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14898783 No.14898783 [Reply] [Original]

I don't want to get buttfucked by Uncle Sam

>> No.14898795

Who's going to pay for Jose and his children crossing the border? Have sex you fucking racist.

>> No.14898797

you won't get buttfucked by Uncle Sam. You'll get buttfucked by Tyrone. Uncle Sam just likes to watch.

>> No.14898799

>>14898783
reported

>> No.14898800

I’m just gonna forego my citizenship and tell them to fuck off srs. Good luck extraditing me from Romania fagfots

>> No.14898804

>>14898783
You don't. You're gonna get buttfucked and it's still going to leave you with more money than you will have ever dreamt.

>> No.14898805

>>14898783
never cash out. buy more ETHplode. let deflationary tactics do it's thing. sell into BTC only when you need to spend.

>> No.14898816

only two kinds of people can avoid the IRS, the ones that are too poor and the ones that are too rich

>> No.14898825

>>14898783
Step 1: Don't post about it on the internet.

>> No.14898851

>>14898825
huh

>> No.14899425

Unironically cheaper to pay the tax. IRS wants 15%, the only bitcoin atm in my city wants 17.5%

>> No.14899453

>American
whoops, shouldn't have done that

the only way is for you to renounce you 'citizenship'
unironically

>> No.14899480

>>14898851
The IRS has already purchased your IP from Hiro and contacted your ISP to confirm you identity. There is now a red flag in your folder so they can be sure to check up on your assets during tax season.

>> No.14899495

>>14898783
>How the fuck do I avoid the IRS?
You just pay your taxes

>I don't want to get buttfucked by Uncle Sam
Then pay your taxes

It's so fucking easy. Everyone else understands it. You can do it anon.

>> No.14899496

>>14898800
lol, im an expat currently in romania rn too anon, do you know anything about romaninan tax imposed on crypto gains by any chance?

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14899522

>>14898783
When you want to cash out, convert to BCH (the real Bitcoin)
Then, sent the coins to your electrum wallet and trustlessly cash-shuffle them so they are disconnected from your ID on the exchange.
Go to local.bitcoin.com and sell in person for cash anonymously.
Use that cash in your day to day life to buy the nice things you desire (those which can't yet be brought with BCH directly)(which isn't much btw cause you can buy anything on Amazon with BCH purse.io)
Don't put the cash in a bank.
Don't flaunt it around so that some jealous wagie reports you for having two lambos in your driveway.
Enjoy your financial freedom from the state.
Meet and trade with other like minded businessmen, build relationships of trust.
Volia

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>>14899495
>Yes goy, give us all your labor and we shall extract your wealth to fund endless wars

>> No.14900378

>>14898783
Avoiding is legal, aversion is illegal. Stay legal bro, I don't want you getting pounded in `fuck me in the ass prison`