/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14934557]

>tfw created a phishing findom account a few months ago on biz's advice after those threads, and for trolling
>thought shiiiiiet shy now it could be easy money
>twitter asks you to verify phone number
>ok whatever
>doesn't go anywhere, just forget about it and move on
>deleted the account later since i had no use for it and plus i wasn't really feeling it
>8 months pass, skip to today
>dad mentions he saw i joined twitter because he got a notification that a contact joined twitter (me) but it was some girls profile telling people to send her money
>say no no i don't have twitter at all
>................then i remember
>oh no no no no, spaghetti everywhere
>didn't even try to explain just pretended it was a bug with twitter
>he obviously knows
>mfw realise my boss probably got the same notification as well as everyone else who has my phone number

welp i'm about to kms bros. this is not possible to explain to a 60 year old boomer. you god damn fucking faggots now my dad thinks im some fucking freak pervert. i cant even begin to imagine how this looks to him because he is a literal boomer

fuck you faggots

[Anonymous No.14934568]

yea right closet fag

[Anonymous No.14934569]

room temperature IQ

[Anonymous No.14934570]

lmao

[Anonymous No.14934588]

fake but still funny

[Anonymous No.14934596]

>>14934568
i used a girls pictures and shit dude
it never went anywhere but it has tweets like how those findom girls tweet

>>14934569
i know

>>14934588
really is not fake man. not even memeing

[Anonymous No.14934600]

>>14934557
>He used his real phone number

[Anonymous No.14934624]

>he used a real money
What a dork. There are paid services online that provide a temporary number for receiving an SMS.

[Anonymous No.14934635]

This is the best. Thanks for the laugh.

[Anonymous No.14934636]

>>14934557
really cool blog will read again later today

[Anonymous No.14934639]

>>14934600
>>14934624
believe me i have never been more embarrassed than those 10 mins. i am still cringing now to think about my dad thinking that i was larping as some girl and it even sounds fucked uppppp now i think about it
the boomer mind could never understand this

[Anonymous No.14934660]

>>14934596
Since when does twatter send a notification to all your contacts? Unless you use your dad’s number to register

Either fake faggot or manchild

[Anonymous No.14934668]

>>14934660
it sends a notification to people in your contacts (people that have your number) telling them that one of their contacts has joined twitter. my dad probably has 5 people in his contacts, he ain't a retard

[Anonymous No.14934673]

>>14934557
>>14934596
>>14934639
tell him you were trying to scam them to make money.
It's better to have them believe you are evil, than a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.14934699]

next time use a google phone number

[Anonymous No.14934712]

>>14934557
Dilate, tranny

[Anonymous No.14934719]

>>14934673
but he never explicitly mentioned it. he kind of just hinted toward him knowing but i didn't want to say oh yeah by the way i was LARPing as a girl on twitter to make money from retards. It's just too fucked up. a biztard could understand that but a boomer? No way thats alien ground

[Anonymous No.14934740]

Put on your bobsled helmets

[Anonymous No.14934781]

>>14934557
LOL, thanks for the LULZ.

man, I love /biz/

[Anonymous No.14934822]

>>14934719
ok, then you have to live with the fact that your father and boss are convinced that you are gay or at least get turned on by larping as a girl.

[Anonymous No.14934839]

>>14934822
its so fucked man
i dont either of those things and i never even made any fucking money from it

there is just no way to explain without it sounding bad

[Anonymous No.14935022]

>>14934639
Bro it's so stupid simple.
Some chink/russian cloned your SIM and used your number.
How fucking ez is this shit?
Fuck I miss when we did crypto on /g/

[Anonymous No.14935034]

>>14934699
not op
how the hell do i use Google numbers in europe?

[Anonymous No.14935088]

Wait this actually terrifies me because when I was a 8/pol/ fag I tried making a Twitter a couple times before getting banned. Idk if I used my phone number

[Anonymous No.14935156]

>>14934557
>>14934839
https://medium.com/@CodyBrown/how-to-lose-8k-worth-of-bitcoin-in-15-minutes-with-verizon-and-coinbase-com-ba75fb8d0bac
Read that.
Basically someone pulls some bullshit with your cellphone company to clone your SIM; it's like a form of identity theft, but for your phone.
Whatever your cellphone provider is: look for the generic message they send you about something weird going on or some update made to your account, or alternatively, look up a scam message some scammer would send you about setting up your phone (i.e. you can pretend you got phished by a scam text, OR you can pretend like someone pulled identity theft w/ the cell phone provider)

pic related is the identity theft route for tmobile
Figure it out.

Leave me some ETH for a tip, this is some reputation-saving advice I just gave you
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[Anonymous No.14935159]

I actually did the same. not giving my real number tho.
Got hate from other scammers for stealing their pics. couldnt continue when the first degenerates messagee me.

[Anonymous No.14935216]

>>14935156
Here's an example of an AT&T phishing message

[Anonymous No.14935226]

>>14935156
>>14935216
Here's an example of one of the Verizon "my sim got cloned/hacked" instances

[Anonymous No.14935268]

lol