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HARD WORKING GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES

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>> No.14955716

Hole. In. Wall. Blowjobs

>> No.14955725

Large bankroll, go to casino, use martingale while playing roulette

>> No.14955739

>>14955725
In English doc!

>> No.14955760

>>14955739
You stick with a color, red or black. If you win you keep betting the same amount, if you lose you double it.

>> No.14955768

>>14955760
until they broke your fingers

>> No.14955791

>>14955768
Lol it’s not illegal or even frowned upon like counting.

>> No.14955802

Landscaping contractor then bail with the money and move states

>> No.14955812

>>14955791
Because it's a losing strategy.

>> No.14955830

>>14955725
That's literally a brain dead retarded strategy. Better odds doing that on blackjack, aside the odds and natures of their games. Talking to an "advanced" player whose worked at casinos.

Ama.

>> No.14955841

Horse racing

>> No.14955872

>>14955830
psoon there will be no 2 decks in highroller room and all 6 deck games will be machine "shuffled"

it was fun while it lasted

>> No.14955939

>>14955872
Well... There's a reason why. In my 2 and a half years dealing, even blackjack shows patterns but you gotta be a dealer to see the patterns. They're rigged, but not for the house, or against it. Or it's just balance in nature. The machine shuffles MIGHT DIFFER from casino to casino. Programming of the shuffle machines of them being rigged, are definitely possible. Or situationally rigged. There's a lot to being smart as a player, and smart as a dealer. You see numbers INSANELY differently as the vice versa.

>> No.14955961

>>14955939
Another thing you WILL HEAR ALOT is the whole "differs from casino to casino." If you haven't learned that basic form of rules, you're not even considered a "peon" in pro gamblers. You're just another button pusher.

>> No.14955987

one dollar a pop blowjob, suck a million dicks, you already sucked half of that.

>> No.14956025

>>14955695
Learn an ultra niche marketable skill. Sell $100 courses.

>> No.14956277

>>14955939
>>14955961

>pro gambler
>thats a real thing.

>> No.14956477

>>14955961
I found a casino that I can still consistently get high counts in, new casino though. theyll catch on

>> No.14957048

>>14956277
>>14956477
consecutive dubs of the same amount, nice

is a casino one of the safest businesses to start? I mean almost every game is statistically in the houses favor by miles. seems like alot of legal loopholes to jump through but im guessing if you have the coin to start a casino you can probably afford to pay someone else to make that their problem

>> No.14957369

>>14955725
Won't work because of betting limits.

>> No.14957461

>>14957048
Casino is safe but the taxes will fuck you in the ass if you aren't a native american or have good lawyers to get around them.