I'm going into Ivory

[Anonymous No.15043255]

Fuck this Crypto shit I didn't cash out when I should have I feel for the Meme.
How do we capitalize on Ivory ?
There was a large Ivory bust in Singapore that was worth 48 million that is 300 elephants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs2c1OXQ3U4

[Anonymous No.15043269]

>>15043255
Dirty Rotten Bastard. Die.

[Anonymous No.15043282]

Anyone hunting a species into extinction should be skinned alive. It’s unironically far worse for the human species than massacring humans, who are mostly subhuman and useless
/thread

[Anonymous No.15043288]

>>15043269
I guess new fags like you don't like driving lambos and making love to beautiful women
Enjoy your penis homo

[Anonymous No.15043306]

>>15043282
I dont' need to hunt anything into extinction.
Just need to do a few hunts and then cash out.

[Anonymous No.15043384]

>>15043255
Damn, 16k per elephant. No wonder they hunt them down.

[Anonymous No.15043424]

>>15043255
Use CRISPR to make cows produce ivory horns.
Drop ivory prices so you're the only producer.
Use profits to help protect endangered species as markting coup.
Be rich af.

[Anonymous No.15043429]

>>15043384
It is the Chinks they believe there is some type of magic vitamins in Ivory they are savages.
The Ivory Queen had trade with 400 Elephants and only collected 2.5 Million. It makes me wonder what the real accurate number is.
Also - This /thread satire.
But the industry and money is real.

[Anonymous No.15043442]

>>15043424
you can dig for mammoth tusks which are legal to own. and super expensive.

[Anonymous No.15043448]

>>15043424
I always suspected Elon posted here

[Anonymous No.15043727]

>>15043288
Imagine being so morally depleted that you'd slaughter an animal into extinction so you can flash a lambo. Scum like you doesn't deserve life.

[Anonymous No.15044072]

>>15043727
Based and Ecological-pilled

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15044102]

>>15043255
fucking chinks

[Anonymous No.15044233]

You just need to kill like 12 elephants to make it.

[Anonymous No.15044244]

>>15043727
imagine enslaving chinese child labor to sustain your lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.15044624]

>>15043255
Legal ivory trade is regulated and probably hard to get into.
Illegal ivory trade is pretty highly contested and you gotta deal with poachers, rangers, police, trafficers costums and other unpleasant people.

Fossil ivory is not regulated and can be freely traded. You can find lots of mammoth ivory in Siberia or bottom trawl for it in the Northsea.
For one, you'd need to put together a Siberia expedition, for the other get a boat and equip it.

Either way, good luck and have fun

[Anonymous No.15044800]

>>15043282
Based

[Anonymous No.15045253]

>>15044233
yes I've posted this before
Its actually only 6 Elephants to make it

[Anonymous No.15045266]

>>15043727

You have to go back

[Anonymous No.15045274]

legal ivory can be found in the melting permafrost
it's mammoth ivory but probably more valuable anyways
just long global warming and there should be enough to make you rich

[Anonymous No.15045285]

>>15045274
>This
I know you can buy legal Ivory from Alaska that is Mammoth. Me and a machinist friend were going to buy some and make pistol grips

[Anonymous No.15045706]

>>15043442
Thats right, out in siberia/Kazakhstan, there are frozen mud deposits that have preserved whole mammoths, if you can find an ancient mammoth tusk it can fetch $30,000 pretty easily, and poor ass eastern Europeans go out there with nigger rigged boats and pumps, they hit it big someitmes.

[Anonymous No.15045727]

>>15044624
Go to Europe for ancient mammoth tusks. Not as hard as poaching, not nearly as unethical either.

[Anonymous No.15045751]

>>15043282
who cares if animals go extinct you should only care about your fellow man, cuck

[Anonymous No.15046093]

>>15043255
Farm elephants my dude! Buy some bumfuck land in namibia, hire some goat herders as guards, and away you go!

Infinite ivory money machine, just dart that elephant and get out your handsaw

>ethically sourced ivory
Kek