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How can I profit off the obesity epidemic?

>> No.14948001

short vegetables

>> No.14948004

>>14947995
It would be easier to profit off of the health trend. Sell personal blenders, supplements, and stupid shit like fitbit to normies.

People love to spend money on bullshit if they think it will prevent them from needing to go to the gym.

>> No.14948013

>>14948001
Wouldn’t fatties buy even more vegetables because they’re trying to diet? There has to be some genius way to make money. Everyone else is doing it, new diet foods, new workout CD’s, new diabetes medicine, XXL athletic gear. There must be some angle I’m missing.

>> No.14948019

keto diet related business

>> No.14948023

>>14947995
YT show where you’re the Gordon ramsey of bullying fatties into improving

>> No.14948028

long insulin

>> No.14948039

>>14947995
buy a macdonald

>> No.14948043

leverage short the private insurance firms in 2020

>> No.14948047

>>14947995
Buy mcdonalds shares. It will literally only go up as long as globalisation exists. As more and more countries become westernised and adopt mcdonalds, you'll be making a profit

>> No.14948053
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14948053

>>14947995
open a dairy farm and sell premium ice cream

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>>14948053

>> No.14948098

>>14948065
I ruined ice cream for you didn't I??

>> No.14948105

>>14948053
i need this whole video right the fuck now

>> No.14948116

>>14948013
>new workout CDs
>CDs
>new

Fuck off, boomer.

>> No.14948129

>>14947995
Research publicly traded companies that make things like "belly bands" and bariatric medical equipment.

>> No.14948139

>>14948105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1fZ-wlxiRk

>> No.14948157

>>14947995
Open up a restaurant, call it "Uncle Beetus"
Serve only the finest fried things.
Unlimited free condiments.
Path to success.

>> No.14948214

>>14948053
Is that tasty ice cream?

>> No.14948225

>>14948157
There is a former doctor who now sells fast food.
https://www.heartattackgrill.com/

>> No.14948259

>>14948139
im gonna pass, but thanks
is there any good 4 chan board for gore?