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[Anonymous No.14930236]

>he doesn’t work security
>literally the most easiest wagie gigs of them all

[Anonymous No.14930261]

>>14930236
Go on I’m listening.

[Anonymous No.14930263]

>he brags about being a wagie
Anon...

[Anonymous No.14930358]

My cousin was shot and killed for waging like this.

[Anonymous No.14930366]

>>14930358
Imagine living in a country where everyone has guns

[Anonymous No.14930367]

>>14930236
Simmer down, Paul Blart.

[Anonymous No.14930369]

>>14930236
I do and it's pretty gay tbqh.

[Anonymous No.14930497]

care to tell us more about your average work day, anon?

do you have to be a big guy (for you) for this iob?

[Anonymous No.14930501]

>>14930366
exept Security

[Anonymous No.14930507]

>>14930236
security is like TA. its all super fucking easy until the day it isnt

[Anonymous No.14930513]

I work nights at an office building. The security guard makes patrols around the building, he has some RFID thing he has to scan in some areas so he can't just sit around doing nothing. Also there's a supervisor that patrols in a car from building to building to make sure they're doing their jobs. Still, it does look pretty comfy. You can just listen to podcasts and shit and walk about a silent office building at night.

[Anonymous No.14930557]

>>14930236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNFoOHI9iJw

[Anonymous No.14930559]

It's quite chill job, my friend does it. 12h shifts at night, week job week off. Here it's mostly driving around, locking shopping mall doors etc. He says he just talks crap most of the night with a co-worker and the employees / police etc. I would probably go insane as I do not really tolerate talking just for time waste.

[Anonymous No.14930581]

>>14930559
This is the difference between wagies and people who succeed
Imagine WANTING to spend 35+ hours a week sitting on your ass, regardless of how well it pays

[Anonymous No.14930587]

>>14930507
Basically this. It's long stretches of extreme boredom finding innovative new ways to kill time while praying nothing happens that will make you do real work.

[Anonymous No.14930602]

>>14930236
Security wagie here. I spend all my time lifting weights and shitposting on an Afghan Hat Knitting forum every night while sinking all my spare cash into crypto. I honestly can't believe they pay me for this.

[Anonymous No.14930615]

Also there are two basic kinds of post. The first one is where you are bored out of your mind and the client doesn't respect you or know why you're there. The second kind is where things are happening constantly and it's very high stress and eventually some perfect storm will fuck you over majorly.

[Anonymous No.14930655]

Who do you guys work for? Securitas is hiring in my area but I've heard they're shit.

[Anonymous No.14930689]

Security is mostly fine and easy work. But every now and then you get one of those days where a drunk or junked druggie gets difficult and glass you without warning. I imagine corporate sec is great though. Mall/street/festival/etc sec which I work in is like 90% relaxed and 10% shitfest when some faggot starts shit.

[Anonymous No.14930700]

>>14930655
One of my coworkers just got hired by them for more than he gets payed now and my employer won't match. I've heard some bad things too, but it's a huge company. It probably depends a lot on what contract you're on, not to mention what country you're in.

[Anonymous No.14930721]

>>14930655
Nokas here. Big in scandiland but no idea if they're big elsewhere.
Terrible company and I wouldn't recommend anyone working for them. Great colleagues though, but extremely shitty higher leadership

[Anonymous No.14930743]

>>14930497
Depending on the gig being a big guy may be important. Height especially helps. In general the bigger you are the less fights you get in.

[Anonymous No.14930746]

>>14930236
But I'm skinny

[Anonymous No.14930759]

>>14930655
I work at a halfway house. Worst part of the job is piss testing the clients. 99.9% of the time I'm sitting on my ass reading, shitposting or watching movies. Just apply to Securitas. What stopped me years ago was that they charge you for training and the uniform.

[Anonymous No.14930811]

>>14930700
My more experienced colleagues just blatantly say that if a customer wants quality, he'll use securitas, if he wants cheap, he'll use nokas, and it shows. Nokas is the absolute biggest penny pinchers I've ever worked for. I'm a team leader, and like 99/100 operations, I lack manpower (and actually trained and motivated at that), equipment, transport, predictability to have a life outside work, lots of employee laws getting broke (last week I pulled over 100 hours due poorly planned vacations, illness, lazy faggots not wanting to give a little) all the time. And the pays pretty shit compared to the work.
Once this contract is up, I'll go back to salmon raising or the army, where my work satisfaction was hundreds of times higher.

[Anonymous No.14930834]

>>14930811
lol sounds pretty much like my employer which will remain nameless since it's a small business.

[Anonymous No.14930835]

I used to work security. There are some sites that suck, and some that are pretty awesome. The gated community was pretty cool. Lots of high profile residents that would order us pizza, and talk to us for a little bit. Also the private hotel I worked at was a pretty good gig. Free lunch and dinner, and it was actually good food. Basically skimmed the web all night, and occasionally something would pop off like a fire pre alarm, but most nights were pretty easy.

It really just depends on the site. Working at a grocery store or warehouse isn't nearly as awesome as an upscale office building, hotel, or gated neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.14930863]

>>14930835
Grocery stores are the worst. Some asshole is always sleeping in the lobby or shoving tide pods down his pants.

[Anonymous No.14930876]

>>14930236
rentapigs are pathetic and sadpilled.

[Anonymous No.14930883]

>>14930513
>he has some RFID thing he has to scan in some areas so he can't just sit around doing nothing.
A friend I have that used to work a night shift (not security, maintenance) at a small airport somewhere had a similar problem. He just took all the detectors (they worked with battery) and put them in a table and every half an hour passed his "tag" in front of all of them at once. Then put the detectors in their place again at the end of the shift. He staid in a small office drinking coffee and watching TV all the night. He did this for a very long time until they removed that system.

[Anonymous No.14930929]

>>14930655
If you're in the US, Allied Universal and G4S are two of the better ones, (if you can get on board with them.) Securitas is pretty shit, but there are much worse companies out there too. This industry is full of incompetent retards. Different contracts have different pay rates and bennies for their guards, so it's more about getting hired at the right time than which company is the best.

[Anonymous No.14930978]

>>14930236

A friend of mine does security at a student accommodation at nights. He was caught watching porn on the company laptop and was sacked. LMAO.

[Anonymous No.14931002]

whats the best gig for someone autistic(not literally) who hates interacting with other people?
currently work in a factory and its pretty shitty i just want to be left alone.

[Anonymous No.14931054]

>>14931002
Not security I can tell you that. Even a quiet post will require you to talk to people regularly.

[Anonymous No.14931056]

Security wagie in US here. Easiest fucking job for anons, hands down. If you can find a smaller company or a small business to work for instead of one of the big guys you will make more money. The larger security firms will hire anyone but you'll get paid shit and be put on shit post as well.

[Anonymous No.14931077]

>>14931054
each person talked to increases the threat potential BANG NIGGA
>>14930978
whats more retarded. watching porn at work, or watching porn on company comp

[Anonymous No.14931147]

>>14930263
he's not wrong though
>be security guard
>literally paid like 80 bucks and got a license
>no background check (pedophile btw)
>got hired instantly by nigger infested jew run company
>"guard" a private building
>"work" 60 hours a week
>literally spend the entire time swing trading on robinhood and buying shitcoins on coinbase

Life is EASY..

[Anonymous No.14931180]

>>14930236
Is it though?

[Anonymous No.14931186]

>>14931147
yeah but thats assuming you choose to work in a nighood
why would anyone choose to work in a hoodnigga complex, surely thats not op's only option(unless hes part of some crim sydicate @effbeeeye)

[Anonymous No.14931189]

>>14930559
What's the hourly pay?

[Anonymous No.14931200]

>>14931186
No the company usually gives you a site that is close to your residence, at least that's what they did for me. I work in a quiet jewish neighborhood. Sometimes you get the occasional drunk mestizo slave trying to use the bathroom in the lobby but they aren't a problem. For me I use that opportunity to work on my boxing skills. It's like hitting a heavy bag lol.

[Anonymous No.14931204]

how do i go from neet to a working security?

[Anonymous No.14931226]

>>14931204
you go to a security guard school
they will offer you an 8 hour class and 16 hour class
you need both in order to receive your license in the mail.
The place I go to some old jewish guy just types some shit onto a comp and prints you your certificate, it's so fucking kek.