/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14910796]

>So Anon, what did you do this weekend?

[Anonymous No.14910830]

lost 20% of my life savings playing Crypto Casino

[Anonymous No.14910835]

nothing
>oh, what do you mean? you didn't do anything?
no

[Anonymous No.14910845]

I was at work with you...

[Anonymous No.14910863]

>>14910796
Do you remember when I said I enjoyed investing? Well I made another $8000 due to some savvy plays, spent finished paying off my house and now I only have a few more years to accumulate wealth before I can retire at 35.
How was your weekend? Was the club everything you expected it to be and more?

[Anonymous No.14910885]

>spent all weekend eating cheetos and posting racist memes on a nazi incel 4channel board that trades meme coins
>what?
>n-nnothing, i watched stranger things on netflix, y-yeah that was my favourite part too *gulp*

[Anonymous No.14911020]

>shitposted on a Mongolian basket weaving board

[Anonymous No.14911037]

spent the whole weekend binging on alcohol, marijuana, cocaine and little bit of adderall here and there, and don't fucking lie to that you didn't do the same thing and drag yourself here after getting only 4 or 5 hours of sleep because you slept until 4pm saturday and sunday from all the drugs like every other fucking normie wagie trying to deal with their shitty existence you stupid fuck

* sips coffee *
fuck you, i'm going back to my desk now

[Anonymous No.14911062]

boss just called, literally told him i did nothing. Have a strange sigh. Fuck him 4 chan 4life

[Anonymous No.14912131]

absolutely nothing because I was sick. literally took fewer than 100 steps in two days. now have to go back to work tomorrow and start it all over again fuck.

[Anonymous No.14912222]

I obsessively read an anonymous forum based on highly speculative tech assets in the hopes that I wouldn't be here today. Instead of making money I've been indoctrinated into a cult.
>tfw my coworkers have less of a life than me so they don't ask anyway

[Anonymous No.14912225]

>>14910796
Shitty, das is sick

[Anonymous No.14912438]

I did some yard work and had friends over for a bbq

reality: nothing

Gotta make low key lies low.

[Anonymous No.14912475]

>>14910796
On Saturday morning I saw Litecoin spike up from $98 to $104, and I bought $1000 worth at $103 hoping to catch the ride up, but then by the end of the day it was back down to $98.

Kinda pissed at my stupidity yesterday. God damn. I mean just fuck me in the butt and pump a load in me. Hopefully it should go back up at some point in time.

[Anonymous No.14912488]

>>14910885
Keked too much real life

[Anonymous No.14912492]

>>14910796
I was on /biz/ pretending to have friends. I was told to kill myself 11 times. Then I lost all my money.

[Anonymous No.14912638]

>>14912222
well that hits home

[Anonymous No.14912657]

Did some volunteer work

[Anonymous No.14912659]

I bought more bitcoin, went to the gunshow to have a holster made for my new HK, and also I discovered there actually IS a Six Flags near me so, fuckin roller coasters next weekend, boys.

[Anonymous No.14912858]

Said bye Tomy therapist, said hi to nieces and nephews, said bye to a nephew, hung out with a cousin and her kids that swung through town, celebrated my parent's 40th wedding anniversary, did course work, and inhaled marijuanas.

[Anonymous No.14912889]

>>14912222
>Instead of making money I've been indoctrinated into a cult
I see you bought chainlink

[Anonymous No.14912974]

sat in front of my computer and drank.

there. I told you. STOP ASKING ME!!!

[Anonymous No.14913379]

>>14910796
just like you nothing of worth

[Anonymous No.14913531]

>>14910885
Ok so how far can I play normie whom has watched television? Like how many minutes can you spend speaking of stranger things? what would be a viable option afterwards? preferably an easy going both parties grooving to it 15 minute timeframe?

[Anonymous No.14913590]

Watched anime, went to the gym, took my dog for a walk, shitposted on 4chan.
Yourself?

[Anonymous No.14914044]

>>14910796
I all-in'd an internet coin called Trustverse which will soon be the standard for Asia's new global elite, so, sirs and ma'am, actually, I quit because I'm going to spend the next 5 years bouncing around Japan and Korea eating food and cheers-ing other like-minded Asians who joined me on this journey of being a multi-millionaire.

[Anonymous No.14914078]

Got drunk friday night
got drunk last night
im pretty fucking drunk right now

[Anonymous No.14914135]

>>14910796
Make a pretty penny by scalping tickets at comic con. Always hustlin /biz/, always hustlin

[Anonymous No.14914236]

>>14910796
Thinking way too much as always.

[Anonymous No.14914313]

>>14910796
Bought copious amount of Otocash, a SEA dark-web consortium that's about to make me extremely wealthy.

[Anonymous No.14915559]

>>14912492
What a relatable experience.

[Anonymous No.14915590]

>>14910796
I hate Mondays because of this. We all have to list our activities in a shared Google sheets page, it's not even private.

[Anonymous No.14915600]

>>14910796
slung racial slurs around on a tibetan flying carpet weaving forum and gambling real money on imaginary internet money

[Anonymous No.14915607]

>>14914236
nigga doin algebra homework LOLOL

[Anonymous No.14915612]

>>14912222
checked

[Anonymous No.14915613]

>>14910796
that photo is very inaccurate

[Anonymous No.14915631]

>>14912222

So true it hurts to read this.

[Anonymous No.14915634]

NOTMUCH,ANDYOU?

[Anonymous No.14915711]

>>14912222
Hey pal, just because it's a cult doesn't mean we aren't all your frens.

Now keep busting your ass to buy more tokens, $1000 EOY!

[Anonymous No.14916009]

>Mfw french slut coworker asked me to dp her