Predicting coin flips using an algorithm

[Anonymous No.14923909]

I've had success in predicting the future with my algorithm. What can I apply this program to and being generating unlimited wealth?

[Anonymous No.14923928]

No you didn’t, retard

[Anonymous No.14923941]

>>14923909
/X/ plz go

[Anonymous No.14923947]

>>14923909
no use you will get banned anywhere insta if you win money constant basis XD

[Anonymous No.14924004]

You can’t predict the future.

[Anonymous No.14924083]

>>14923947
Did they ever make a slice of life spinoff? I just want the characters to be happy.

[Anonymous No.14924115]

probably trading. Every time you enter a trade it really is a coin flip. If you apply proper money management to this I'm sure you can make some money.

[Anonymous No.14924124]

>>14924004
You and OP can't, but I can. The queen of England dies in October and Hillary Clinton is elected president in 2020. Have fun with that.

[Anonymous No.14924134]

>>14923909
the curse of high IQ is being disconnected from the rest of the population, I'm happy with a pretty ordinary 120. way more practical than being a 160 IQ sperg, because you can keep up with abstraction and complex systems and your capacity to learn is still high but you can relate waaaaaaay better to the average person, can actually empathize on their level, and communicate much better.

mid-high IQ is the most functional because you're just good at stuff and quick to learn rather than being tortured by your own head and mentally segregated from the rest of man because you can't even get on their level. it's the type that can get a high paying job, and still bag a thot who admires how smart you are.

[Anonymous No.14924143]

>>14924124
Tell me more things.

[Anonymous No.14924182]

>>14924143
In 2021 Craig Wright admits he's not Satoshi and his wife tries to mitigate his jail time by explaining that Craig is autistic and physically couldn't stop playing the character after he started. BSV obviously dies from this, but it really isn't doing all that well up to that point anyway.

[Anonymous No.14924202]

>>14924182
Tell me more about Hillary Clinton please.

[Anonymous No.14924241]

>>14924124
>Hillary Clinton is elected president
top kek

[Anonymous No.14924282]

>>14924202
There's not really much to say. She pops up in the race early next year, completely avoiding the primaries, yet still gets the democrat nomination. After that it's not hard to beat the literal who the republicans pull out of their ass when Trump drops out of the race only a couple months before the election. Bill dies before Hillary takes office, so there is no "first man". I die in early 2022, so I don't really know much about her presidency. There's a lot of war fear mongering, but other than that it's pretty much just the same old shit as any other presidency.
>>14924241
It'll be even funnier once it happens and you remember that some fag on 4chan knew it was going to.

[Anonymous No.14924306]

>>14924282
What do you die of?

[Anonymous No.14924314]

>>14924282
What colour underwear am I wearing?


What happens to LINK and BTC

[Anonymous No.14924338]

>>14924182
Why is Craig in Jail?
Where is CZ?
What happens to Sergey?
What happens to Roger?

[Anonymous No.14924347]

>>14924124
He doesn't know does he

[Anonymous No.14924375]

>>14924282
I think I've seen you post before. Glad to see you're still kicking around, your posts are fun.

[Anonymous No.14924439]

>>14924306
Drugs lmao. The next couple years of my life suck ass so hard that by 2022 I just say fuck it and take them despite thinking it might kill me.
>>14924314
How the fuck am I supposed to know your underwear? Link is the number 4 growing crypto of 2021. BTC is obviously the number 1 after its fucking huge ass crash.
>>14924338
I don't live long enough to see if Craig actually goes to jail or not, but obviously his charges are from lying to courts under oath about being someone he's not. Plus all the fraudulent activity of shilling his shitcoin while pretending to be Satoshi isn't helping his case. Nothing interesting happens to CZ, Sergey, or Roger. At least nothing that piques my interest.
>>14924347
Don't tell Scotty.
>>14924375
Yeah, I've posted here before. Thanks for recognizing me. I'm glad you enjoy my posts.

[Anonymous No.14924466]

>>14924439
>The next couple years of my life suck ass so hard that by 2022 I just say fuck it
just keep coming here m8 and we will all look after you

[Anonymous No.14924471]

>>14924134
truth

[Anonymous No.14924475]

>>14924439
Hahaha. Thanks

And how exactly do you know the future? What have you ate or drunk to be blessed with this gift?

[Anonymous No.14924494]

>>14924439
Who wins the UK election? And what happens life after Brexit?

What happens to Huawei and Google?

[Anonymous No.14924629]

>>14924466
That's not how it works.
>>14924475
I don't know for sure. A few years before I started remembering this kind of stuff I took some LSD and during my trip I felt like everything I did I did before and it was all in a loop. I don't know if that's what caused me to remember this stuff later on in life or it just so happened to be the first thing I remembered because I was in a heightened state of mind. Obviously it's easy to assume the former, but it's not like everyone who does hallucinogens gains this ability. Maybe I was just predestined for it. When you see life in the way I do, causality seems like bullshit. Stuff just kind of happens.
>>14924494
I don't know about UK shit. The only reason I remember the queen dies is because Americans care about British royalty a lot for some reason, so it's allover the media. Huawei is too obscure, I didn't even know it existed until people started talking shit about it. Obviously nothing happens to Google. It's still a powerhouse by the time I die, so I doubt anything of relevance happens to them.

[Anonymous No.14924671]

>>14924629
Thanks for the insight. One last question. What's the winning lottery numbers?


Why do you say fuck it and die? Dude why don't u bet and predict football games or stuff?

[Anonymous No.14924831]

>>14924671
Lottery numbers and sports betting are impossible. I've looked into it, it's just all too arbitrary and you need to know exact dates of each event.
I say fuck it because I want to use drugs as a means of mental escape, not necessarily as a suicide tool. It's kind of a combination of thinking I was wrong about the specific event that kills me, and just not caring if it actually does kill me. If I could get rich and not have to wageslave or be around these people in my life, yeah I would say fuck the drugs. But I'm going to be a miserable wageslave surrounded by people I hate, yeah I'm going to want to do some drugs.
It's not like I'm saying that if I had drugs right now and thought they might kill me I'd do them. My life is tolerable at the moment and I think it's absolutely retarded how I accidentally kill myself despite knowing how I die. I'm just saying that by 2022 I won't care.

[Anonymous No.14925195]

>>14923909
what's your algorithm nigger

[Anonymous No.14925240]

>>14924134
>Not willfully dumbing yourself down around people and being a charismatic jackass.

Anon. . . The mental masturbation does hurt when I am alone or not drunk and high.

[Anonymous No.14925286]

>I can predict the future using math
you would require a near infinte amount of variables to come up with a formula and have precise historical knowledge of every atom in the universe at any point in time

the only way it may ever be possible to predict the future is through actual time travel

[Anonymous No.14925342]

>>14925286
>what's heuristics

[Anonymous No.14925373]

>>14924134
>its a good thing im not two smart otherwise id be to dumb too comprehend those with lower iqs then me

[Anonymous No.14925392]

>>14923909
>What can I apply this program to and being generating unlimited wealth?
Online poker.
Even the very best players and game-theory optimal bots will lose brutally to your algorithm. You'll be printing money.

[Anonymous No.14925393]

>>14923909
If you were smart enough to create a future predicting algorithm you wouldn't be dumb enough to ask that question, especially here of all places. You are more dumb than you think.

[Anonymous No.14925427]

>>14925240
if you're a bona fide genius and you're not building something incredible with your brainpower (the way historical geniuses made things like the Turing Machine, Quaternion Formula, Calculus, etc) then you're completely wasting it. if you're not capable of building something amazing, you're not as smart as you think you are. simple as that. What I wouldn't give to live in the head of Turing or Hamilton for even a minute to feel the way they process data and envision systems.

[Anonymous No.14925489]

>>14925373
>be smart and productive but also empathetic, relatable, and a clear comfortable speaker
>anon thinks I am secretly raging cause im not smarter
I don't need to be the smartest person in the room, just smart enough to impress, and when you find someone who you're not impressing, you can really connect. that happens at 120 IQ just the same as 210 iq, the difference is that a 210 IQ will never find that person they can connect with. don't project your insecure ego on me anon.

[Anonymous No.14925510]

>>14925427
It's taking a lot more time then I have anticipated and as soon as I am moving forward I hit walls. I do agree that the litmus test will be my success.

[Anonymous No.14925527]

>>14923909
That's just chance. There's no reason a coin flip predicting system has to be correct 50% of the time.

[Anonymous No.14925543]

>>14925195
rofl

[Anonymous No.14925557]

>>14925543
i'm still waiting for a reply, i want to make it bros

[Anonymous No.14925586]

>>14925510
remember that success is just a function of how much people need what you made today. what you make and what it does can provide a lot more insight to the brainpower of its creator than the actual financial success it finds while you're alive. it's only recently that people who make amazing things can cash in on what they've made during their lifetime thanks to rapid advances in technology, so hopefully it will catch on and its usefulness will present itself as quickly as you hope.

[Anonymous No.14925612]

>>14923909
let biz test drive it

[Anonymous No.14925648]

lole nothing will be more accurate at predicting flippings other than VectorSpace

https://vectorspace.ai/

Demonstration:
https://hackernoon.com/unsupervised-machine-learning-for-fun-profit-with-basket-clusters-17a1161e7aa1

Journal on hidden relationships:
https://www0.gsb.columbia.edu/mygsb/faculty/research/pubfiles/1555/contagious.pdf

[Anonymous No.14925685]

>>14924629
God you're an annoying schiz. In two years when you're wrong and still alive you won't learn your lesson, you'll come up with new bullshit predictions.

[Anonymous No.14925691]

[Anonymous No.14925703]

>>14925685
and you'll have to endure it :^)

[Anonymous No.14925705]

>>14925691
top kek

[Anonymous No.14925733]

>>14924134
you don't have to be socially retarded to have a high IQ. it's not some sort of balance. that's just an excuse that autists use to avoid taking responsibility for their cheesegrater personalities

[Anonymous No.14925743]

>>14925691
based

[Anonymous No.14925748]

>>14925691
have sex

[Anonymous No.14925759]

>>14924134
>mid-high IQ is the most functional because you're just good at stuff
its more what youre not good at that helps you, though calling advanced foresight 'good' is subjective itself as in the wrong environment it leads to paralysis, in the right environment it can lead to anything in existence.
the depth a person can extrapolate scenarios down (or up) from known information correlates with IQ, its why high IQ people can appear overly hesitant and often find themselves missing opportunities in life, they are just viewing the world from a totally different perspective to everyone else and seeing potentials that others can never even conceive of.

some 90iq nigger sees a hot woman and they think 'muh dick, lets go!', something 145+ iq is silently thinking 'i know shes here this time of day, ill make sure to be here another time, if i say this funny line then this conversation will play out but if i say this other line then another conversation will happen, i wonder what her name is so i can search her instabook, i wonder if shes single, i wonder what our kids will look like, my mother would probably think our kids look really cute, itd be so cool to take this girl places with our kids, maybe people would stop thinking im a total failure if i could get her to be my girlfriend, i wonder if i have enough money to give us the life we need, am i getting too old for all this? should i even have kids with the downfall of the west? what if we have a daughter and she gets raped by niggers in 20 years? why am i even worrying about any of this, the world isnt even a real place".
same shit plays out in every scenario, 2 people looking at a job advertisement online will leave one static with the dread of a 40 year career, worldbuilding a whole life all the way down to what their daily arguments with coworkers might look like and every shit situations that might come to pass along the way, the mid-level iqlet will think 'its better than what im doing now, ill apply'

[Anonymous No.14925769]

>>14925703
Can you at least use a tripcode.

[Anonymous No.14925794]

>>14925769
There's one I use sometimes, but I don't want people to filter it so I don't use it often.

[Anonymous No.14925814]

>>14925733
No but topic of interest does change. You won't care for the footeh and you're level of humour extends beyond puns. Not to say it has to go weird like here but there will be some disconnect.

Though here does make a difference, if im out drinking with work colleagues now i have to be careful not to give off about niggers and shill link.

[Anonymous No.14925829]

HOW DO I PREDICT COINFLIPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.14925831]

>>14925794
Which is it so i can post when your prediction fails.

[Augurnaut !SCHiZO/aZM No.14925868]

>>14925831
The queen of England dies in October 2019 and Hillary Clinton is elected president in 2020.
There, here's an easy post to cap.

[Anonymous No.14925882]

>>14924124
>Hillary Clinton is elected president in 2020.

lolol

[Anonymous No.14925884]

>>14925868
predict something in august

[Anonymous No.14925930]

>>14925884
August fucking blows, that's my prediction. It's hot as shit and I'm too busy trying not to die during this time to remember anything noteworthy. Same with September.

[Anonymous No.14925946]

>>>14924629
>>Stuff just kind of happens.
>Toward the end of a shroom trip where I thought I died, the simple line "it's whatever" meant so much.
>>14924831
But you said earlier that link ends up in the the 4th position. Are you not invested in it?

[Anonymous No.14925982]

i fucked my last post all the way up

[Anonymous No.14926028]

>>14924282
what happens to link?

[Anonymous No.14926080]

>>14925427
>if you're not capable of building something amazing, you're not as smart as you think you are. simple as that.
pure truth

[Anonymous No.14926102]

>>14925814
Well, I stopped showing normans memes I pulled from here because some of the humor goes too deep. But as far as conversation goes, as long as you keep it light and joke a bit, people like you well enough. I mean that mask prevents you from ever getting close to anyone but it's not like you can't blend into a crowd because you can make intuitive leaps.

[Anonymous No.14926107]

>>14925691
another gem
another truth
truly patrician tier

[Anonymous No.14926129]

>>14925946
Link doesn't hit position number 4 in marketcap, lol. That'd be fucking crazy. I just remember that in 2021 there's a website that lists all the cryptos by their percentage gain for the year. Link is number 4 in this list. If it was number 4 by marketcap, it'd be number 1 in this list, surely even outperforming Bitcoin. I don't know what website, I don't use it before or after this list. It's just something people on /biz/ are linking. I remember that it's in 2021 because I thought it was funny that since Chainlink was made in 2017, that means it's 4 years old when its the number 4 growing crypto. Anyway, no I'm not invested in it. I'm not invested in anything, I'm broke as shit. It's why I say fuck it and do the drugs in 2022. I will try grabbing Bitcoin at the bottom a couple times, but I fuck up because I get hyperfocused and getting it at the exact bottom and then I freak out when I miss it and it starts going back up. I don't have money to just invest, anything I put into it needs to be immediately profitable or at least not lose me money, because the only money I have is also the money I need to pay my bills with.
>>14926028
It does very well. I don't remember the exact numbers.

[Anonymous No.14926159]

>>14926129
>I will try grabbing Bitcoin at the bottom a couple times, but I fuck up because I get hyperfocused and getting it at the exact bottom and then I freak out when I miss it and it starts going back up.
you've outlarped yourself here son

when did those couple of times happened?
>inb4 i don't remember

[Anonymous No.14926204]

>>14925691
lol

[Anonymous No.14926231]

>>14926159
I know there's a crash in October when the queen dies, but I'm not positive it's the one I'm thinking of. I know at some point Bitcoin goes just under $100. The other one is a little over $200 in a February, not positive it's this upcoming February, it might be the next one. I know it's a February because I'm house sitting for someone when it goes down to just a little over $200 and they almost always vacation in late February. Very slight chance it could be early March, but I'm pretty damn sure it's February.
Also, I'm pretty sure there's a crash to under $1k and a recovery to like $3k just before the $100 crash, so that's a good sign to look for.

[Anonymous No.14926256]

>>14926231
>t. sold at 3k

[Anonymous No.14926290]

>>14926129
sounds like you have all this knowledge, but can't alter your course. that's crazy. I'm so susceptible to shit like this.

[Anonymous No.14926327]

>>14926290
Yeah, it fucking blows. Trying to dictate my future actions seems as futile as trying to dictate my past actions. I feel like a machine simply responding to given inputs. My biology, environment, previous experiences, and just plain physics all dictate my behavior with no sense of "free will" truly existing.

[Prof.anon !!BftyVgYvBSd No.14926336]

>>14926231
Bitcoin under $100. Sorry but your drugs are more of the delusional variety.

Delusional people believe their bullshit and cause others start believing too. This is why most cults and religions end up with such idiots as their leaders. The sad part is OP is too low IQ to even start a fuking cult.

[Anonymous No.14926366]

>>14926336
I'm not on any drugs other than caffeine and nicotine. I don't even drink alcohol or smoke weed.
You should start a cult for me once you see my predictions come true :^)

[Anonymous No.14926411]

>>14925392
I like this idea. It's hard to not be detected using a bot at the larger poker sites tho but i haven't spent much time on that... yet.

[Anonymous No.14926425]

>>14926411
see >>14925829

[Anonymous No.14926510]

>>14926366
you are delusional and your severe depression is skewing all probabilities toward the negative.

[Anonymous No.14926522]

>>14924134
>coping this hard about being low IQ

[Anonymous No.14926543]

>>14926231
>I know at some point Bitcoin goes just under $100.
Come on homie this shit wasn't too far fetched until this.

[Anonymous No.14926621]

>>14923909
Oddly enough, i have a friend who made an algorithm for sports betting. He did a master in CS, and I know he wrote it in python. He wins about 20-60k per year in sports betting with minimal costs (once a week, $2 a ticket). From what I understand he bets against popular teams because then his winning would have to share with multiple people, so going for least popular teams means he doesn't have to share the earnings as much. Usually he wins only once per year but it's a lot of money. That's all he's told me though.
Don't know if something similar could be applied here but it is a nice thought game i suppose.

[Anonymous No.14926622]

>>14926510
That honestly could be true to an extent. I have these other thoughts that I can't tell are just wishful thinking or an actual possible alternative timeline. They seem to be more than just random imagined thoughts, but they don't seem as burned into my mind as my typical memories of the future. They definitely don't coincide, so if I get too far into the path I think I'm on, I definitely won't be able to get on the good one. But it's not like there's anything I can do right now to change shit. Getting Bitcoin at the bottom would be the fork in the road that will allow me to change paths, if its even possible.
>>14926543
I'm still pretty sure it happens. I know for an absolute fact that it goes under $1k, it does it multiple times. But maybe the reason why I will fuck up is because I wait for it to hit $100 and it never quite makes it that low. Or maybe it does and I'm just fucking retarded for not buying whatever piddly amounts I can afford.

[Anonymous No.14926650]

>>14926622
you might want to make some adjustments before you turn your life into a self fulfilling prophecy

[Anonymous No.14926693]

>>14926650
There's absolutely nothing I can do at the moment. I'm not only broke as shit, but I'm also in debt, so I'm stuck where I am until I make some money. There's only one alternative I can think of in which I don't get rich but can still live a good life. Even then, that option is further away than the Bitcoin bottom. So I may as well try to get rich first. If I fuck up Bitcoin again, then I would like to just say fuck it and go on that alternative path, but I probably won't since I don't actually have any control over my future actions.