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What are your favorite future possible use cases link marines?

>> No.14903552

>>14903540
Decentralized alarm clock

>> No.14903559

>>14903540
when my dick touches whore i pay with paypal and she cant run before fuck

>> No.14903607
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>>14903540
>Contracts that disincentivize cold calling.
I am gonna use some of my gains to author smart contracts that charge cold callers $1000 upon my answering their sales call, and an additional $10,000 a minute to talk to me.

the future is gonna be weird boys.

>> No.14903622

>>14903607
Based and consultantpilled

>> No.14903693

>>14903540
Link has no use case.

>>14903552
>>14903559
>>14903607
These don't make any sense.

>> No.14903716

>>14903693
your dick has no use case

>> No.14903748

>>14903622
checked. Yeah anon, theres all kinds of "financial firewalls" one could set up to protect themselves from predatory behavior as well as unwarranted state intrusion.

Automated sovereignty is gonna be crucial in a dystopian world seeking to stratify entire classes of society per smart contracts the average lumpen wont even know are running in the background.

>> No.14904085

>>14903693
this guy is no deluded.
link literally has no use case at all

name one. pro tip,

>> No.14904114

>>14904085
Really no use cases at all? Are you delusional?

>> No.14904226

>>14903540
>I want my tendies ASAP
>pay a flat initial fee
>an alarm and a ticker starts at wagie central
>ticker is of course invisible, so he has to give it his all
>if wagie beats whatever the time limiter is set to, he gets a small tip
>if not, at the end of the week when his rent smart contract fails to collect funds, he'll return home to his living container locked and empty, with his belongings in the form of a pile of ash just outside

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>>14903540
Me being rich

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>>14904226
Auto-tips set by oracle-clock based af

>> No.14904581

>>14903748
Interesting. Can you talk more about these financial firewalls and such?

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>>14903622
>Based and consultantpilled
they call him
>THE CONSULTANT

>> No.14905351

Smart contract tipping. For example, use face and audio recognition software that measures how enthusiastic a waiter is when serving me food. If they are not smiling and don’t sound enthusiastic when serving, then the bill is automatically paid with no tip. This takes the pressure off of me, the consumer, to have to tip a “socially acceptable” amount, therefore reducing my stress.

>> No.14905366

>>14903716
Rekt

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>>14905351
dystopian as fuck
>pic related

>> No.14905402

>>14903540
>use cases
Kek

>> No.14905435

>>14903540
A global currency with monetary policy linked to Sergeys burger consumption. Aka Libra

>> No.14906100

>>14903540
it only has 1 use case: making sergey a multi millionnaire and a bunch of NEETs poor

>> No.14906133

>>14903540
Surely I'll use these cases:
- partnerships
- oracles
- disruptions
- smartcontracts
- bags

>> No.14907212

When I am within 500 feet of a school building a smart contract executes and a unit of drones are sent to my location. The fbi is immediately notified and local police have already dispatched.

>> No.14907254

>>14903540
Time scheduled analy inserted vibrating cubes.
On/off in exactly 77 minutes via stupid contract. You'll hear about it in the future.

>> No.14907346

I only pay when the hooker's vag o meter is filled with 2.5 grams

>> No.14907414
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Decentralised Assasination/Hitman Market and Decentralised Event Market.

Examples:
Put $50m into a smartcontract, if some hitman wants to accept the contract they have to stake $1m for example. Contract details are that if president of France is killed, then the hitman(the guy who accepted the contract) will get the money. The contract is triggered by multiple news sources and social media sources(keywords plus some algorithm that can understand text very well). People could pool money as well. So if a large amount of people hate some public person(harder to detect whether a private/unknown person is dead), then they could crowdfund an assasination(it's all private thanks to crypto).

This same goes for the Decentralised Event Market. People could crowdfund some terroristic events, for example a 9/11 type of event. Again the contract will pay out if the smartcontract detects(through Chainlink oracles providing news and social media data) when planes have crashed the towers and pays the amount out automatically to the guy who accepted the contract. There will also be some timeframe, like a month for the contract accepter to do the job or else he will lose his stake.

A very wealthy man could unironically cause so much havoc in a small timeframe. Guess who is going to be the wealthiest man in 5 years? Pic related isn't actually such a nice guy. Stay unkown anons. Don't become a public person.

>> No.14908106

>>14903540
staking-powered passive income generating personal sexbot