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Next time you look at your phone, Bitcoin (BTC) will be trading at “0”.

>> No.14922308

>>14921951
okay lemme check

>> No.14922320

>>14921951
but if bsv is the real bitcoin, wouldnt that mean that Bitcoin would be zero hence bsv is zero? checkmate bsv tards

>> No.14922323

>>14922308
$10268.940

>> No.14922335

>>14922320
bitcoin is not Bit Coin

>> No.14922359

>>14921951
You’re right! I had bought BTC at under 8k and when I saw we’re now at 10.2k my response, as you predicted, was “000000000000hh!”

>> No.14922394
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>> No.14922401

>>14922335

Guys, guys listen!
I'm Satoshi!
I swear!
I'm Satoshi Nakamoto creator of Bit Coin.
I don't care if you don't belive me.
But listen I'm Satoshi. If you don't belive me you gonna be so sorry!
I will bankrupt you!
Because I'm Satoshi.
And Bit Coin is turing complete... Yes it is. I'm not gonna prove it you just have to take my word on it!
I made Bit Coin. You will fucking listen to what I say!
I will not prove it because I don't owe you anything!
I don't care if you don't belive me!
Honest to God! I don't give a flying fuck.
But listen here! I'm Satoshi Nakamoto. Do you understand motherfucker.
I will bankrupt you if you don't listen to me!
But I'm not gonna prove shit because I don't care if you belive me or not...
I made Bit Coin it's mine! My intellectual property and you may only use it the way i see fit!
If you try other forks I will bankrupt you motherfucker!
I'm Satoshi. I can't prove it but I am.
Satoshi Nakamoto motherfucker!
That's me.
Don't belive me! See if I care!
You will be so sorry.
Sanjay's Vindaloo is the real Bit Coin!
The original.
We introduced new opcodes that make no sense.
I can do that because I'm Satoshi!
No I will not prove it!
No I will not sign.
Fuck off!
I don't owe you anything!
I'm Satoshi!
I don't care if you don't believe me!
I'm Satoshi! Motherfucker!
You buy, you hodl, anything at all, I will bloody bankrupt you!
I don't give a fuck!
You don't have to believe me!
I'm Satoshi I don't have to give a fuck!
I don't care about you incels!
I swear I don't. I really really truly don't care.
I'm Satoshi! Do you understand motherfucker?
Have a Nice Life!

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>>14922394
we really live in a meme timeline where everything memed about becomes real

>> No.14922517

If you like money buy and hold BSV for at least a year.

>> No.14922696

>>14922401

Occam's razor points to all of this being true.

Or you can subscribe to being a skitzo and rationalize all the different reasons why everything he says isn't true.

>> No.14922705

>>14922401
Craig?

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>>14921951
https://bitinfocharts.com/comparison/hashrate-btc-bsv.html#3m

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>>14922733
delete this

>> No.14922857

>>14922733
where is the sv hashrate? that's just bitcoin...

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>>14922401

>> No.14922893

>>14921951
Eat shit

>> No.14922993

>>14921951
Fuck off, Craig

>> No.14923839

>>14922696
>t. just learned about occams razor
stop using phrases you don't understand.

>> No.14923913

>>14922733
https://bitinfocharts.com/comparison/mining_profitability-btc-bsv.html#3m

>> No.14924172

>>14922733
https://bitinfocharts.com/comparison/hashrate-btc-bsv.html#log&2y

>> No.14924204

>>14923913
https://bitinfocharts.com/comparison/mining_profitability-btc-eth-bsv.html#log&2y

>> No.14924273

LOL
https://bitinfocharts.com/comparison/mining_profitability-bsv-xmr.html#log

this chart is fucking wrong tho
these numbers are from fucknowhere
there is no way ZEC is more profitable than ETH mining

>> No.14925591

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14925614

>>14921951
>he meant BSV

>> No.14925626

>>14921951
everytime I see this faggots face I cringe. You can actually see the autism in his face and how the only thing in life he's ever achieved is working on a virtual scam coin to get even richer, Sad!

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>>14921951

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>>14922401
OMG...

I fucking LOVE Biz memes.

Biz is soooo fucking based lol. Craig = le god.

We need to meme him into emperor status lol, how frickin based would that be guys?

It's like... he's just as based as Trump and MoonMan. I think its because he's so sassy and non-sequitorious.

This is TOTALLY the next, most epic and righteous BASED meme.... get this:

He's on the internet...

He's contrarian to what seems reasonable and admirable...

Controversial...

Quite silly and ironic...

But actually a super fun and great guy.

>> No.14927256

>>14926705
too late sergey already = le god