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[Anonymous No.14966018]

How do I long Live Laugh Love signs

[Anonymous No.14966452]

>>14966018
not sure what you mean. but i lived even more spartan with zero furniture and slept on floor. best times of my life

[Anonymous No.14966545]

[Anonymous No.14967056]

>>14966018
This guy hosts parties. Breaking news girls are oblivious to the point of borderline retarded? Hope for female leaders ever being voted into power/respect? I want to believe same way I wanna believe aliens meme.

[Anonymous No.14967094]

>>14966018
women are a meme

[Anonymous No.14967149]

>>14966452
dude i started working for a housing company as a monitor after their old one was fired
they stuck me in the monitor unit where she was living, and she had all these canvases with text written on them up everywhere--stuff like "eat" "dine" "nourishment" above the kitchen table, and "family" "belonging" "relationships" in the living room
it felt like she was a schizophrenic with writing all over the walls

[Anonymous No.14967189]

>>14966018
>imagine being an npc

[Anonymous No.14967192]

>>14966018
The problem with that apartment is the carpeting and lack of windows. It wouldn't be fixed with furniture or decor of any kind.

[Anonymous No.14967246]

>>14966018
>muh saving money
Imagine not finding good deals on furniture, decor, and art to decorate your living space, that you could flip for profit at any time

[Anonymous No.14967284]

>>14966018
Pic related, my apartment.

[Anonymous No.14967312]

>>14967284
kek

[Anonymous No.14967356]

>>14967094
>women are a meme
Can confirm. All they do is drain your wallet while telling you they want more out of life as if flying to Miami twice a year, Hawaii trip in the same year, brand new iPhone, $1500 diamond necklace that will be pawned to get a midlife tattoo coverup, lose your friends, be seen as a fuckboi the nanosecond the cunt makes a post on IG seeking confirmation bias from her lonely, SJW girlfriends or fat land whales married to her cuck brother. My 4th LTR ended this way and pretty much every single one before.

This particular one mocked me for crypto and literally sent me an email after seeing it on the news a year later. She left my woke, rich ass for a dumbass play-doh of a bartender. Whew. I dodged a bullet after seeing her stroked out mom in a wheelchair.

She'll never know I killed our 2 cats because I couldn't take the meme anymore. Top fucking kek. Feels real good bruh.

AMA

Pic related is the new 19 y.o. piece of ass I get to fuck anytime I want. She models and does amateur porn before we met. Going to make this one my personal cash cow and sign her up for gigs while fucking other roasties.

Plan on marrying a waifu when I'm 45 so I've got over a decade to act a whole ass.

[Anonymous No.14967380]

>>14967284
Patrician taste.

[Anonymous No.14967397]

>>14967356
>"piece of ass"
Who talks like this? I fucking hate women but this is just pure cringe.

God, I fucking hate Gen X and Millennial larpers.

[Anonymous No.14967451]

>>14967397
>>"piece of ass"
>Who talks like this? I fucking hate women but this is just pure cringe.
>God, I fucking hate Gen X and Millennial larpers.
Either you're a boomer or a flat out cunt...pure cringe huh? Welp, have fun fapping to tranny dick. I'll be sniffing this brapper this weekend. I wish you make it some day, anon.

Have sex. Just once.

[Anonymous No.14967452]

>>14967356

I am replying to pasta. and shes fat in case its not pasta

[Anonymous No.14967509]

>>14966545
>>14967094
i started working for a housing company as a monitor after their old one was fired
they stuck me in the monitor unit where she was living, and she had all these canvases with text written on them up everywhere--stuff like "eat" "dine" "nourishment" above the kitchen table, and "family" "belonging" "relationships" in the living room
it felt like she was a schizophrenic with writing all over the walls

[Anonymous No.14967550]

>>14967451
>>14967356
Not trying to be mean, but those pics are an overweight 5/10.

Reminds me of that pornstar from Kenny vs Spenny.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Kenny+vs+spenny+porn&t=brave&iax=images&ia=images

[Anonymous No.14967572]

>>14966452
>be poor
>spartan

[Anonymous No.14967587]

>>14967550
still 10/10 brappers though

[Anonymous No.14967627]

>>14967452
>I am replying to pasta. and shes fat in case its not pasta
Not pasta, /biz bro. Just done with the bullshit programming where men lose every fucking time. I've got 4 girls (an amazonian redhead, 21, a short nigger that's a bit of a scrapper, 19, and this pin up whore that absolutely loves pain...like full on getting punched and slapped around.

You can't possibly "love" a female after seeing how degenerate they can get. My ex was a bit of a whore but lazy as FUCK. Imagine coming home from work to see dishes in the sink in standing water, The Office on Netflix (ofc), lights on in every room only to find your "boo" passed out that talks up a storm about being the perfect housewife, sprawled out asleep looking like a cunt.

NO THANKS.

>>14967550
You think I give a flying fuck, anon? If an AVN producer can pay this whore $1500 every week for a 2 hour photo shoot, clearly she's got something your wonky eye can't see. Kek. Sure beats fucking models starved just to trick you into loving tranny dick like Victoria Secret's plan all along.

Might turn these cunts into a Mayli meme to shill brapper...

[Anonymous No.14967628]

>>14967451
>ur a meanie!
>unironically have sex!
Yeah, you are cringe. You probably ate out this amateur pornstar and see absolutely nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.14967665]

>>14966452
floor chads legit stay winning
fucking boomers and women fall for the matress jew
that shit literally fucks with your spine and gives you back pain

[Anonymous No.14967708]

>>14967627
4th girl is some dumbass wannabe rapper's chick. He's got a /biz sized tiny dick so it's easy to see why she wants the D. Brap city, here I come.

[Anonymous No.14967741]

Penguins winger phil kessel's 2.1m house

[Anonymous No.14967760]

>>14967708
She's morbidly obese and I'm guessing you're a nigger. Explains the low IQ larping, lmao.

[Anonymous No.14967780]

>>14967509
based schizophrenic roastie

[Anonymous No.14967786]

Being a minimalist is the only way to happiness.

[Anonymous No.14967810]

>>14966018
you have a chair???

[Anonymous No.14968690]

>>14967397
Don't worry anon >>14967356 is probably circumcised so has to make up for his botched dick with his behavior.

[Anonymous No.14968826]

>>14966018
You guys are dumb to live like this though
All you need is a little bit of good furniture to make the place /comfy/
Most of the time you can get really good stuff just by going to Goodwill or other thrift stores or free on the curb from time to time, AND the hunt is usually fun

[Anonymous No.14968833]

>>14967451
That 19 year old has the body of a 35 year old. Why even bother?

[Anonymous No.14968861]

>>14966545

sauce?

[Anonymous No.14968925]

>>14968833
>This
You're bragging about a roastie who makes roastie tapes for small cash and a small nigress. You must want the bad genes

[Anonymous No.14968928]

>>14968861
looks like max payne

[Anonymous No.14969365]

>>14967665
>shit genetics, awful spine
>buys cheap mattress
>gets back pain
>complains about mattresses in general

[Anonymous No.14969392]

>>14967627
>coping this hard

[Anonymous No.14969397]

>>14969365
>no anon you just gotta buy a more expensive matress
>even though people evolved to sleep on firm surfaces, it's your shit genetics that make it comfortable to sleep on the floor
t-thanks kind merchant, you're my greatest ally

[Anonymous No.14969475]

>>14968861
Looks like Trevor from GTA5

[Anonymous No.14969531]

>>14966018
>men can live a minimalist frugal lives happily.
>This pisses women off somehow.

I want my fucking rib back.

[Anonymous No.14969540]

>>14969475

thx

[Anonymous No.14970274]

>>14967741
>ekornes chair
absolutely based taste