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[Anonymous No.14919365]

If you think about it, Sergey probably can never actually eat McDonalds ever again. Imagine you’re him, and hanging out with some old girlfriend from college or something and she’s like

>Sergey, I’m really hungry, can we just stop into McDonald’s real quick so I can get some fries
>uh n-no it’s probably fundamentally better if we don’t
>h-h-how about c-chipotle instead?
>I want fries, why do you care?
>I can’t be uh seen at uh McDonald’s
>What? Why?
> Uh Bigmacs... 4chan. It could really hurt my company
>Oh yeah, that internet money you made... Chain something? How’s that working out?
>Uh... pretty good. There’s a guy from Brazil that just did a whole presentation on us that works for Oracle I think.
>oh, ok, awesome. Hey you know what? I just remembered I need to go help my roommate with something. Hope things keep going uh so well, Sergey. Take care of yourself...