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14905689 No.14905689 [Reply] [Original]

Unless I make 1500 dollars in the next two months, I will die. What can I do to make that amount? I'm willing to do pretty much anything but I'm unhireable when it comes to regular jobs and I can only invest 50 bucks for whatever I have to do to make that amount of money

>> No.14905703

sent :)

>> No.14905708
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14905708

You can get a really nice pair of kneepads for $50...

>> No.14905718

>>14905689
Look at the brapper on her

>> No.14905723

>>14905689
KNEE PADS
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P
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S

>> No.14905734

>>14905689
Get a job.

>> No.14905738

do craigslist gigs or something

>> No.14905744

Sick 1500 men for. $1

>> No.14905752
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14905752

>>14905708
>>14905723
Nobody would pay me even 2 bucks for a blowjob.

>>14905734
As I said, nobody will hire me with my shitty education and empty resume.

>>14905738
Not a thing where I live.

>> No.14905764

Grubhub or some food cart service

>> No.14905769

>>14905689
not possible with $50 unless you are good at poker. best i can think of is getting a loan for the amount you need thrn getting a job asap to pay it back.

>> No.14905786

Look at the toilet on that bish

>> No.14905792

>>14905752
somebody needs to have somebody move their stuff.
somebody needs to have their grass cut.
somebody needs to have somebody babysit their kids.
somebody needs their walls painted.
think for a second.

>> No.14905824

>>14905792
I'm living in one of the most regulated countries on the planet. Every single thing you just listed requires degrees, permits etc.

>> No.14905837

>>14905752
Don’t make an empty resume
Write that you love fitness and other sports and shit like that

>> No.14905849

>>14905824
which country is that?

>> No.14905867

>>14905689
Petroleum extraction

>> No.14905880
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>>14905689
Just sell drugs, preferably weed

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14905948

My own ideas:

>Kickstarter/Indiegogo/GoFundMe scam
>creating a new shitcoin that will entertain people and/or have a solid use-case
>"selling" used phones, cameras and gaming consoles to people online and then never delivering them after getting their money
>blackmailing pedophiles
>pretending to be a girl online and taking money for nudes and/or meetups

>> No.14905959

>>14905824
inb4 OP is making all these excuses because he already knows what he wants to do but is insecure and is waiting for one of us to blurt it out so he can get validation. he'll shoot down everything no matter how available of an option it is, and strike it down as impossible.
I have self-destructive voluntary loser friends like this and they piss me off.

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>>14905824
>moving boxes, mowing lawns, painting requires degrees, permits, etc.
Nope, you're just a delusional NEET.

>> No.14905973

>>14905689
Sauce?

>> No.14905990

>>14905689
I’ll gib ideas if you gib sauce

>> No.14905992
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14905992

>>14905973
Literally right in the fucking filename

>> No.14905994

>>14905948
>Kickstarter/Indiegogo/GoFundMe scam
creates easy trail so the Law will fuck you

>creating a new shitcoin that will entertain people and/or have a solid use-case
lets be real here, you won't be the genius to pull this off.

>"selling" used phones, cameras and gaming consoles to people online and then never delivering them after getting their money
sell where? ebay?
they just chargeback their money and then sue you

>blackmailing pedophiles
too risky, pedo could decide to talk to the cops and then you sink with the ship. many such cases

>pretending to be a girl online and taking money for nudes and/or meetups
not enough money to be made here

just sell weed you fucking pussy.

>> No.14905996

>>14905948
The last one is the most legal and or likely to work.

>> No.14906004

>>14905996
you won't make 1500 dollar in 2 months with that.

>> No.14906021

>>14905992
That’s not a name that’s the title of a website

>> No.14906028

>>14905990
>>14905992

>> No.14906049
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>>14905824
The UK is not that bad.... I get that there are more laws than white people, but at least the sky is blue :)

>> No.14906065

Sports Betting. Run that shit up. Don't go all in, but you can't be a pussy either. Take some time and find good bets. Don't just throw it at random shit. You could make 10x what you need in that amount of time.

>> No.14906081

>>14905824
craigslist

>> No.14906093

>>14905959
You just described this whole board my dude

>> No.14906134

>>14905689
What could you possibly need 1500 for that is literally life or death?

Also dude, $1500 really isn’t that much. If it’s literally life or death, sell your possessions.
If it’s not literally life or death, get a job. You may have an empty resume but there are plenty of jobs that will hire with zero experience. Unless you’re physically too big to fit through a standard doorframe, you gotta start somewhere.

Figure out your current net worth, liquidate current assets, and then cut your teeth wherever will hire you

>> No.14906158

>>14905689


>Unless I make 1500 dollars in the next two months, I will die.

OP's life equals to 1500 bucks

Let me guess: you're an Ameritard

>> No.14906160

Kneeboots

>> No.14906172

>>14905689
get a job

>> No.14906226
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>>14906158
No.

>>14906134
>Figure out your current net worth
>liquidate current assets
>sell your third car
>rent your vacation villa on AirBnB
>ask your billionaire father for a loan

LOL LOL LOL

My net worth is -4000 dollars, my only possessions with any value are my old leather couch, my old 50 inch plasma television and my PS4 Pro that I still have to make monthly payments on for like 2 years.

>> No.14906230

>>14905689
>1500 dollars in the next two months

Contact a temp agency. These aren't good for finding permanent positions but if you just need work right now, they can usually find something for you. You could also do the illegal immigrant technique of hanging around Home Depot contractor entrance with a sign that says you're available for day labor.

>> No.14906232

>>14905967
You would be surprised what countries can regulate.
In my country you need a permit to cut a tree on your own land.

>> No.14906247

>>14906232
>can own land
excuses.

>> No.14906332

>>14906232
Walk peoples dogs.

>> No.14906344

>>14906226
I wasn’t trying to imply that you had stuff like a third car or vacation house, I was just saying that common household items can be used to flip for quick cash.

I’m genuinely trying to help, but sorry if the suggestion was a miss, that’s my bad.

So you don’t have assets that you can liquidate, but you still have the ability to perform labor. What is the job market like where you are located? Are there fast food restaurants/farms/warehouses where you can get an entry level position? It’s going to suck, and you’re going to hate it I’m not gonna lie to you. But if you keep your future in mind and remember that you’re working to survive, then pulling long weeks doesn’t seem so hard.

>> No.14906351

>>14905752
i'll pay you 3 bucks per blowjob, 2 per day for aslong as you want

>> No.14906389

Get a fucking job retard. If you can't do that you can't do anything else anyway.

>> No.14906761

>>14906389
Learn to read, fuckface

>> No.14906777

Too many brappers in this thread, I don’t wanna fap
Fuck u anons

>> No.14906821
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>>14906777

>> No.14906843

>>14906761
I did and i know you're wrong. You've never really tried to get a job.

>> No.14906863

>>14906821
My god
Who fucks these girls, why am I even alive
Fuck you anon

>> No.14906911

>>14906761
You haven’t really provided us with any valid evidence for why you can’t get a job, so we’re going to keep suggesting it. While the guy you replied to may have been a dick, it’s the best advice you’re gonna get until you give us a reason otherwise.

>> No.14906954

It can a lot of enjoyment out of loserposting
>Paying monthly installments on a PS4
Truly pathetic.

>> No.14906999

>>14905752
You think a girl like this poops?

>> No.14907018
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>>14906999
*thot

FTFY

>> No.14907032

start suck dicks, loser

>> No.14907044

>>14906863
i dont know.. well looking 20 yo dudes?

>> No.14907634

>>14905967
>>14905792
>thinking any of those jobs will get you 1500 in two months

>> No.14907668

>>14905948
>>Kickstarter/Indiegogo/GoFundMe scam
doesn't work

>> No.14907814

>>14905689
source

>> No.14907899

TFW can't pay this months internet because I spent it on fixing some of my dogs lumps at the vet, no regrets. Start a job and save up as much as possible , 1.5k isn't unachievable. Drink more water so you don't go as hungry. Keep your head up.

>> No.14908074

>>14905792
Somebody gon' get they ass kicked
Somebody gon' get their wig split
Somebody gon' get they ass kicked
Somebody gon' get their wig split
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck

>> No.14908772

>>14906911
As I said, I don't have any job experience from this decade and I only have a high school diploma.

>> No.14908784

>>14905689
Um... how about a job? Even a shitty job will get you $1500 in two months, that's easy man.

>> No.14908810

>>14908772
Nobody had job experience at their first job dude, you gotta start somewhere. Go get a job at a gas station, it's easy as hell and pretty fun if you can handle talking to strangers at all. No, you will never get rich doing it, but you should be able to pull down at very least $500 a week starting. Also you can smoke bowls in the back all shift and it doesn't matter, I loved that shit when I was young, no responsibility and just enough money to stay afloat and have a little fun.

>> No.14908868

>>14905689
>find a second hand trading website (craigslist or whatever - depending on where you're from)
>focus something you know you'll easily be able to sell (phone or whatever)
>find ad from some rich boomer who doesn't care and just sells his shit for cheaps
>haggle the price as low as possible
>clean/fix up the thing you've bought so it's more attractive
>take nice, clear pictures of it (also makes it more attractive to buyers)
>lie a little bit in the ad - "only used for x amount of hours" etc.
>resell for 30-50% higher price, or maybe even more, depending on how lucky you got with your first trade
>repeat until you have 1500 dollars tax free

>> No.14908891

>>14908810
>>14908784
I don't live in the US where even monkeys can find work without credentials or experience

>> No.14908963
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14908963

There's also this nimble little trick. Works like a charm.

>> No.14909026

>>14905689
how lucky are you?

>> No.14909576

Just buy BRAP.

>> No.14909668

>>14905689
Obvioulsy go to google:

1) Search "temporary employment agency in city X"

2) Go to at least 3 temporary employment agencies and sign up

3) Within a week you will have temporary work to do. Easy as fuck.

Unless you are larping then fuck you

>> No.14909745

>>14906004
No. you actually make more..

>> No.14909792

>>14905824
>Yuropoors need to have permits to paint a house
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.14909850

>4chan hive mind to the rescue, 10$ a piece
coinbase.com earn xlm invite 27fdqb48

>> No.14909875

If the migrants from Mexico can make their to the good ol' US of A with nothing except a prosperous die hard attitude then so can you tinkerbell.

>> No.14909876
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>>14905689
Just open a Minecraft server. This is what I made off mine last month.

>> No.14910214

What country do you live in? Telling us that will give us a good starting place for how to help you. There's websites out there that will show you how to make shady money online, but they're effectiveness is dependent on geography.

>> No.14910319

>>14908891
WHAT FUCKING COUNTRY DO YOU LIVE IN THEN FAGGOT WHY DO YOU KEEP AVOIDING THIS QUESTION

>> No.14910345

>>14907018
>>14906999
Imagine the taste

>> No.14910472

>>14907044
>20 year olds

Nah rich guys and chads

>> No.14910514

sent;)

>> No.14910519

need to know where you live to give proper advice

we can tell youre in brazil just fucking say it

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>>14910519
OP is either brazilian, central latam, pajeet or ukrainian. he has internet access but is unwilling to test things like fiverr, or make a youtube vid series that shows his struggles. if he is shitskin and went the youtube route there is at least 5-10 liberals who will donate to him. but OP has no balls, and no brain. press F for OP as he will starve.

>> No.14910622

>>14905752
Oh good heavens. SAUCE

>> No.14910628

Create great deals on an online market place (no possible chargeback) and set your location to somewhere far south or north, then put in the ad that they need to email you saying they want to either pick it up or have you sent it to them, only respond to those that want you to send the items and scam them. Do I with hard drives or something like that. Those items are not commonly
Used. Make great bundle deals. A friend of me scammed a few k that way.

>> No.14910667

>>14905689

You let me plow that ass three times and I'll give you 1500. 500 a pop.

>> No.14910695

>>14910622
https://www.instagram.com/rebeccafitness_eats/?hl=en

you guys are bad at the fucking internet you know that?

>> No.14910705

>>14905689
Even at minimum wage you could easily make 1500 in two months and they'll literally hire retards. You probably could do it without even working full time. How is this even an issue OP?

>> No.14910734

>>14910695
No, just lazy desu senpai. Thnx for sauce btw

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>>14910606
F

>> No.14910899

>>14909876
How do you even start doing that? What are the costs and minimum requirements to make it work well?

>> No.14910936

>>14905689
What will you die of? Starvation? Exposure?

>> No.14910943

>>14910739
the thing about ass, tits and nipples is that they don't taste like anything. the main appeal of hot girls is obviously your biological desire to see the curves of their body, then see them naked, smell them, feel their wet pussy with your dick. its all biologically pre-programmed. i haven't overcome this desire yet but i do have "monk mode" moments where i recall that sucking on a nipple doesn't taste like anything or give much pleasure. all the pleasure is mainly from my dick going inside the wet pussy, and some women i've fucked were quite loose. going back to the nipple sucking, perhaps that's due to the brain's desire to get the milk like when we were babies, or to get her more aroused. but i think women are most aroused by rough treatment from a strong man, and the dick, more than sucking on nipple.

i guess what i'm saying is, yes, sex is pleasurable, but it's not a lasting feeling. you get satisfaction for 30-60 mins then you fall asleep.

>> No.14911078

>>14910695
Maybe I'm asexual or gay now. Not that attractive imo.

>> No.14911355

>>14905689
are you a girl? I can make it happen if you're a girl

>> No.14911621

Well, if it were like 30 days earlier I would have asked you to invest in VID and you would have gotten like 9000% return...You could still invest in VID now as its still growing, but possibly not as rapid as the first month

https://1milperday.com

>> No.14911688

>>14905880
Imagine thinking you can turn a profit from weed. lol Selling weed is for people who want to support a weed habbit. Selling meth is for winners.

>>14905689
Kidneys go for like $10K these days. :)

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>>14905752
>imagine the taste of a poop from her ass

>> No.14911837

>>14905689
I sold cars for a couple years. Lot of dealerships in my area i.e Volkswagen & Chrysler pay $3000 before tax minimum a month to all salesman. It doesn't require any post education. All you have to do is ace the interview. You'll probably get fired because you're an autistic NEET that can't talk to real people but if you manage to fool them in the interview you could make your target within the first month easily. I managed to get hired w/ nothing but a few months at a grocery store on resume out of highschool, you really don't need experience, just fool them into thinking you're a social go-getter who is looking for a career. Just be ready to suck salesmanager dick & work unpaid overtime daily. So long as you're trying hard they will generally keep you even the full 3 month probation period. After that though if you're not selling on target you're gone.

>> No.14911871 [DELETED] 

>>14905689

Well you can start by clicking on my referal links doing some quizes on coinbase, earn 50$ then spam threads and earn an extra 100$. Bam you are 10% already and its not even the end of day one.

Have 1/4 XLM and 3/4 EOS

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https://coinbase
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invite/09tvsnp2

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Q2: Delegated proof of stake
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Q4: Stake EOS tokens
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XLM Answers:

Q1: A decentralized protocol that unites the world's financial
infrastructure.
Q2: Facilitating low-cost, universal payments.
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Q4: To issue, exchange, and transfer tokens quickly and efficiently.
Q5: It relies on the cooperation of trusted nodes to confirm transactions

Below are quiz answers to the other lessons so you anons can get another $9 easy.

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Q2:It is free, open source web browser built for privacy
Q3:Users get paid BAT for viewing opt-in ads, and publishers get rewarded when users pay attention to their content

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Thanks bizbros

>> No.14912453

>>14906226
>making monthly payments on a playstation
holy kek that's sad

>> No.14912547

>>14905948

No idea OP, but if you were girl in pic I'd gladly give you 1500 for a BJ.

>> No.14912581

>>14905689
Who the FUCK is this??!

>> No.14912872

>>14912581
Christine chandler from Rucversville, VA

>> No.14913375

>>14911688
I used to make money selling weed. Made a ton selling dab.

>> No.14913895

>>14912872
>Christine chandler
God dammit fuck you

>> No.14914288

>>14910214
>>14910319
>>14910606
Finland

>> No.14914350

>>14909876
What in the actual fuck? What could people possibly be paying for in a free game???? I'm confused.

>> No.14915645

>>14905689
Who tf pays monthly installments for a PS4 lmao they’re like 300 bucks

>> No.14915783

>>14905973
>>14905990
>>14907814

I found her social media account

but knowing how you 4chan creeps are lol I ain't sharing it

>> No.14915797

>>14905689
1000x leverage on a lower cap coin derivative on BitMex. if you are going to die, might as well go out with a bang

>> No.14915974

>>14911621
Fucking crazy rises! Still tempted by this though

>> No.14915988

>>14905824
OI MATE, AVE YEGOT YE LON MOWEN LOISENSE?

>> No.14916012

>>14906821
what's wrong with "her" face

>> No.14916078

>>14910943
My gf won't let me put it in, so it's basically just cuddles and sucking on her tits. I enjoy the tiddy so it's worth it on its own.

>> No.14916090

>>14905689
you see your general philosophy is wrong

this board is full of males

males actively want and get a dopamine hit when other males die, becuase it means more women for them.

So anyway they can make that happen they will

You missed the point where the hardest thing to be in the universe is a man.

The whole universe is set against you.

thats whats heroic about it despite this men carve out order from the chaos against all other things

>> No.14916190

Please don't listen to these mean replies. Keep playing vidya and masturbating all day <3 i'm sure you'll get the money i believe in you!

>> No.14916281

>>14905752
McDonalds they will hire anyone

>> No.14916355

>>14905824
can't you just go to the job centre and get free money?
at worst they'll just give you free money for you failing interviews
at best they'll actually find you a fucking job mate
if you actually have a job, you can probably borrow 1500$ from the bank

>> No.14916406

>>14914288
Cant you shovel snow then

>> No.14916654

>>14916355
I already have NEET gibsmedats. I need 1500 on top of them.

>> No.14916739

>>14916654
>find a money making youtube channel
>write down every tip they've said
>categorise the tips and elaborate into documents
>sell the tips as a "5 week path to being financially independent" course
>sell to 15 people at $100 a pop
or
>sell to 5 people at $300 a pop
or
>sell to 3 people at $500 a pop

wow, so hard.

>> No.14916858

>>14910943
It's for making white babies with your aryan wife, and there's things you can do to make it more fun, like sucking on tiddy.

>> No.14916888

>>14905689
>and my PS4 Pro that I still have to make monthly payments on for like 2 years.
and wiggers wonder why they are poor

>> No.14917002

>>14916654
Literally all in chainlink, we should 3-5x by the end of two months

>> No.14917267

>>14916078
>my gf
> won't let me put it in
pick 1 you underage faggot

>> No.14917315

>>14914350
Have you ever played online video games?

>> No.14917677

>>14917315
>Have you ever played online video games?
We have anon but give us a few tips or at least some guidelines

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14917887

>>14916078
a woman who won't have sex with you is not your girlfriend

also FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK FAGGOT MODS AND FUCK 4channel

>> No.14918096

>>14914288
Why are you not all in on LINK like your Finbros? Are you a dumb Fin?

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14918474

Shit advice ITT

>> No.14918776

>>14909876
Why would people pay for that shit when they can get it free elsewhere.
Larp

>> No.14918801

>>14916281
>McDonalds they will hire anyone


nuh uh...

>> No.14918893

>>14905792
>somebody needs to have somebody move their stuff.
I wouldn't recommend wasting your time on moving gigs on craigslist, my experience has been:
>"I can help you pack, I can be there in 30 minutes"
>no response
or
>do you have any previous moving experience?
>2 days later 0 dollars earned
>>14905752
in US you can donate plasma and get money for it, new donors can make 450+ in the first month

>> No.14918901

>>14905689
It's going to be really annoying when you make $1499.95

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14918906

>>14905824
Finland?

>> No.14918942

Damn you look 15........ Sorry i cant accept that anon otherwise i would fuck ur brains out...

but here an free investment advice... Bpro aka bitcloud pro will pump very soon according to my sources... get a nice bag

>> No.14918955

>>14917315
Yes, but minecraft is free and you make everything. What could you possibly be buying

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>>14914288
>Finland

AHAHAHHAHAHAH I WAS RIGHT, UR FUCKED MAN, HOPE U HAVE THE MONEY AND/OR NETWORK TO GET ALL THE FUCKING CARDS AND PERMITS TO EVEN SHOVEL SHIT FROM THE STREET, LMAO

>> No.14919060

>>14918776
wanting to be better than others, i paid for roblox premium shit before just so i can mow down free2plays. 5 dollars well spend.

>> No.14919088

>>14918906
>>14914288

>> No.14919203
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>>14919088
Yea, saw that after posting >>14918906.

Seriously though, why are you going to die? Is it drug related, got to pay a debt to some nasty people? If so just move out your town, or better yet, out of the country.

No way in hell you*re going to make 1500 dollars legally in two months in Finland of all places. Even if you would be employable, it would take a couple of months to just go through the whole recruitment process.

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>>14906821
who this ? i would coti her hard

>> No.14919265

>>14909876
>>14917315
What the fuck are people actually spending money on though? Last I remember, minecraft is a one time purchase kind of deal, without any additional microtransactions or in-game purchases. Did something change?

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>>14919088
Ok, so I read through the whole thread and came to the conclusion that you're most likely a druggie.

Before you skip country or fat Mexicans get you, could you please return my bike?

Thanks in advance.

>> No.14919588

>>14916012

you are literally gay, sir

>> No.14919641

>>14905689
Dishwash full time faggot. Tards and shitskins can do it so I'm sure you can too. Would be less than 1500 but unless you owe money to the Chinese mafia you're probably just being a dramatic bitch and not actually gunna die. Live within your means faggot

>> No.14919691

>>14919346
based bike cuck

>> No.14919769

>>14910695
>Already hit the wall
What a shame

>> No.14919880

>>14919346
>>14919203
I don't do drugs. I'm just going to kill myself.

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>>14919641
>just get a job as X

While the original anon is getting his rope ready, I'll give you an example how fucked the system is over here.

If you want to shovel snow for example like >>14916406 suggested, you need the following permits or "cards" as we call them here:

>safety card (you know how to work safely)
>road safety card (you know how to work safely on roads with a vehicle)
>environment safety card (you know how to work in a way that is safe for the environment)
>municipal street work card (gives you the permit to work in the municipality in question, because why the hell not?)

If anon would like become a miserable dishwasher in a restaurant, he should have at least a hygiene card, so that he could demonstrate that he know how water boils at 100 Celsius and freezes below 0. He doesn't need it but it is still required.

All these cards cost money and you need to renew them after 2-5 years depending on the card and employers want to hire people who already have them in their pocket which in turn creates the problem of getting your foot in an industry. You can pay for the cards for yourself but it's hard if you're low on money and employment still isn't guaranteed after that.

Every entrepreneurial person in this country should just fuck off to Germany and peddle their wares back to Finland via internet.

>> No.14920063

Get a job or go lay down and let peeps fuck u for money. I give u advice bolt will go cex . And bitcloud pro will go dex and bitmax . Pin this

>> No.14920127

>>14918801
They actually will. So will taco bell. Places like this are desparate for anyone who can literally just show up on time regularly. Just get 2x shitty fast food jobs for 2 months, easy peezy.

>> No.14920786

>>14919880
Don't you get paid if you're going to study?
Else move to the Netherlands, a Fin is easily signed up as citizen, and go study + uitkering.
Hoeren neuken nooit meer werken.

>> No.14920824

>>14919880
Also I would mod your ps4 into a home pc for you so you can actually do computer work.
A ps4 is pretty portable with a backpack too.

>> No.14920945

>>14905769
How the fuck would you get a loan if you don't have a stable job?

>> No.14921001

>>14906226
>making monthly payments on a gaming console
Keeeek, sucker

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>>14908868
I make more doing this than at my 9-5. Dealing with CL ppl sucks but it's tax free like you said. Facebook marketplace is even better imo.

>> No.14921134

Why not acrue more debt and claim bankruptcy? This is exactly the point of bankruptcy so fags like you don’t kill yourself. Easiest way to do that is build up medical debt. So if you need a check up and a bunch of scans n shit then go get it done then claim bankruptcy when you meet the debt threshold for your country. Also you can go to school online to become a code monkey and make good money from remote work. You just need a spine and a good work ethic and to ditch this weeaboo crying woe is me over $4k. That’s so little i can’t even believe this thread exists, you need to grow up Anon.

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14921420

coti = boobs

show boobs i give u some coti , u can get rich fast

>> No.14922015

>>14919996
Thanks for sharing, makes me glad im amerifat

>> No.14922243

>>14909876
HEY, MINECRAFT GUY

I've got a question for you -- how do you make money without breaking the EULA?

>> No.14922315

>>14917887
>mods have aligned themselves with the niggers
Dark times are upon us, boys

>> No.14922439

>>14919996
Fuck me. This is the country that used to produce men like Simo Haya. What the fuck is the world coming to.

>> No.14922464

>>14905752
>Nobody would pay me even 2 bucks for a blowjob.
I'll give you all $1500