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/biz/ how do i stop being an incel?

>> No.14881064

>>14881047
ahem

have sex

>> No.14881079

>>14881047
I will tell you in Exchange for crypto.
Its no easy journey, I tell you.

>> No.14881096

ust buy link

>> No.14881133

Stop wanting to have sex

>> No.14881197

>>14881133
based
have sex

>> No.14881202

>tfw having sex with my gf tonight
feels good man

>> No.14881221
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14881221

>V0nana2B
why yes I fapped to 2B's vonana
how did (((they))) know

>> No.14881227

Buy V-ID, wait 2 years, buy any 10/10 girl.

>> No.14881228

>>14881047
Turn to pua tricks and scams. Out of 100 apptoaches one thot will open her vagina for you...its a numbers game. If you are 1% fuckable you need to talk to 100 thots to finally fuck

>> No.14881247

>>14881197
Oh im having sex right now ;)

>> No.14881278

Step one:

https://coinbase.com
/earn/eos
/invite/8b3jmgd4

https://coinbase.com
/earn/xlm
/invite/j61sgfxw

>> No.14881279

>>14881247
Having sex and posting on 4chan at the same time, sounds legit.

>> No.14881293

>>14881247
Get on my level; today my gf gave me the 2th pregnancy scare this year. Period came a week late....once her period came 3 weeks late...and once it just skipped....the anxiety will force me to become volcel

>> No.14881302

Be a volcel

>> No.14881313

>>14881047
Lift weights, lose weight (if you're fat), study how to pick up stupid, drunk degenerate cunts and you fuck them.

If you have glasses, get contact lenses.

>> No.14881319

>>14881293
>he doesn't cum inside his gf each time
just have her squeeze it out when you're done bro, problem solved. I've been doing that for years, no kids yet.

>> No.14881356

>>14881319
I use 3 contraceptive methods; condom and pulling out and fertility tracker

And still this bullshit happens

>> No.14881383

>>14881319
>squeeze it out
how does that work lmao

>> No.14881384

>>14881356
have you tried not having sex?

>> No.14881389

>>14881356
How can you even enjoy sex when you've played so hard into hedging for your anxiety?

>> No.14881414

>>14881389
Im into bdsm and i use herbal viagra. I fuck for hours at a time. I can live without cummin inside

>> No.14881452

>>14881384
Yes but nothing compares to a 3 hour hard fuck

>> No.14881485

>>14881383
It doesn't

>> No.14881487

>>14881452
oh i see. i wouldnt know ive never had sex and im 26

>> No.14881513

THERE IS BUT ONLY TRUE ANSWER TO YOUR DISGUSTING PROBLEM....


HAVE SEX

>> No.14881522

>>14881047
Increase your IQ

>> No.14881527

>>14881487
Im an ex player...or pua (trained by irl PUA).... by age 24 its too late to fuck or kiss a woman... by that age women have had a decade of weekly/daily sex and dozens of exes and then you come stuttering alone and dropping lasagna. Honestly its too late 4 u. BUT if you become rich they WILL ignore your virginity

>> No.14881536

>>14881527
ive already accepted the fact i will die alone. im okay with it. desu im 26 but ive got a quarter million dollars and i love myself so fuck it. ill just stay alone forever

>> No.14881562

>>14881527
Take your meds

>> No.14881563

>>14881536
Im impressed... BUT in my experience thots r not impressed by bank accounts but by posessions... buy a fancy flat or nice house or google whatsyourprice or seekingarraingment. Thank me later also...HAVE SEX INSECT!

>> No.14881578

>>14881562
Ok i will. Caffeine triggers my mental problems sorry.

>> No.14881588

>>14881563
wow watch you language there racist

>> No.14881593

>>14881563
well ur experience is fucking pointless. ur probably fucking an ugly fat fucking bitch. i dont need ur nigger advice faggot. ive got a fast car, nice house, big bank account and i could just buy hookers if i really wanted. thats real shit

>> No.14881598

>>14881047
Killing yourself.

>> No.14881922

>>14881527
>>14881563
>>14881578
fucking based

>> No.14881972

>>14881922
stfu nigger, absolutely not based

>> No.14881989

>>14881047
I don't know if you're serious about this, but instead of trying to see women as women, try to see them as human beans, the same as men. As soon as you learn to detach yourself from the sexual desire for them, you'll learn that they are, in fact, human beans.

>> No.14881994

>>14881527
anon i didnt fuck until 25 and when i did i took her virginity

>> No.14882020
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>>14881989
>try to see them as human beans
she certainly got bean'd

>> No.14882021

>>14881485
getting cucked obv

>> No.14882036

>>14881989
speak English.

women are whores

>> No.14882045

>>14881972
more based than you >>14881487

>> No.14882061

>>14882045
i will show up to your house and rape your throat

>> No.14882081

>>14882036
The fact that you desire them beyond your own understanding, and as a defense mechanism write all of them off as whores (because they don't desire you back: you're boring, shallow and uninteresting), doesn't make them whores.

tl;dr cope

>> No.14882094

>>14881414
> herbal viagra

.....go on anon, we're waiting.

>> No.14882111

>>14882061
have sex you're going crazy dude

>> No.14882112

>>14881989
I hate human beans.
I feel more empathy for whores than strangers I know nothing about.

>> No.14882134

>>14882111
i know i kinda like it, people are afraid of me, like im going to snap at any minute and murder 30 people in 30 seconds

>> No.14882174

>>14881047
Get in shape. Dress better. Realize you’re probably socially awkward and you need to work on that. Get out in the world. You didn’t get here overnight and you won’t fix it overnight. It will take time and work.

>> No.14882223

>>14882134
thats good and all but try to focus that rage on something useful

>> No.14882244

>>14882223
like what? ive got a good job, ive got a quarter million.....im not evil but im just bored idk

>> No.14882257

>>14881414
Herbal viagra like what?

>> No.14882333

>>14881989
I went through my entire life exactly with that "treat women as just your friend" meme and everytime I just become a mere acquaintance to them. And because of that flirting as a concept became so alien that I would feel as if I'm being extremely rude to the other person if I tried to flirt in any kind of way.

>> No.14882416

Rohypnol, duct tape and zip ties fren

>> No.14882433

>>14882244
how about trying to get some girls

>> No.14882442

>>14882433
nah

>> No.14882476

>>14881047
ive had over 100+ females, 95% were atleast 8/10's,i got bored of them, so now i do crypto and got in link at the early stages (6 digits) and just buy as much as i can

>> No.14882483

>>14881047
>no fap
>resensitize dopamine receptors
>grow an actual prefrontal cortex
>start enjoying things besides porn, pizza, and video games
This is unironically how it’s done.

>> No.14882489

>>14882442
keep fapping then, it will bore you to death if it hasnt already

>> No.14882491

>>14881293
>he doesnt just taunt his gf and tell her if she gets pregnant that he'll just fuck off to south america

>> No.14882492

>>14882333
He didn't say treat them like your friends he said treat them like you would a man. Do you treat every guy you meet like your friend?
You still have to be upfront about what you want but just treat them like a human. We're all the same

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14882494

>>14882489
im already ded

>> No.14882497
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14882497

>>14881133
>Stop wanting to, have sex.

>> No.14882511

>>14882483
If you have money, porn, pizza and video games is literal heaven on earth. If you disagree, you're one of those retards that has to work for a purpose in life or whatever you all call it
>>14882489
You have low test. There's nothing quite like pulling up some videos of women spreading their ass cheeks only to see the hottest little anus you've ever seen only to get hard as fuck and blow a big load over it.

>> No.14882543

>>14882492
Yeah i don't flirt with men that are not my friends either.
The "advice" is retarded, that way you will never flirt or be able to show that you're sexually interested in them.

>> No.14882587

>>14882543
I'm not agreeing with you. I think the "advice" is the best in the thread so far. I very explicitly said you still need to be upfront with your intentions. Which means flirting

>> No.14882596

>>14882511
there is something better: doing it in real life. You should try it

>> No.14882656

>>14882596
No need to jump to conclusions, anon. You sound a bit bitter with no sense of humor. How long has it been since you've been with a woman? Since you passed through your mom's vagina?

>> No.14882707
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14882707

*huff huff huff*
*squats down to take a breather*
ahhh
uhhh
ahhh

ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES.
FUCK YOU JANNY YOU CAN'T CATCH ME
*Runs away*