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>finally lost my virginity to prostitute.
>thankyou ethereum.

Guys oh my God I finally did it and I think I'm going to do it again holy shit. She was amazing I think I'm in love oh my God. I was shaking when she took off her clothes and studdering when she asked me what I wanted. I told her I just want to touch a boob I had never touched it before oh my God im in love with this woman she is the one oh my God.

Biz let me tell you.I'm that guy who posted here a few weeks ago saying I was a Virgin and no driver's licence. Let me tell you what to so with your money. Go have sex right now I'm serious oh my God its amazing. I'm turning 29 in a week and I'm in love with this woman. Do I buy her a gift? I don't know I've never felt this way before holy shit

>> No.15012074

>>15012065
THESE PASTAS ARE STILL FUNNY

>> No.15012081

You're still a virgin. Whores don't get you what it takes to truly be a man, which is to master seduction

>> No.15012112

You know why working girls refer to their clients as tricks? It’s because they ‘trick’ a man into paying what a real man gets for free. Take a good look at folks you see out with their significant other next time you run an errand. If you’re s burger, you’re going to see a number of obese people with low IQ, shitty tattoos that are making minimum payments on a KIA and living check to check, that all managed to find a partner and fuck.

>> No.15012148

>>15012112

paid sex is cheaper than free sex

biggest red pill on women now go figure

>> No.15012272

>>15012148
Really? You sure about that? Why do average men visit bars when last call rolls around and find some swamp donkey to take home and plow? She’ll be spreading her legs without you making the effort to learn her last name, meeting her folks or finding out her ambitions in life.

>> No.15012289

>>15012074
>THESE PASTAS ARE STILL FUNNY
Sure but you don't need to post them 30 times a day

>> No.15012328

>>15012081
>Whores
doesn't matter, had sex

>> No.15012417

>>15012065

Prostitutes don't count. You're still a virgin.

>> No.15012441

>>15012272

You ever heard about "divorce rape" brainlet? In Canada if you live with your girlfriend for 6 months she can take 50% of your things.

>> No.15012455

>>15012148
>paid sex is cheaper than free sex
But they aren't the same thing, bro.

>> No.15012458

Another LARP, whats this 10 threads in the last 20 minutes

>> No.15012474

>>15012458
This board has gone to shit

>> No.15012478

>>15012441
Good point that has no bearing on the topic at hand. One night stand with drunk swamp donkey = cheaper than paying a whore.

Nobody said anything about forming a relationship involving marriage or common law. Try to stay on topic, dipshit.

>> No.15012498

>>15012074
Agreed

Go get her OP

>> No.15012519

>>15012441
How has that effected the rate of murder in Canada?

>> No.15012529
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15012529

>>15012065
lol 3D
Just Monika.

>> No.15012557

>>15012441
Cucknada at its best.

>> No.15012568

>>15012478

>One night stand with drunk swamp donkey = cheaper than paying a whore.

enjoy the rape claim and legal process fees brainlet LMAO

>> No.15012570

this is some reddit-tier content

bear market for another 2 years

>> No.15012606

>>15012568
Keep throwing random scenarios at the wall and see what sticks, dummy. Every one night stand and walk of shame leads to a rape claim so go get a hooker instead because it’s cheaper. Amiriteguise?

>> No.15012642

>>15012606

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/evewoman/article/2001281171/confessions-it-was-a-one-night-stand-she-claims-i-raped-her

Damn youre beyond stupid just kill yourself already oxygen thief

>> No.15012842

I'm happy for you op

>> No.15012874

>>15012642
I can cherry pick articles to support my claims too, but you’re no longer with debating. Good day to you sir.

>> No.15012931

These spam prostitute threads are psyops to get you to search for a hooker so that way the CIA can get you into a room and dose you with LSD while you fuck the prostitute and then brainwash you into being a NWO slave so they can safely pump link and make the new control structure look organic. Get woke retards

>> No.15013009

>>15012289
Forgot I was speaking to the severely autistic. The pastas were never particularly funny but they are especially not funny now and I wish you goddamn motherfucking niggers would get some new material. FUCK YOU

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15013029

>>15012065

>> No.15013207

>>15012065
Prostitutes don't count toward virginity loss

>> No.15013224

>>15013207
>Having sex doesnt count as having sex

>> No.15013283

>>15013224
It's counterfeit sex. Paying someone money to have sex with you requires no skill whatsoever.

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15013301

>>15012065
>she is the one

>> No.15013311

>>15012065
>prostitute
>love
Just give her some pasta as a gift.
No need to cook it, just give her a 5kg bag of pasta, she'll appreciate it.

>> No.15013355

>>15012931
Absolutely based and redpilled.