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I like to fart up the office but after 6 months I'm tired of eating beans every day.
Is there anything that can do this (the farting) for me?

>> No.15020256

>>15020235
C'mon guys I can't be the only one doing this

>> No.15020346
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15020346

Maybe drink milk if youre lactose intolerant or eat lots of cheese? I like your style anon

>> No.15020377

fresh bread give me the volume but its not very smelly, id add some proteins, whenever I eat too much protons my farts are rank

>> No.15020385

Lots of onion will do the trick, bro.

>> No.15020386

Based office stank poster playing daily pranks to lighten up the mood at work.

>> No.15020393

Jerusalem artichoke. You'll fart like crazy.

>> No.15020429

>>15020235
Start a vegan diet. In the first month you'll be gassier than you've ever been in your whole life before your body adjusts.

>> No.15020446

Brussel sprouts do the trick for me.

>> No.15020467

>>15020235
if you just want massive loud farts then you can just swallow a lot of air. swallow air like like you wanna make a burp but dont let the air come up.
ive done this and been able to rapid fire fart for like a half an hour
i first tried this and learned it while bored laying in my bunk in jail
i amazed my self. pissed off some inmates. good times.

>> No.15020472

>>15020235
better yet, why not buy some liquid ass to spray in the office?

>> No.15020551

>>15020235

curry, I recommend Dahl (don't soak the lentils), and Saag (spinach) also it's really healthy!

>> No.15020576

>>15020235
Garlic food
Food with herbs
Think Italian, Thai, and Mediterranean foods.