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Fuck.

Fuck Fuck Fuck. I'm getting expelled.

>Be junior at state college
>See thread on /biz/ about Monero mining virus
>Find a mining virus from the internet (not sure if it's the same one from /biz/ thread)

Here's the mistake
>Software Development class has homework that we have to turn in, but not on the official website
>Supposed to send to the professor's website/computer, which will auto-grade our submissions, and allow us to resubmit if we don't like our grade
>Get drunk
>Send mining virus as my submission - I can just resubmit the actual homework, right?
>A few minutes later, get email from TA, saying that the grading platform is down, and we get an extra day for our homework

That was several hours ago. But I'm fucked, aren't I?

>> No.14901200
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don't know i never went to college because i'm a neet, but it sounds like your fucked lol

>> No.14901212

>>14901138
Sounds like you sent them ransomware instead of a miner you retard.

>> No.14901213

>>14901138
For certain, the IT people are probably on it and investigating. Except to get an e-mail soon.

>> No.14901329

>>14901138
Just say your computer was infected and automatically sent emails to all your contacts.

>> No.14901346

>>14901138
Or say the virus on your PC would automatically substitute any email attachment with a virus.

>> No.14901350

>>14901329
We had to include a specific string of text in the subject line of the email. The class name, and the homework number. I think it will be hard to pass that off as an email auto-sent by a virus.

>> No.14901358

>>14901346
Fuck. That's a lot better.

I should probably wipe my PC, in case they want to look at it.

>> No.14901367

>>14901138
The FBI and the CIA and president Trump has been informed. You know how much Trump hate crypto right?
You're finished buster.

>> No.14901371

>>14901138
>Send mining virus as my submission - I can just resubmit the actual homework, right?

laffin at this thought process, wtf

>> No.14901379

>>14901358
If they want to see it just say you already cleaned the virus with a free online virus scan. You can't remember the name of the virus.

>> No.14901388

you're supposed to send a corrupted file, not a fucking virus lmao

>> No.14901389

>>14901379
they'll be able to tell the difference between that and a reformat/shred

>> No.14901403

>and allow us to resubmit if we don't like our grade

American education.

>> No.14901431

just lie you fucking pansy

>> No.14901443

>>14901403
It's homework. You're supposed to get 100% on it. It's mostly about turning work in regularly.

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>>14901367

>> No.14901464

I remember when I was in high school I didn’t finish a presentation on time, and it was my turn to present that day. Instead of bringing a flash drive, I brought a usb micro SD card reader that looked like a flash drive. Stupid boomer believed that the flash drive just wasn’t being recognized by the computer, and I got another day to finish. Anyways you’re fucked op

/blog

>> No.14901484

>>14901367
The FBI and the CIA and president Trump has been informed. You know how much Trump hate crypto right?
You're finished buster.

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>>14901138
This is the second comfy "I'm fucked" thread today.
Good thread!

>> No.14901499

>>14901350
Just say ur computer had a virus idk wtf happened I'd they ask

>> No.14901520

thanks anon, so it was you and your monero mining virus that caused this! now I got some hours left to really do the homework. the one that I submitted was just bullshit code

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>>14901138
>Send mining virus as my submission - I can just resubmit the actual homework, right?
This is so dumb. You cannot simply blame this on being drunk.

>> No.14901722

>>14901661
Why? I figured it was just going to fail me. It's not my fault he didn't protect his computer from viruses.

>> No.14901739

>>14901138
just say you got hacked and it sent from your computer without your knowledge

>> No.14902623
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Why would you submit a virus as homework?

>> No.14902652 [DELETED] 

>>14901138
Bye Bye Life.

K E K

>> No.14902657 [DELETED] 

>>14901722
You got drunk, nobody else kiddo.

Jesus you dense cucks these days.