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15041290 No.15041290 [Reply] [Original]

I'm scared, lads. Should I just pay up my bitcoins and get them to go away? How did they even get my details? Did one of the exchanges get hacked?

>> No.15041327

Basically you should alert the police they're probably super low IQ and easy to track and it'll be funny if they go to jail over this shit, especially whatever 3rd world shit tier jail they'd wind up in where they'd probably have to eat poop for the rest of their lives and never see the sun again.

>> No.15041376

>>15041327
pretty much

you're retarded if you think anyone is going to tell you that they're going to kill you if they have any intention of actually doing so

>> No.15041401

So indian scam centers got a new template it seems. Laugh forget and move on anon.

>> No.15041460

>>15041290
>on april 24 I hacked your personal compooter and ijnected a virus into your rooter, I have all you search history, porn sites and all your pictures that I'm gonna send to all your friends pls kinds sir send bitcoins to this address and I won't do anything
may Vishnu be with you!

>> No.15041498
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>>15041290
Yes I'm the assassin. Send bitcoins to this address or you're dead kid. BTC address:
37tExJkMM7VLUi7xQDGYi5GDjUB4wkgJTS

>> No.15041523
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15041523

>I am pleased to inform you that we have been paid to assassinate you by someone close to you sincerely.

mfw

>> No.15041552

>>15041523
Well, it's better than being assassinated insincerely, that'd just be rude.

>> No.15041565

Indian scammers can be pretty fucking hilarious, sometimes.
I once got a call from an obviously Indian guy saying his name was "Officer Ben" and that I owed $5000 in taxes, and if I didn't pay over the phone he would be legally required to show up to my house and shoot me. He was very angry and threatening. Someone should tell these people that this is not how our police act.

>> No.15041599

>>15041565
Tell me anon, did you pay? Did he show up and shoot you?

>> No.15041609

>>15041565
I particularly like how they lapsed into corporate speak halfway through. "co-operate with us to know if we can change our initial plan to assassinate you"

>> No.15041615

>>15041565
>Ahem... aa... yes... yes sir... yes, yes sir this is mr. officer ben, I am to tell you sir that you are to owe five thousand us dollars in tax payments directly to me or sir I am informed to tell you that I will be required by the laws of this great country to shoot you. Yes I will come to your house and shoot you. You are the one who is legally required, you are the one who will pay me your taxes. Thank you sir, god be with you.

>> No.15041698

>>15041290
I got this message and ignored it but then assassins did the needful on me. I am now sincerely dead my friend.

>> No.15041791
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>>15041698
haha, great death! not paying my friend!