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WHY SERGEI ALWAYS WEAR THE SAME SHIRT EVERYDAY? IS HE AN ANIME OR NO BATH HUMAN?

>> No.14889926

>>14889913
Hes overworked and probably suffers from mental illness

>> No.14889945

I hate nulinkers.

>> No.14889959

>>14889926
Hes a mcdonalds addict

>> No.14889990

>>14889913
Why do you wear a different shirt everyday?

>> No.14890008

>>14889990
Coz I take a bath. Is he not?

>> No.14890057

>>14890008
Wearing the same type of shirt daily does not require one to not clean themselves. Come on.. Also, taking a bath is gross. Take a shower.

>> No.14890088

>>14890057
I have a bath tub, dont you?

>> No.14890090
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>>14889913
He is an anime

>> No.14890223
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Honestly... I'll probably make it just off of my factory sealed Sergey shirt. Wont even have to touch my link stack.

>> No.14890299

>>14890223
Do not open, this will be in the crypto hall of fame museum someday

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>>14890299
It shall remain sealed

>> No.14890375

>>14889913
The shirts the signal, when it changes, you know its happening

>> No.14890503

>>14889913
One day, that shirt will be put up for auction and will sell for hundreds of millions. Poorfags all over the world will denounce capitalism and rage at wealth disparity.

>> No.14890748

>>14890223
hey fren, was wondering where you've purchased that. I wanted to buy a pair for me and my wife. thanks

>> No.14890825
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>>14890223
>inb4 Sergey pressures Lucky Brand to reissue this design because his current set of shirts have worn out

>> No.14890838

I didn't buy LINK at 35 cents because of this.

>> No.14890895

>>14889913
Why did Steve jobs keep wearing Black Turtlenecks? How you present yourself, like a product, like a character synonymous with what your delivering

>> No.14890908

>>14890375
this. when it's time sergey will walk onto an unsuspecting stage wearing a black trenchcoat, sunglasses, and a fedora. he will announce the singularity and chainlink's true form will go live and consume the corrupt banking system and several bigmacs.

>> No.14890981

>>14889913
You don't understand, he's playing the ultimate ∞D Chess move, the "Literally everything I see is Chainlink" move
He uses the same shirt so when you see a similar one your thoughts are going to be "Holy shit that's like the one Sergey from Chainlink aka Smartcontract always uses"
He repeats the word Fundamentally so when someone uses that word your thoughts are going to be "Holy shit that's the word Sergey the LINK token CEO aka the Oracle master always use"
He made the logo a simple hexagon so when someone draws said hexagon your thoughts are going to be "Holy shit that's the same hexagon the Chainlink project aka the one with literally hundreds of teams including Google has as it's logo"
He made partnerships that resembles the season images from The Legend of Zelda so when you see said image your thoughts are going to be "Holy shit that's the partner logo looks exactly like the one TLoZ game cover has, the conspiracies are true and Sergey aka the transcended individual is a meme lord"
If it wasn't retarded believe me Sergey would have named his token Pokemon

>> No.14891015

>>14889913
>He made the logo a simple hexagon so when someone draws said hexagon your thoughts are going to be "Holy shit that's the same hexagon the Chainlink project aka the one with literally hundreds of teams including Google has as it's logo"
That isn't why he did this.

>> No.14891037

>>14889913
the day he stops wearing it is the day i cash out

>> No.14891072

because he is a ruskie. ruskies love to wear the same clothes for a whole week

>> No.14891105
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>>14890825
>inb4 Sergey acquires Lucky Brand to reissue this design because his current set of shirts have worn out
FTFY
>>14890375
This, I've always said the shirt is the canary
>>14890981
This phenomenon has already happened to me twice this week

>> No.14891666

https://www.quora.com/Do-people-with-Aspergers-or-autism-often-wear-the-same-clothes-multiple-days-in-a-row-If-so-why

>> No.14891675

>>14889913
I wear the same shit every day too
Not the same exact items of clothing, but the same colours or w/e