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[Anonymous No.15012217]

>mother comes home and catches me using her sybian in my ass while I sniffed her dirty panties
>she doesn't know that I have sexual needs too
>as soon as she enters and drops her mouth I see her tounge and imagine what it would feel like wrapped around my weenie
>this combined with the prostate orgasm I had been building up from the sybian causes me to blow a huge cum load all over her Persian rug
>she begins to scream "YOU SICK FUCK!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"
>this breaks my heart and I run out of the room crying from sadness.
>she is threatening to kick me out of the house guys because I used her sex toys
>she didn't understand that I have sexual needs too
>mfw I'm a 33 year old virgin with no real life skills and never had a job before
>mfw I'm going to be homeless by the end of the week and have no where to go

Guys please you have to help me!!! I have never held a job before because my mom works as a school teacher and pays for everything. She's paid for my cellphone bill, my car insurance, my gas for my car and all my Internet bills.

So far to my name I have 10,000 link tokens and I am holding strong and I believe in sergey and the singularity. Please guys you have to help me. I'm about to be homeless and stranded if I can't figure it out. My only hope is that I can find a lawyer who will defend me in court and I can battle my mother for my right to stay in the house.

Are there any lawyers here who can give me some advice? boomers should not have the right to get away with everything. They had the easiest life by buying real estate for 2% of what it costs now!!! Help me biz please!!!

[Anonymous No.15012698]

Rofl anon you aren't going to makeit you fuckin neet niger