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Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:17:08 2019 No.14958600 [DELETED]

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GUYS I THINK I FUCKED UP. I had sex for the first time ever like everyone told me to have sex and i went on tinder so then okay this girl is into me because i start telling her that i am into trading bitcoin on the first date and she is very into me after i told her how easy it is to make 6 figures although I'm just a stinky links with less than 2000 links

So i had never had sex before and she took the lead and I had only known her one day then i told her we need to be using a condom and she told me she was allergic to the plastic so I said okay then we will get birth control and she said it's okay she would just lead and then she will pull out when it was time with her on top.

Oh my god it felt so fucking amazing but then as I told her I was about to cum she kept riding me and riding me and i cummed right up in her pussy so now I AM DRIVING TERRIFIED BECAUSE SHE SAYS NOW I AM GOING TO SUPPORT HER CHILD IF SHE ENDS UP HAVING ONE OH MY FUCK I'M ONLY 21 YEARS OLD AND YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO HAVE SEX AND I TRUSTED A WOMAN WHO IS NOW GOING TO TAKE ALL OF MY LINKS AWAY

FUCK THIS BOARD FUCK YOU NIGGERS I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU CUNTS I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MY SELF FUCK IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN I WAS A VIRGIN FUCK YOU RETARDS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:18:38 2019 No.14958616 Tell her she raped you when you said you wanted a condom and she just mounted you anyways

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:18:50 2019 No.14958619 rope yourself for this leap. sage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:18:56 2019 No.14958623 jokes on her, you're a linklet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:19:27 2019 No.14958630 File: 2.44 MB, 360x640, dairy kang.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14958600 I enjoy the bathroom cam bait a lot more

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:19:47 2019 No.14958634 >>14958600 Checked. Look on the bright side. That was the best nut you ever had

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Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:21:37 2019 No.14958656

>>14958600
Take her out to a really nice restaurant and smother her emotionally. Let her order whatever she wants. She is your queen. Use a fake credit card or a dead one and make sure it declines. Make an HUGE embarrassing scene and start crying. Have a full blown beta cuck panic attack. She'll leave you alone after that. Might even snapchat you the abortion if you text her kids names non stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:22:34 2019 No.14958662 >>14958656 Not really a fan of manipulating people into abortions, but this probably would work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:24:47 2019 No.14958693 >>14958662 He's blogging his panic attack on a turkish egg painting chat forum. Trust me, she doesn't want his parasitic cum developing life inside her body anyway. At least this way she gets dinner and a show.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:25:08 2019 No.14958697 >>14958600 can i have your links before you kys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:31:39 2019 No.14958784 >>14958693 I don't trust you, but I do agree she doesn't want his child.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:32:46 2019 No.14958794 OP I have to say you cook some delicious pasta. Fucking always kek at these threads

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GladiumTonitrua !.BPQnNjal2 Wed Jul 24 19:38:19 2019 No.14958873

>>14958600
>allergic to the plastic so I said okay then we will get birth control and she said it's okay she would just lead and then she will pull out when it was time with her on top.

Should've came off as a redflag, but it didn't because you have autism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:40:28 2019 No.14958901 I have an illegitimate child. I fled the country. Does she know your name?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:40:31 2019 No.14958902 File: 132 KB, 1024x1276, B8EEEAD0-DFA2-4606-BF5A-07960B7C57CF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14958616 Sure, go to the police and tell them that you were raped by a girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:44:43 2019 No.14958961 File: 253 KB, 480x270, hahahahah.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14958600

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:51:30 2019 No.14959032 >>14958600 Tell her you were just larping to get laid. She'll kill that baby so fucking fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:52:48 2019 No.14959045 >>14958902 Ain't that fucked. Women will do insane shit to get pregnant. He should force feed her a plan b pill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:54:06 2019 No.14959058 >>14958600 Just go buy plan b

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Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:55:04 2019 No.14959066
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YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO HAVE SEX.

>You should of paid a hooker to rent out her pussy to you. Would of cost you 300-500 depending on how high class you want the girl. You would have experienced the whole show and you wouldn't be in this mess because those girls are not trying to get pregnant either.

Now you got free sex but will probably have to support some woman and her rape child for the rest of your life.

Well you are 21 so at least another 19 years bud. Pretty much your whole life. Better get a second job.

Also i'm not trying to make you feel bad but you can report her to the police and file a rape charge. You asked her to STOP AND SHE KEPT GOING.

That's basically the definition of rape.

ALSO SHE THREATENED YOU THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE HER KID.

Your best bet is to talk to her again and record her threatening you or text her and have her text you saying that "your going to have my kid and pay for it basically".

Also after you got the evidence make sure to say that YOU DIDNT CONSENT and that you asked her to stop and get off but she didnt.

Say you asked multiple times.

HIRE A LAWYER take her bitch ass to court.

Also look up the laws for consent to record another persons conversation. Hope its one way consent and your golden.

Hiring a lawyer and nipping this in the bud is the best thing you can do right now.

Explain how she tricked you saying she would get off so you can pull out and that she would get PLAN B pills but she refused and threatened you.

OP YOUR not fucked yet.

There a %75 chance your good and wont everhave to talk to this bitch again.

Pray to god. Look up your laws where you live. Trick her into confessing her evil plan. Get evidence. SUE THIS BITCH. GET THE FINAL LAUGH.

YOUR FIRST AND LAST MISTAKE WAS

>"I TRUSTED A WOMAN"

Make sure to learn from that and never let it happen again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:55:46 2019 No.14959072 >>14958600 Link is decentralized, they can't take it away from you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:56:31 2019 No.14959078 >>14958600 nice pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:57:08 2019 No.14959085 File: 49 KB, 583x583, angry-pepe-with-gun-is-crying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You traded your road to wizardhood for... That? I'm truly disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 19:57:15 2019 No.14959087 >>14958600 So many newfags taking the bait. Copypasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 20:03:16 2019 No.14959127 >>14958623 >>14958619 >>14958616 >>14958656 >>14958784 >>14958697 >>14958873 >>14958901 >>14959032 >>14959058 >>14959066 >>14959072 Here you go, newfags: >>/biz/thread/14767929#p14767929

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 20:22:02 2019 No.14959315 >>14958600 You retard, when we said have sex, we meant with a whore. Why the fuck would you use Tinder kek?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 20:27:16 2019 No.14959382 >>14958600 you could always kill her discreetly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 20:27:17 2019 No.14959383 >>14958600 >didn't fuck her using fake name never gunna make it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 20:29:01 2019 No.14959409 >>14958600 >2k link that's 20 million usd EOY, idiot. throw in 50k for the child then go on and father 200 more. you can afford it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 20:33:20 2019 No.14959453 >>14958600 Congrats, daddy!