

Pic related. Your doing it wrong.

>> No.15048691

>>15048517
married virgin father of two

>> No.15048732

>>15048594
Link, BTC and ONE

>> No.15048810

How do you get cash out of them? It seems like they'd mostly be good for shopping trips where they buy you things, especially clothes, but I really need money.
I'm in the black with no debt, but I want to build up a buffer so that I don't have to micromanage my grocery purchases. It's not good for my blood pressure.

Middle-aged asian women keep calling me handsome, so there's that.

>> No.15048823

>>15047947
She may be 51 but probably wouldn't fuck the majority of this board

>> No.15048836

>>15048053
There should be a JUST DIVORCED app to capitalize on this

>> No.15048841

>>15047958
t. karl pilkington

>> No.15048844

>>15048732
Based

>> No.15048847

>>15048810
I've been called handsome by middle aged asian women too and it's pretty nice feeling desu

>> No.15048906

>>15048545
kek
how did the guy who made those go to family friendly comedy guy

>> No.15048964

>>15047830
+ better sex
+ buy you shit
- more std
- ankward going around together

>> No.15048976

But for the average Pazaesh on this board, why not.

>> No.15048978

>>15047830
because I make more than a 40+ roastie?

>> No.15049015
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15049015

i met a jewish mommy on tinder, we already went on 2 dates. which is great cause ive never been on an actual date with a girl. she always pays for drinks too

in the beginning it felt a bit annoying but now that we know each other a bit it's really chill

i think i hit the jackpot guys

>> No.15049062

>>15049015
gorillion

>> No.15049072

>>15049015
Jackpot = OTOCash not milfs.

>> No.15049106

>>15049015
Did you fug her?

>> No.15049119
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15049119

>>15047830
>Sugar mamma
This is barely a thing anymore. Thanks to pathetic fucking beta boys, pussy inflation is so high that these whores charge money for pussy you couldn't give away for free 20 years ago.

>> No.15049137

>>15047830
Or find yourself a beta male who is willing to be used as a paypig by other guys. I have met a few guys who have used me as their personal paypig for differing amounts of time.

>> No.15049141

>>15049119
Pussy inflation so low since I started holding OTO

>> No.15049151

>>15049106
not yet, but i like it that way

>> No.15049777

>>15049151
Don't wait too much or she'll think you're beating around the bush and dump you. You should take her to your apartment the next date or you might lose her.

>> No.15049794

>>15049777
Checked

>> No.15049796

>>15047830
Because i dont fuck women that other guys have fucked

>> No.15049832

>>15049796
>Because i dont fuck women
ftfy

>> No.15049868 [DELETED] 
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15049868

imagine thinking fucking 45+ year old pussy is a good idea...3 months into the relationship and you'll have pic related..does she have kids? want to meet her 23yr son?
kik

>> No.15049902

>>15048964
- can't have children

>> No.15050027

>>15049902
+ can't have children

>> No.15050056

>>15049137
What do you get out of that? Where does the satisfaction on your side come from? Srsly curious

>> No.15050073

>>15050056
Over time, my desire to be used by others has grown. Even more humbling when it's another male using you.

>> No.15050087

>>15048841
First thing that came to mind when I read his post lmao

>> No.15050120

>>15050073
I see. Does it make a difference if it is an online-only arrangement or you actually know the person?

>> No.15050126

>>15050120
Irl is more exciting of course, but the bulk of it is online due to distance and privacy

>> No.15050258

>>15049151
Wtf dude get that khazar milkers. But for fucks sake don't you dare to breed her

>> No.15050336

>>15048567
Real men fuck with their socks on.
Bonus points if shirt also still on

>> No.15050369

>>15048035
Why avoid hair stylists?

>> No.15050389

>>15047830
sorry anon. she aint real

>> No.15050703

>>15047830
Because the only one with active people is Tinder and I'm banned from the both email and phone number because I asked a girl if she wanted to have sex with me.

>> No.15050843

>>15047947
She still cute

>> No.15051110

>>15050126
send eth little piggy, and i might send you a video of my girlfriend screaming YOUR name as I fuck her MULTI KEK MINDFUCK do you understand boy?
0x8a6Ab1AA3382f0dD53D52a0372F7c09aCa6d019c

>> No.15051123

>>15047958
lol fake news

>> No.15051128

>>15051110
cuck cuck c u c k lol senpai

>> No.15051144

>>15047958
white roastie cope

>> No.15051194

>>15047947
good idea op but no fucking way she looks like that in daylight or even real life.
I was fucking this 45 yo milf for like a year and a half, about as hot as they can realizticallly be as she was some bike racer. Huge legs and nice ass. Legit thought she was 30 first tine we fucked lolz. I was creaming her every time till I found out she was married. Kek.
I got more stories if you care

>> No.15051221

I got a 42 year old milf with two kids in their 20's, pregnant. She kept the baby and had it, and it came out with birth defects. I was 19 at the time.

She didn't ask for child support, because she knew it would ruin me. She does occasionally ask me to visit my son. I can't bear to, since he is retarded and developmentally disabled. This is my darkest secret.

Even my family doesn't know I made a retard baby with an old woman.

>> No.15051233

>>15051221
Dad, I'm not retarded. I wish you would buy LINK and make Big Mac memes with me.

>> No.15051255

>>15051233
LOL, will not lie you got me

>> No.15051493

>>15051221
That's really sad all around. How old is he?

>> No.15051762

>>15051221
how the fuck is that even possible?
i thought all woman above 40 are safe to fuck without the need to worry about pregnancy

>> No.15051783

>>15051221
Orbit. Nicely done, fren. What bags do you hold?

>> No.15051834

>>15051493
He's 10 now, and in special ed classes. He doesn't know I'm his dad. His mother introduced me as her 'friend'.

He's got a fucked up ear and a disfigured face and some serious speech impediments, combined with low IQ learning disability shit. I guess his heart is also fucked up, and his doctor says he will need surgery soon when he goes into puberty. The only bright side is that he doesn't seem to understand that he is suffering, and that he enjoys pokemon games a whole lot.

>>15051762

Women can get pregnant until menopause, which can happen as lat as their mid 50's. While they are less fertile than in their 20's and early 30's, it is still entirely possible for a woman in her 40's to get pregnant.


>>15051783

I am 75% in BTC, with some ETH and TRAC on the side.

>> No.15051870

>>15049868
sauce

>> No.15051880

>>15048567
my feet get cold i leave them on

>> No.15051913

>>15051870
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b93eff763914

>> No.15051929

>>15049868
why would you pass up the chance to tell her 23 yr old son you literally fucked his mom?

>> No.15051932
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>>15048021
based manwhore

>> No.15051946

>>15049902
You really want that in your bloodline

>> No.15051954

>>15049015
does she like breathplay

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15051972

thanks anon

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15051978

This thread is bad, and all the posters ITT should feel bad.

>> No.15051993

>>15051834
I'm dying

>> No.15051997

>>15047830
Based and Benjamin Franklin pilled
https://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html

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15052050

>>15051233

>> No.15052053

>>15049796
T. Virgin incel

>> No.15052061

>>15047988
Imagine ever trying to be part of that scene because television and movies have convinced you that’s where you’re supposed to be.
No wonder normalfags are so poor. Wage slaving their lives away and living for the weekend so they can go to the club.

>> No.15052073

>>15048556
>every few months go to Thailand or Hong Kong for a few weeks and fuck bar girls
Why? You're telling me that you made it, and that you're using that power to go to bug territory and fuck bug people? What is wrong with you dude? Must be larping desu.

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15052120

>big titted 40+ secretary at my workplace divorced
>She starts chatting me up and always tries to get me to stay and talk while I'm trying to get one foot out the door
>tfw I missed out on some big ol milkers because of my concentrated autism

This was a year ago, I still think about it

>> No.15052133

>>15047830
how the fck did I never think of this
Gonna go try it now OP thanks

>> No.15052152

>>15051834
dude it doesn´t cost anything to spend time with someone you will hate yourself for not even view him as a human being.

i can guarantee you that will haunt you some day when youre old and your brain will fuck with you realtime

>> No.15052171

>>15051834
You should be ashamed of yourself, Atleast have the decency to give your son a chance. Don’t be some deadbeat that isn’t gonna claim he is yours

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>>15051221
This is my greatest fear about hooking up with middle aged women.
F.

>> No.15052201

>Made a profile age 55
>Stated that I'm actually <35
>Bang MILFs and GILFs every other weekend

It still shocks me that the tightest pussy I've had was from a 68 year old.

>> No.15052216

>>15051834
That's fucked up man, at least spend more time with him. And you can get the milf to empty your balls on the reg

>> No.15052260

>>15052201
1. That's disgusting.
2. Did you need lube
3. Would you do it again

>> No.15052288

>>15052260
1. no u

2. No (uncut)

3. Yes and have. Something about that snatch is addicting and throat fucking some broad after taking out her gums is just decadent pleasure.

>> No.15052348

>>15052073
What's the alternative? Spending ten times that amount for a white 6 with cellulite and a poorly disguised bad attitude?
How can you post on /biz/ and not understand the concept of "more bang for your buck"?

>> No.15052369

>>15052201
lol my friend and i used to do this but jfc man never 60+

>> No.15052374

>>15048229
She's right to be worried. She's been worried for a long time. Where are her grandchildren?

>> No.15052397

>>15052152
>>15052171
Protip: when people are waggling their finger at you, that usually means you made the right call for you.
I don't see the peanut gallery here volunteering to raise your son. That's apparently your precious privilege.

>> No.15052425

>>15051762
No, they're not 100% infertile until menopause. However all the eggs a woman will ever have are present at birth, and they deteriorate with age. This means that at 45 years old the chance of pregnancy that doesn't self terminate too early to have noticed is extremely lowered. The chance that any kid that does make it will be deformed is much higher. The only time an otherwise normal woman is 100% infertile for sure is after menopause since another egg will NEVER be made accessible to sperm. There have been extreme cases of 60 year old women getting pregnant and having a healthy baby. This will almost never happen because
>usually menopause happens by then
>the eggs are just too bad by then for it to work
>her body is too old to carry a child even if the fetus itself is not fucked up
But it isnt impossible

>> No.15052470

>>15051834
Play Pokemon with your boy anon. Hes not intelligent, not handsome, and not healthy- but he is a human being who can feel and he is your son. He wont live forever, he is likely to die before you do. You can bring joy to his life and he can bring joy to you still with his love for you and bond. Please dont abandon your child. I wish I had my dad growing up, I miss him so much even though the last time I saw him I was 5. I think about the little bits of experience with him i remember and it hurts so much that I lost that for the rest of my life. Dont underestimate how important it is to all human beings to have a dad, their actual dad, with them.

>> No.15052491

>>15048836
That's ingenious. Someone get on this.

>> No.15052494

>>15051194
proceed

>> No.15052502

>>15047910
I've never heard flip you loot, is that a Midwest thing?

>> No.15052512

>>15047830
But I am anon
I am meeting 47yo sugar mama tomorrow, wish me luck

>> No.15052543

>>15052397
>dont take responsibility for your actions
You are either a kike, nigger or virgin incel. Whatever the case off yourself.

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>>15051233

>> No.15052577

>>15052348
Or you could use your high status to actually chase women in their prime age/slightly before, have full access to prime years and also be able to influence their diet/exercise to maintain their body. Find a more conservative young white girl whose number one goal is to have a family, woo her and her parents, marry her and have kids that you can easily afford. Having kids with tons of money literally makes the only stress involved be the intellectual task of raising successful adults- which imo seems like an amazing gift, the ability to shape a person and help them grow, show them the world and teach them all you know, imbue them with tools to be happy and successful and carry on all you have done and believed, and then as you pass have your family around you who will remember you and love you. How can fucking whores in Thailand compare

>> No.15052628

>>15047830
>Set the age range to 40+
then you getting 50+
older women, offered the tiniest of cracks to squeeze in a lie about their age, are not going to let the opportunity slip by unused. That bitch in OP is 50 as well btw, still tidy tho. Just not so much so in daylight, maybe

>> No.15052685

>>15051221
Damn. Please don't ever reproduce again

>> No.15052816

>>15051913
ty

>> No.15052863

>>15052288
>2. No (uncut)
Yer a virgin, Harry.

>> No.15052880

>>15052543
I'm the opposite of a skype. Take a guess.

>>15052577
The guy's a millionaire. At a 5% return on stock investments, reinvesting 2.5% to retain value and withdrawing 2.5%, he could have an income of 25K per year.

Divide that by four if you have a 1950s style non-working housewife and two children, and you get $6250 to spend on yourself per year. That's roughly $125 per week. I take it for granted that not being someone's employee is a goal any self-respecting man would prioritize.

How can fucking whores in Thailand compare?
They can satisfy all your basic urges, even for companionship, since their culture doesn't make very clear distinctions between being attracted to people or to money. In non-individualist cultures people adapt their personalities to fit their jobs or roles. This is doubly true of women.

But more to the point, he can coast on that and accumulate more money and do everything you said at a later age. He's not going to marry well if he marries before his prime. Look at Trump: he does better every time. But a millionaire doesn't necessarily have the funds for multiple divorce settlements. Why not get it right the first time, at around age fifty, as at least a millionare three times over?

>> No.15052963

>>15052201
Did you state your exact age in your profile?

>> No.15053004

>>15047862
she looks older than 50 lmao the fuck

>> No.15053043

>>15047830
omg

>> No.15053159

>>15050369
>Why avoid hair stylists?
Because they are usually poor & have crazy baggage.
Go for professionals with money, preferably ones that married young, were abused by a conman & waited for their youngest kid to turn 18 before filing for divorce.
Easy money.

>> No.15053220

>>15052470
Are you retarded too?

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>>15047947

>> No.15053344
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15053344

Rate my sugar momma boys. She's 47, has a kid of 8 and 13 years old, divorced a year ago and never really asks for any attention. Whenever I want to fuck, which isn't that often (like once per few months), she's up for it.

>> No.15053372

>>15053344
because she is banging five other fckbois like u

>> No.15053389

>>15053344
How do you go about finding and meeting up with these women? I've got an attractive face and can pass for like 22 but I gained weight. Do you have to be somewhat /fit/ you think or should I start hitting up these broads now? Help me out man.

>> No.15053407

>>15053344
hot

>> No.15053415

>>15053344
Nice, does she buy you vacations & pay your bills? If so 11/10.

>> No.15053484

>>15053389
i went on tinder and changed my age to 44

>> No.15053601

>>15053484
why tho you can change the age range you're looking for in the settings?

>> No.15053989

>>15053372
She does sometimes, not often (she's very open about it), but always with condom. She also tests herself for std's. I'm the only one that can fill her up without condom if I keep fucking her regularly (she doesn't like to fuck every week either, so that's a good match with me). She had already have her menopause, so no chance of knocking her up.

>>15053389
I found her at a bar, usually for the age of 20~30. I actually mistook her for being around 35 first and saw her looking at me and just decided to go for it. My buddy (we're both 25) hooked up with her friend, who is 38.

>>15053415
She doesn't. She isn't rich or anything, but just financially stable. I can go to her house to have a meal and fuck afterwards, up to me if I want to leave after that or stay for the night there.

She doesn't want me to go down on her either, which I don't mind either, I just want to fuck. She does give me BJs though.

>> No.15054056

>>15048556
Based. I did this last year and plan on doing it again in a few months. I've been building up a stable of women in Bangkok, Pattaya, and the Isaan region that I'll fuck at no cost when I go back.

>>15052577
Lol he said that he is a millionaire, not a politician or Instagram influencer.
Money !=Status

>> No.15054136

>>15048810
Women in general will buy you things if they can. I dated a stripper that used to buy me everything, and also dated a chemist who paid for my vacations. A girl I know at work is obsessed with a deadbeat fisherman who sleeps with her friends and had a baby with another girl recently. She saves her money to take him on vacations and get banged out. She told me what she thought was a funny story about how he stole her car and wrecked it, and that’s why she has a bus pass now. Women will put up with anything and do anything for you if you give them tingles and don’t really need them. It’s a catch 22. If you want them you can’t have them, if you don’t they won’t leave you alone.

>> No.15054188

>>15047988

you do realize there are other night venues besides cheap hipster bars with $2 beers and loud ear bleeding music full of sweaty college kids and immigrants right?

open floor plan looks like an upscale comfy lounge, perfect place for milfs

>> No.15054283

>>15048567
>Taking your socks off for no reason.

Weird kink, son.

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I'm not so sure about this.

>> No.15054379

>>15053344
Why do these women become trainwrecks?

>> No.15054384

>>15051834
Dont listen to these dumb dumbfucks anon.

Find a girl closer to your age are creampie her every chance you get. The time to start your real family is now.

>> No.15054386

>>15054308
maximus keksimus

>> No.15054400

>>15054308
Might be her but 20years earlier.

>> No.15054419

>>15054308
she will definitely cut your dick off in the middle of the night when she dreams about you cheating on her with your coworker

>> No.15054430

>>15054136
>Women will put up with anything and do anything for you if you give them tingles and don’t really need them

That never made sense to me and it's one reason why I despise women as a whole.

>> No.15054432

>>15054379
That’s a tranny. Look at the hands and the jaw. You are being rused.

>> No.15054443

Im ugly and shirt tf kind of wuestion is that

>> No.15054490

>>15047947
I see you dj-ing in the background Sergey. get back to work

>> No.15054498
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15054498

ITT s󠀀oyboys

SAD!

>> No.15054507

>>15054430
Women need male guidance and initiative in life in order to give shape to their personality. That’s why they take on the politics and hobbies of the men they love, and it’s also why they act like you’re killing them when you break up. In a sense you are killing them, or at least their identity. When you realize what they really are, you come to understand the incredible power and responsibility you have in a relationship. They’re like dogs in the sense that if you raise them right they’ll be mans best friend, but if you’re a mike Vick nigger they’ll become dangerous and need to be put down.

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>>15054308

>> No.15054562

>>15053389
yeah same i'm a decent looking lad but never match milfs, only young roasties

>> No.15054611
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15054611

>>15047910
(you)

>> No.15054637

>>15054562
I haven't even put myself out there bro. Honestly I need to lose like 20 more lbs to even consider it. I hate fat people.

>> No.15054641
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15054641

Why do white women crave temporary black dick?

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>>15054641
She has some nice knockers too.

>> No.15054691

>>15054553
Lol

>> No.15054714

>>15054686
>>15054641

>hairdresser
>tattoos
>dyed hair
>open relationship
>tinder picture with her cuck in it
>on tinder at age 43

how many red flags can one roastie have?

>> No.15054743

>>15054686
Hebrew on the scrolling of her chest tattoo. My jewdar has become too powerful.

>> No.15054850

>>15047988
>imagine being 29 and still being in that scene
good lord dude, after 23 i was done with that.
>loud music, no chairs, cant talk, dancing, drugs, buying women drinks, cant move without sweety people rubbing on you, $10 drinks, $20 cover charge, spending time with the most degenerate people in your area

how do people not grow out of this

>> No.15054919

>>15048556
Thats why plans once I make it... go find some thailand and find ladies there to spank the cheeks of

>> No.15054927

>>15054308
> Anon who are you texting?
> Anon why the fuck were you looking at that younger woman?
> Anon why did you come so little? Are you cheating on me?
> Anon did you like the gift I got you? (*pulls out a dude chastity belt)

>> No.15054936

>>15047830
>antonia
>business woman
Is that what prostitutes are calling themselves these days?

>> No.15055001

>>15054919
Find some Thailand? So not Thailand but something like it?

>> No.15055038

>>15053601
for some reason where i live i barely get any swipes for milfs as a 24 year old

>> No.15055103

>>15055038
Women tend to prefer older guys. OP pic is almost certainly a prostitute.

>> No.15055124

>>15055001
I dont even know what happened when I typed it... sperged out and changed a bunch... anyways I ment to say. Goto thailand and find ladies to spank the cheeks of. Not sure of to many other places but plan on going there at least a few times to enjoy some buttcheeks and food and get away from the city. tired of the city.. might move to some tiny ass cabin town

>> No.15055126

>>15055038
will be easier if you set your age to anything above 30

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15055170

So you're saying I can get a mommy to buy me more linkies in exchange for sex? Bros

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15055213

>>15047830
Jackpot

>> No.15055216

>>15054927
Kek

>> No.15055271

>>15055213
that nose...not bad for her age though i guess

>> No.15055298

>>15055213
she's so fucking ugly. a jungle gook

>> No.15055316

>>15055213
Saranya Tanaponvsit
kek

>> No.15055413

>>15048556
>thailand
>girls

>> No.15055462

>>15049796
Good luck, chicks out there fucking since they were 13 and you're still trying to find a happy ending in 2019

>> No.15055467

>>15055413
You're talking to 4chan incels here.... Lets be honest... Any holes a goal

>> No.15055479

>>15049796
great way to have terrible fucks forever

good job anon

>> No.15055481

>>15055213
look at that pig's nose

>> No.15055493

>>15050703
Sucks for you anon, even through text you're coming off as a creeper. Work on that

>> No.15055525

>>15051221

Holy fucking shit. Thanks for sharing.

My wife is 37 and we both agreed, no more kids. Kids after 40 is risky. Jesus.

>> No.15055551

>>15052171

The kid is toast anon. What the fuck is he supposed to do?

I don't blame him.

>> No.15055569

>>15052201

Pics?

>> No.15055610

>>15048556
If you get me a ticket, I’ll come duck prostitutes with you next time anon

They say I’m very fun to hang out with and we would both have a good time

>> No.15055615

Pussy is pussy. Tightest best pussy I ever had in my life was from a 34 yo Asian milf I fucked at age 25. Rippling squeezing juicy wet and orgasmic. Was fucking amazing. Saw her like 10 times then she vanished.

>> No.15055751
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15055751

shes going through a divorce. hope she swipes on me.

>> No.15055753

>>15047830
Tightest vagina I ever fucked belonged to a 37 year old Persian chick. All the 20-somethings I fucked weren’t even close.

>> No.15055773

>>15055751
A literal boomer

>> No.15055777

>>15047830
>this is how you short women /biz/bros... How you make money from fuck prostitute...

The prostitute would be you.

>> No.15055790

>>15055751
P cute for 66 senpai

>> No.15055802

>>15047958
Lol you pissed off the fishhead lovers
>>15048841
>>15051123
>>15051144

>> No.15055807

>>15052374
It’s her fault for being a crappy parent.

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15055828

>>15047958
>>15048841
>they just age overnight. it's like a pear.

>> No.15055829

>>15055753
>>15055615
Tightest pussy I've fucked belonged to a 27-year-old, 4'7 Japanese girl. She was very tiny, flexible, and skinny, but it was almost impossible to make her cum

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>>15052577
Lolz at your cope. Sub 25 yos VERY RARELY know how to fuck good AT ALL. Self-entitled bitches who dead fish you and complain 'you arent good at sex' whereas older women KNOW they have to preform for you.

>>15052494

First time we met, I was flirting with everyone and she threw some flirst back at me, her face looked older obv (but I was horny as fuck and would bang anything) I said I was going to hottub and she wanted to come (we were at a work conference) she changed and I was like 'holy shit this girl is def bangable' (super nice ass /legs)
we go to hottub and she starts grinding me even though people are around. She whispers 'can you keep a secret?' I said yes. (should have known something was up)
We walk away, and go to her room, she has to 'change' and just drops her clothes and says she is ready. I fuck her and ask if she is 'safe' she says yes and to cum inside her.

I blast like 3 times in her, (she was super nice like 'want to do me from behind now?').
We go our seperate ways, never see her again for like 6 months until I get ready to move out of state. She finds me, we fuck in the woods,, and stay in touch. WE meet and fuck about 1/month, till one day she races away real quick 'whats wrong?' 'my husband is going to be home soon'.
We still had sex for like 6 more months (stupidly on my part, even banged at her house once) it was a rough deal actually. Crazy sex, but emotions got way too real.

>> No.15055910

>>15052288
>after taking out her gums
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.15056174

>>15055876
That's very typical of pre-menopausal women.

>> No.15056634

>>15052374
Really bad ADHD and poorly controlled dysthymia. I don’t actually want to hit on anyone or take a risk though so it’s all good. Me being single doesn’t hurt anyone, at least.

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15056904

>this thread
i am elevated

>> No.15056919

>>15056634
Dude hire a life coach that also happens to be a female

>> No.15056969

And then they have the cheek to wonder why us Muslims are cleaning the floor with them

>> No.15057668

>>15052288
>Something about that snatch is addicting and throat fucking some broad after taking out her gums is just decadent pleasure.
>taking out her gums

what the fuck is going on

>> No.15057687

>>15051221
This is sad but I'm also laughing at you.

>> No.15057792

>>15055876
cool, you're a homewrecking piece of shit lmao

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>>15052288
>after taking out her gums
checked and kek'd

>> No.15057882

>>15054714
>roastie
his name is Casey and he wants some BBC

>> No.15057926

>>15052502
This was the first time I had heard the saying, but I was able to instantly understand its meaning. Maybe you belong in the midwest.

>> No.15057973

>>15057792
Said the pathetic beta male.

>> No.15058042

>>15051762
women get preggo in their 40's all the time. My aunt had two kids in her mid 40's and they're both in college now.

>> No.15058078

>>15057792
How many homewreckers have slept with your girlfriend this week, anon?
Homewreckers really are a problem.

>> No.15058152

>>15058078
I am pretty sure the problem is women since they are the ones betraying you.

>> No.15058219

>>15055213
>ugly dusty cunt in a city where you can be banging prime 18 y/o hotties on the regular
>crypto in her profile to demonstrate that she is a money hungry cunt who is well versed enough to steal your linkies on top of it

That's the exact opposite of a jackpot you beta cuck

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Why is it that /biz/ of all fucking places can have the most informative conversations about roasties?

>> No.15058257

>>15054490
Underrated

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15058282

>tfw young chad so I get young college girls looking at me all the time

>> No.15058305

>>15056919
Life coach...

Maximum kek. Thanks, fren. I needed that.

>> No.15058316

>>15047830
>How you make money from fuck prostitute
God, I remember these threads
Are you the same Russian who made them originally or are you just quoting him OP?

>> No.15058355

>>15047830
You realize that these old bitches have had an extra 30+ years of STD collecting right? Chances are they are riddled even compared to standard tinder fare.

>> No.15058443

>>15054850
you need to be on coke or something to make it fun
i was always the introverted type who hated bars and clubs for the exact reasons you listed.
one summer I unexpectedly had a supply of high quality coke and it made going to the bars and clubs super fun.. felt like I could talk to anyone. girls were way more into me since I was outgoing and confident.
but in the end the hangovers and wasted money and bad decisions aren't worth it
im glad I got to experience what it's like for a normal, extroverted person though, if only for a moment.

>> No.15058453

>>15058355
Tendies with a side of HPV. I have it on my mouth and take medicine after eating the axe wound 4 times. Totally not worth it.

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>>15047830

ZentaChain> Wife

>> No.15058738

>>15054490
kek

>> No.15058792

>>15058282
same, when I was in college a few years back I didn't really take advantage of it, which I kind of regret, but also I spent that time building skills which make me a lot of money now so it's ok

do what you will with this information

>> No.15059072

If you have a small penis dont do this.

Seriously. Ive been able to get with a couple cute girls on tinder despite my size and had okay success, but older women are an entirely different beast. They expect young men, especially tall ones like me to be hung like a fucking ogrebeast nigger. The roastier and hotter the more problematic this issue gets.

90% want a young man to dominate them and make them feel young again. But if you get lucky and find the ones that just want a hot young dude that's subservient to them in bad and takes orders, they sometimes like smaller cocks. These women are usually INSANE on some level but are prime sugar mama material.

t. degenerate MILF/cougar lover since I was 16, am 21 now and have extensive experience in finding and fucking these types

>> No.15059124

>>15048567
whata wrong with that? I bet you don't keep your boxers on either and slip your cock and balls through the hole. protip it actually makes you last longer and makes your cock harder

>> No.15059430

>>15053296
Bro that"dent" is just her triceps flexing

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15059599

>looking for mommy gf
do girls want to be mommy gfs?

>> No.15059937

>>15058792
Larp

>> No.15060126

>>15054308
> Crazy eyes
> Leopard print AND hoop earrings
> 45+ and single

Jesus Christ, run.

>> No.15060400

>>15051762
Women go into menopause when they're like 50, dude...

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15060658

When is she too old?

>> No.15060917

>>15059072
>tfw babyface and small dicc

>> No.15061271

>>15059072
so, where have you found them then?

>> No.15061331

>>15060658
I'd fuck a witch expert in illusion magic, 113 years old and she looks like that? Damn.

>> No.15061337

>>15060658
extraordinarily powerful

>> No.15061352

>>15047830
thats a hooker you fuckin retard lmao

>> No.15061429

>>15055751
thats also a hooker, yall are fucking retarded and kissless